Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: ClaireBear Date: 30 Jun 08 - 01:26 PM Sorry Stilly, I was doing my vocal warmups outside by the grill and didn't hear you asking about cooking. Yes, I've got the fire going and some applewood chips soaking. Is there something you'd like to throw on the grill? We already have some auroch going, and I'm also doing a haunch of gallimimus in Woody's. I found it (the gallimimus, not the Woody's) in the WayBack Fridge on the porch. All kinds of interesting stuff in there... I'm also doing some salmon I've been marinating; that's what the applewood is for. It'll go on as soon as he fire's low enough. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Rapparee Date: 30 Jun 08 - 01:17 PM I thought Liz was...a giant...dressed up for Hallowe'en. But the squid still seems to like her, going by the tentacle working its way up the latex...skirt. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: SINSULL Date: 30 Jun 08 - 01:04 PM I thought Pimm's were cookies... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Amos Date: 30 Jun 08 - 12:14 PM Whoa, Liz, you got a Full Body model!! Awesome!! I didn't think the Ramses people had released those to the public yet!!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Jun 08 - 10:53 AM Look, I'm the one who opens this place up mostly, I can take as long as I bloodywell like in the Ladies... I'm usually bloody locked in here anyway... There's only one finger on this latex glove, and that's a funny shape.... What the........? That's a................ Oh my g.................. Eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Right that's it.... I need a Blue Nose and I need it NOW!!! (That's 2 measures of vodka, 2 measures of Blue Curacao over ice in a hiball, topped with 7Up). Leave the 7Up out of the first batch..... LTS covered with talcum powder |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Stilly River Sage Date: 30 Jun 08 - 10:45 AM I wonder if she's stuck in there again. Ladies, head around and use the men's loo, like usual, when this happens. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Severn Date: 30 Jun 08 - 10:37 AM A Hanson's Diet Black Cherry Soda, please. Diabetes has set in since last year. But at least the cancer's gone. Unless you have something better I could try..... So, yes, I'm another designated driver or one to make supply runs, as needed. It's hell watching other people drink, but I gotta go where the music and friends abound. He watches as Lady Penelope looks underneath to see if those actually ARE guy ropes on the firepit cover. Meanwhile the long line for the Ladies Room is getting impatient while Liz dons her Latex. "She still thinks she owns the place!", somebody mutters..... And no, Liz, you wouldn't want your tongue semi-permanently attached to a squid tenticle sucker. Jimmyt's the only doc we have here to remove it, and he's only a dentist. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Amos Date: 30 Jun 08 - 10:13 AM That guy on the motorcycle has extraordinarily good taste. I'll have a Fat Bastard too. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: MMario Date: 30 Jun 08 - 09:46 AM Lessee - a shot of the garlic/pepper tea, some tequila, a shot of Woody's sauce; some tequila, couple scoops of crushed ice, a little tequila....., top off with tomato juice, shake, pour; float a little pepper vodka across the top, toss in a celery stick. The MudCatTavern Mary! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for business From: Stilly River Sage Date: 30 Jun 08 - 09:41 AM Say, I have some leftover garlic pepper tea in my fridge if someone would like to try a really unique summer drink. It's pretty strong, 1/4 cup to a gallon of water in the sprayer (to discourage bugs from eating my peppers and eggplant and tomatoes and squash) but here at the Mudcat someone might find a good use. Maybe toss some in the next batch of marinade if we have auroch on the menu again? Is there someone cooking here this week? Hello? Anyone? I hear footsteps, but no one is answering. . . it was just a thought . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Rapparee Date: 30 Jun 08 - 08:41 AM Pardon me, good sir, but I have a Tea to attend today. In preparation thereof I would greatly appreciate a Fog Cutter with a poteen chaser. Thank you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Jun 08 - 06:19 AM Except the squid.... I'm not THAT broad minded. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Jun 08 - 05:37 AM Hey, I'm broad minded - I'll lick all sorts of things. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: frogprince Date: 29 Jun 08 - 10:23 PM For cryin' out loud, Liz, that's guitar licks! Sheesh, these young people nowadays... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Jun 08 - 05:15 PM "wild unfettered licks" - now that's MY kind of party.... let me just get me latex accoutrements.... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Amos Date: 29 Jun 08 - 01:12 PM THe stranger finishes an energetic rendition of "Big Ball in Boston", a miusical seine into which he has fortunately drawn a rambling mandolinist and a passing banjoist, and they close the tune with a flourish of wild unfettered bluegrass licks. He calmly puts the dreadnaught down in a safe place and walks over the the cooling INdian, and peels the tentacles back from the shiny cylinders. He walks them back to the jello pit and slops them onto the head of the giant squid and speaks softly but firmly to the Squid in his native language. The squid promises to behave and keep his hands off the motorcycle. Terrific versification, McG!! Hey keep, have you got a Fat Bastard back there? A |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for business From: Stilly River Sage Date: 29 Jun 08 - 12:38 PM How about some throw(up) rugs from Dollar General Store? Toss 'em straight into the washer when they've caught the flavor of the hour, so to speak. . . |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: MMario Date: 29 Jun 08 - 12:01 PM Of course not in gingham; a firepit cover properly should be in tuile. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: lady penelope Date: 29 Jun 08 - 11:59 AM Are you offering me violence Liz? *G* I dunno, some people have no sense of humour... As for retail therapy, the nearest I'm getting to that is going out for some spare guy ropes and sprung toggles to finish making the firepit cover (no, not in gigham....) and possibly a rucksack that I can use for 'carry on' luggage. Mmmm....I feel the call of the cider barrel..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: DMcG Date: 29 Jun 08 - 05:34 AM (drunkenly) I never drink Moose Drool, 'cos Mouse Drool has froth And one little sip turns a saint to a Goth Can you imagine the utter disgrace Of lying in the gutter with a moose on your face? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Jun 08 - 05:13 AM I feel a bout of retail therapy coming... anyone else want to join me in the craft store? We can buy stuff to make lace doilies for the tables and pretty embroidered tops for the jam (jelly) jars and then we can go to the gun store and buy something to shoot whosever idea it was to put frilly tablecloths on the tables in the roughest tavern on the 'Net. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Lonesome EJ Date: 29 Jun 08 - 04:14 AM Wow. Glad to see the old place still open. Hoppin, in fact! I'll have a cold bottle of Sol, and a banana daiquiri for my monkey, please. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for business From: Stilly River Sage Date: 29 Jun 08 - 01:26 AM How's the leg, Rap? Limping at all, or are you managing to keep a steady supply of liquid refreshment going to keep it comfortable? Stay away from the jello pit and watch out for the squid, I've heard he's as bad as our old cat and will pick off any band-aids or bandages he notices. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Rapparee Date: 29 Jun 08 - 01:21 AM I was just awakened by an explosion and I guess I thought I was back on the DMZ. Knob Creek, please. Straight up. A lot of it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Stilly River Sage Date: 29 Jun 08 - 12:59 AM At least you can move far enough to smash the alarm and go back to sleep. :) Well, I listed a dulcimer at eBay this evening (I'm keeping the better one). What's a good drink and salute combo to wish it well in it's new home (and wish for a high final bid!)? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Janie Date: 28 Jun 08 - 11:13 PM Jeez, none of you showed up. Must be a well-heeled crowd. After spending the day ignorantly reinventing the wheel when it comes to painting, and not accomplishing much, I'm ready for a long, cold Moose Drool! Shove it on down the bar, and keep them coming, friend. Hope I can move when the alarm goes off in the morning. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Rapparee Date: 28 Jun 08 - 10:47 PM How about a Dead Guy? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Stilly River Sage Date: 28 Jun 08 - 10:28 PM "Proper" and "Mudcat Tavern" don't go together in this particular venue, mate! Have a beer instead! One Moose Drool for the newcomer! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: DMcG Date: 28 Jun 08 - 10:05 AM All I want is a proper cup of coffee Made in a proper, copper coffee pot. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Jun 08 - 06:12 AM I'll come and help paint, but you'll have to get me off this Indian bike first.. and tell that squid that where his #5 tentacle is, is NOT where the camshaft goes. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Janie Date: 27 Jun 08 - 07:00 PM Hi ya'll! Can't stay - I'm packing boxes tonight and gotta start painting this weekend. Anybody interested in helping paint for a little beer money? What's that, lox? No. You'll get the money After you're done painting. Gotta run. Just show up tomorrow if you're interested. Those near the door hear the old Merc Sable as the engine fires, the sound of tires on gravel, and then, "Oh crap." Uhmmm. Awfully sorry to whoever belonged to that little crocodile out in the parking lot. Now I know what that bump was when I pulled in. Sorry....really.....it might not be dead yet, if you want to check. Welllll. Bye! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: ranger1 Date: 27 Jun 08 - 06:30 PM The little Ranger wanders in, covered in grease and hydraulic fluid, after a day of dealing with crisis after crisis (of course it's the manager's day off!). "A nice cold bottle of decent beer, please." |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Stilly River Sage Date: 27 Jun 08 - 06:16 PM Sage swings her feet down from the porch glider and heads into the tavern to see what all the noise is about. She sees at least four squid tentacles slowly emerge from the jello pit and begin probing and fondling the Indian motorcycle. Something tells me he parked a l-i-t-t-l-e too close to the jello pit, she thinks to herself. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Rapparee Date: 27 Jun 08 - 05:18 PM Well, okay, I'd like some Indian Whiskey then, please. And don't stint on the strychnine! |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Liz the Squeak Date: 27 Jun 08 - 05:13 PM And there's me with me bottle of tap water.... something is definately wrong here.... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: lady penelope Date: 27 Jun 08 - 04:42 PM Rapaire, as I type I am drinking the only London Dry Gin to still be made in London... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Liz the Squeak Date: 27 Jun 08 - 04:40 PM I may have to be prised off that 1939 Indian with a crowbar and a jar of vaseline.... One of my all time favourite bikes, even when driven by an incontinent Anthony Hopkins (The World's Fastest Indian). LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: GUEST,lox Date: 27 Jun 08 - 04:21 PM Dishevelled stranger stumbles in with a battered hat, dirty clothes and a parched throat. He staggers up to the bar and bangs an empty pewter mug down, rasping at the barman ... "... A gallon of meade to slake my thirst and soothe my head ..." "... my daughters best friend is having a sleep over at my house tomight and I have decided I would rather a little pugilistic frivolity with mike tyson ... anyone know where he is? ..." |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Amos Date: 27 Jun 08 - 03:41 PM The west batwing doors swing apart, slammed to their limit by the nose of a huge 1939 Indian motorcycle in full roar, taking a flying leap up from the hearthstone and landing with a graceful, squealing, 270-degree skid which brings it up alongside the jello pool neatly lined up at the edge. A towering, lanky Stranger with a three-day growth of beard slaps the kickstand down with his foot, shuts down the throbbing engine, and swings off the saddle, pausing to unstrap a glistening 1967 Dreadnought from its case. He is wearing a floppy, tawny Stetson that has seen too many miles of road, a kidney-belt decorated with dozens of precious stones, tight jeans, a chamois Wetsern shirt with leather ties, and a long dustjacket, which he pulls off and leaves hanging over the bike's handlebars. Well, I need a break. There's no sign of thatgal high or low, East or West, near or far. I been through three sets of rings, two brake jobs, eleven tires and about 1300 tanks of fuel. Dang me, I am tired of this shit, of that there is no mistake, I tell ya. Hey barkeep, ya got any fine dark stuff in that cooler? A quart glass, if you don't mind, with my thanks. Dusty road, long, long, long. Damn. Good stuff. Just charge it to the Reg brothers, wouldja? Pat says its okay. Thanks.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Rapparee Date: 27 Jun 08 - 03:25 PM You might not want to know.... More Moose Drool, si vous plait. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: ClaireBear Date: 27 Jun 08 - 02:46 PM Doesn't matter; in the Wayback Fridge whatever is in there is good forever. Aaahhhhh! Schweppervescence! Hmmm, I wonder what else is in there? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: MMario Date: 27 Jun 08 - 01:57 PM Let's see what we have. Bitter Lemon, Bitter Melon, Bitter Lime, Bitter Strawberry. . . ??????? What a minute, sorry - the last two are SCHLEPPES, not SCHWEPPES. Sorry..... *rummages around some more* A-HA! Found a bottle - bit dusty though...does Schewppes have a "best by" date? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: ClaireBear Date: 27 Jun 08 - 01:35 PM What a good idea! The Moose Drool is about gone, anyway. I don't suppose there's any Schweppes Bitter Orange, is there? Maybe in the Way-Back fridge...you know, the one next to the freezer where I got the gallimimus, and where I think last year's aurochs came from? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: maire-aine Date: 27 Jun 08 - 01:10 PM I'll take a gin and Schweppes bitter lemon, with lots of ice, please. Now if I can find a spot where there's just a bit of a breeze. Hello, there. Maryanne |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: Rapparee Date: 27 Jun 08 - 01:00 PM I want some of that 18th Century London gin...the stuff they were drinking when they posed for Hogarth. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: lady penelope Date: 27 Jun 08 - 11:01 AM Schantieman!! Wash your mouth out!!! Pimms better than a G&T?!?!? You can't seriously believe that I, the only currently serving Gin Fairy Acolyte, can possibly promite that kind of idea?!?!? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: MMario Date: 27 Jun 08 - 10:54 AM That's just Lady P; but every time she insist on the lace edge tablecloths the Giant Squid cly fakes 'em for wipes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: frogprince Date: 27 Jun 08 - 10:47 AM "lace edged table clothes" ?? Maybe I've never suspected how much difference there is in the connotations of the word "tavern" on either side of the pond. : ) |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: MarkS Date: 27 Jun 08 - 10:40 AM Silly River Sage That garlic tea of yours sounds like a great idea. Would you post your recipe? |
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Midsummer Tavern open for busines From: ClaireBear Date: 27 Jun 08 - 09:57 AM The grill is heating up outside, and the applewood chips are soaking. I've got a big bowl of Woody's Cook-In' Sauce here to marinate stuff in. I'm doing catfish, corn, and a couple of gallimimus haunches I found in the freezer out back. Anyone else have something for the grill? Ahhh! That Moose Drool is the best. |