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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 05 May 09 - 07:58 PM The volcano isn't roasty enough for you, Rap? Must be one helluva big marshmallow... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 05 May 09 - 07:49 PM Not many brains, but lots of muscle and music. Sort of like the rowers on a trireme going into battle. But I was thinking...we need something to roast marshmallows and stuff over. Does anyone besides myself understand...napalm?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 05 May 09 - 07:16 PM Well, she says dubiously, if you're sure you can control them. If you need help, just ask. Lots of muscle, not to mention music, in this place. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 05 May 09 - 06:52 PM Yeah! And with the Marines here too they'll get along like, oh, gasoline vapors and a match. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 05 May 09 - 06:49 PM "(no, I am NOT gonna post the address ... if word gets around, we might have all them sailors from the Navy base in the harbor up here.)" Bill D Post it, Bill! San Diegans love their sailors. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 05 May 09 - 06:32 PM Paintball target volunteer? I really think that the ineffable MAX needs to get in on the |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: gnu Date: 05 May 09 - 06:05 PM Calla Marie... she'll know what to do... Olyve Oil? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 05 May 09 - 05:48 PM The giant squid has been very quiet--did he forget to stop playing hockey? No, wait, darn it, someone turned the room temp down too low in the rink, he's stuck to the surface. DON'T SCRAPE HIM UP OR HE'LL LOOSE SUCKERS!!! Thaw him slowly so it won't hurt, please. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: GUEST,Gluon The Cosmic Duck-Dog Date: 05 May 09 - 05:30 PM QUARK!!! (Translation: You guys will never get this mess cleaned up. I, however, can fix it for ya... for a price. It's a simple matter of folding the space-time continuum in such a way that the existence of this party is hidden from view in your three dimensional universe. I can do it easily, uing my trusty ACME Space-Time Continuum Steam Iron and a can of Niagara Space-Time Continuum Spray Starch. You, on the other hand, didn't even know such things existed, did ya? Like I said, I'll do it for a price. And bring that goalie over here. I wanna hump his leg.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 05 May 09 - 05:28 PM Asexually, like amoebas. Or amoebic dysentery. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 05 May 09 - 05:21 PM No not the Morris dancers. They are endangered species. and it still isn't known how the all male sides propagate. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 05 May 09 - 04:38 PM Got one for you, Tam. That Frenchie isn't a hockey player. He's a Morris Dancer. Oh good lord there's a whole side! No 2. No oh crap at least a dozen. The tintinnabulation of the bells bells bells AARGHHHHH Shoot, woman shoot! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 05 May 09 - 04:31 PM Rolling into back yard with my paintball tank as the van full of paintball equipment rolls up into driveway. Hiring a human target is quite expensive. Do we have any volunteers? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Charley Noble Date: 05 May 09 - 04:15 PM This is very exciting. I can't wait to see how the house implodes! And Amos was thinking that his safe house could never be tracked down. Cheerily, Charley Noble, from an undisclosed location |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: GUEST,Slops Ragout Date: 05 May 09 - 04:15 PM So this is where he lives, huh? I knew him back when I waa his oiler on the "Firkin Maid", sailing out of Fiji under Panamanian Registry. Leastwise Amos said it was Panamanian Registry. I don't know myself. Yeah, I was the oiler. And the cook, when I wasn't oilin them shafts. I remember one night in Papeetee I think it was, Amos was oilin his shaft when the girls daddy came home. But enough of that. I brought him a present from my last trip. Not the cabin boy, nossir, but sosme of that bakolo and kava stuff he used to like so much. You don't think he'll mind me sittin here on his settee for a bit do you? My clothes are kinda oily and dirty, but hell, old Amos won't care. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: MMario Date: 05 May 09 - 04:03 PM It's too bad we didn't think to document this on video. "Extreme Makeover - Mudcat Division" ; we could make a mint on downloads.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 05 May 09 - 04:01 PM If he's smart he'll stay tied to his kayak once he gets home, so if he falls into any of these liquid-filled holes he can haul himself out into the boat. Maybe we'd better leave a few ropes tied to heavy furniture or beams and draped over the edge in a few spots, like they do in some places with flash floods and winter ice, where people need to rescue themselves. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: MMario Date: 05 May 09 - 03:59 PM Take food and booze with you when you leave, though. I'm sure Amos would want us to do so. He's generous. And we wouldn't want to attract ants (or worse) if he's late getting home. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 05 May 09 - 03:53 PM We can just leave it. Amos likes to putter about the house, fixing things and working in the yard and all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 05 May 09 - 03:26 PM Besides - he left his guitar and hat in the study - or what used to be the study...and used to be a guitar...actually we have no proof whose house this is. I wonder if anyone remembered to bring the wand from the tavern. Meantime WATCH IT FRENCHIE! I see you behind the tree with your stick. That is a stick, isn't it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 05 May 09 - 03:20 PM Bill D, you're trying to scare people. We know this is the right house--he uses Mudcat as his homepage, and just look at his computer, it's a MAC, ferchrissake! How many zealots who have Mudcat cookies use Macs down here? Oh--I meant to ask--how was all of that beer? Stale, I bet. See if Rapaire has any more cold Moose Drool (the bottled variety, Rap, not the really fresh stuff). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 05 May 09 - 02:53 PM The volcano is a nice touch. Don - leave it. It looks great. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 05 May 09 - 02:39 PM I do't know why you're having trouble recognizing the place. I don't think it looks that different! Nice touch with the elephant suits. They look so real, it's hard to believe they're really just polar bears. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Don Firth Date: 05 May 09 - 02:34 PM Sorry about pushing that button. Here, let me clean up the mess. This is going to be a bear of a job! Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 05 May 09 - 02:10 PM Da mpucg 's snuck eteen mny vront eeth Aside to MMario - it was originally Heigh ho Heigh ho it's off to school I go. I blew up their goalie. Game over. Janie - Barracuda blocked that last picture. Am I going to get fired for surfing the net looking for porno? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 05 May 09 - 01:54 PM Hope Amos recognizes it when he gets home. Did I miss the start of the hockey match? What inning are we in? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 05 May 09 - 01:53 PM Arise, you prisoners of starvation Arise, you wretched of the earth For justice thunders condemnation A better world's in birth. No more tradition's chains shall bind us. Arise you slaves, no more in thrall! The earth shall rise on new foundations. We have been naught, we shall be all. T'is the final conflict Let each stand in his place. The international working class Shall be the human race. The international working class Shall be the human race. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: MMario Date: 05 May 09 - 01:45 PM NINE to THREE? What kiind of elitist administrative slack-off hoity toity types wrote THOSE lyics? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bill D Date: 05 May 09 - 01:44 PM Ok, those of you who arrived early... is this the house we are partying in?... it's...ummm.. hard to tell after some of the 'alterations'. Be very careful of that little shrub in the yard..... (no, I am NOT gonna post the address ... if word gets around, we might have all them sailors from the Navy base in the harbor up here.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 05 May 09 - 01:44 PM Hey, that's ice cream! Just ice cream! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 05 May 09 - 01:43 PM On the 4th day of his vacation, Amos takes in the view from the cabana. "Ahhh....life is very, very good." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 05 May 09 - 01:36 PM I'll start Heigh Ho Heigh Ho It's off to work we go From nine to three It's misery Heigh Ho Heigh Ho Heigh Ho Heigh MMMMMFFFFFFFFFF!!!!! Not nice boys. Hockey puck right in the mouth. Where are those paint ball guns? I may not know how to dress a moose but aftet six years in Maine I can shoot the bongoes off a bee at thirty yards. Hey Pierre! Look what the old lady has. BOOOOOOMMM!!!! uhoh Rap has been at the balls. Just blew up a goalie. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Tinker Date: 05 May 09 - 01:20 PM This is an amazingly active, yet musically quiet party.... Perhaps we should make sure the hockey players can hear the performers while they play with Half-a dozen speakers around the rink. A few rousing work songs I'm sure the neighbors won't mind.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 05 May 09 - 01:16 PM If it is a lady moose, follow the expert advice of Sarah Palin |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bill D Date: 05 May 09 - 01:16 PM Here I am...getting to the party late after being "out in the woods" all weekend. But, hey...looks like I wasn't missed in all the Wait...lemme look around.... are you SURE this is Amos' place? A lot of these houses look similar out here in sunny California....imagine if it was the neighbors'..... I'll just go look it up with my secret stash of addresses. Be back in awhile. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 05 May 09 - 01:13 PM OK then! Paintball stuff now arranged and should arrive really early tomorrow morning. Some of the paint balls are uhhmm a bit dry, just aim them at vases, pictures and window panes. Don't want anyone to get hurt. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 05 May 09 - 01:07 PM As parties go, this is a gooder one than most. Bless Amos and his HUGE heart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 05 May 09 - 01:04 PM YEAH! We can work it into the hockey game. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 05 May 09 - 01:03 PM I'm allergic to lark tongues. Spicy little suckers. I got a friend with a shack full of paint ball equipment. Shall I give him a ring? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 05 May 09 - 12:53 PM Anode any trouble.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: MMario Date: 05 May 09 - 12:46 PM Saint Vidicon of Cathode, preserve Us! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 05 May 09 - 12:41 PM "There is no problem so large or so complicated that it cannot be solved by the correct calculation and placement of high explosives." --sign in my old Computer Room |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: MMario Date: 05 May 09 - 12:26 PM Tim Gunn reccomends vertical stripes when dressing a moose, to minimize the spreading effect of the antlers. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Lonesome EJ Date: 05 May 09 - 12:26 PM Hey Rock, watch me pull a rabbit out of my top hat! ROOOOWWWRRRRR!!!! Oops! Wrong hat! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 05 May 09 - 12:22 PM The best way to dress a moose is in a tuxedo with a silk tophat. If it was good enough for Fred Astaire, it's good enough for a moose. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: SINSULL Date: 05 May 09 - 12:09 PM I'll start scooping Jell-O from the pit into dessert cups. We can pick out the worst of the feathers and scales. Maybe Bullwinkle can't saty in the sun room. Who here knows how to dress a moose? Is Sarah Palin in the house? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Lonesome EJ Date: 05 May 09 - 11:42 AM Yeah, the Corps of Engineers are famous for their dam appetites. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: MMario Date: 05 May 09 - 11:39 AM The EPA, The National Guard AND the Corps of Engenieers? I *KNEW* I should have cooked the rabbit. Hope we have enough food. I better get another head of lettuce for the salad, too! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Lonesome EJ Date: 05 May 09 - 11:36 AM Well, great party! You say Amos is on the way home? Unfortunately, I won't be able to stay and see him, as much as I'd like to. Love to help with the clean up, but I understand Schwarzenegger has declared the area a disaster zone, so I'm sure the National Guard, the EPA, and the Corps of Engineers can get it taken care of. Tata, then! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: MMario Date: 05 May 09 - 11:10 AM I was afraid the lark's tongues would make the dish just a little meat heavy, you know? Overpower the celery. |
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