Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:07 AM

Oh damn!
Well luckily MMario decided against the lark's tongues so there is room in the bar-b-que pit. Meantime bring Bullwinkle into the sunroom. He'll like the view.

Did he come with a shovel and a can of disinfectant? He's making an awful mess on that carpet. Oriental and priceless, isn't it? No, not the moose, the carpet!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:35 AM

See?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:33 AM

The First One


Where shall I tell them to unload him? (Careful. He's crabby.)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:25 AM

But Janie, you don't have to do hockey. In fact, nobody has to do hockey because the Giant Squid has volunteered to play all six positions for the Mudcat team. (He's going to keep his other tentacles tied behind his back until they're needed as substitutes.)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:15 AM

That race looks like it hurts.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: frogprince
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:06 AM

Well Janie, the only thing I've seen like that one picture was at an inland resort where they had a 5k run/walk on a holiday weekend morning. My wife and I settled for the strolling version. The "optional" beaches we've had a chance to visit have been quieter and never anything like crowded at the time. We're more inclined to just lean back with a book, and wade in to cool off a little if the place is safe for that. We should be back by the time the pit-baked critters are ready to eat.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:50 AM

I don't do hockey. Think I'll head to the boutique with the credit card.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:44 AM

Looks like the ice rink is ready for the Penguins vs Mudcat grudge match. Rapaire, you still got some of that C4 you can mold into something that looks more or less like a hockey puck?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:33 AM

can't get the link to work - Amos in convertible with top down tailing an open bed truck carrying port-a-potties as it approaches a too low overpass.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:32 AM

Behind the washer dryer sounds about right. He'll find it.

I don't know MMario - don't you think you are overdoing it with the lark's tongues? They will add a bitter note and some unnecessary crunch.

Fresh baked bread and a sald and we are all set.

Meantime, it looks like Amos might be headed home:

Make another link

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:07 AM

Hide the rabbit somewhere so Amos can enjoy it when he gets home.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:04 AM

Put it in the pool. The crater is about to be filled with a RexBrontoStegadodo. (T-rex, stuffed with a brontosourus filet, which is wrapped around a bakers dozen of stegosourus cutlets, each cradleing a dodo, the dodo stuffed with a delicate forcemeat of celery, onion, panko bread crumps and lark tongues.)

Do you think that will be enough or should I add the 2 lbs of rabbit I have in the fridge?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:52 AM

I thought we had a Jell-O pit set up in the back yard? May 4 4:21PM. The six holer outhouse project went bad and now there is a huge Jell-O pit. Dump the stuff in there Roger - but this time be sure it's green Jell-O and not something found in the bedpans. We want a Jell-O pit not a kitty litter.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:36 AM

Just put it in the parlor. Amos won't mind.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:17 AM

Hey, I've got a tanker load of pre-owned Jello here. For this week only, it comes with a free mud wrestling ring. Where do you want it?


Rts

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:02 AM

Ms. Tam,
I wish you had thought of that before the guest house came down and the A bomb blew up. Maybe we can salvage some of this...but the naked nuns look a bit well done. We're gonna be in trouble with either the pope or animal control.


But now we have a bar-b-que pit big enough for the entire T-Rex. Bring on that vat of sauce, MMMMMArio.

Janie, if I wore an aluminum hat and complained about aliens scanning my brain would you send me pictures of Men In Black? Sadist!

By the way, did you intend that set of china for target practice? Rapaire and the hockey players are setting up skeet shooting with the plates.

This sunroom is really restful. A few singing dancing chickens and an inflatable moose - perfect.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 May 09 - 06:54 AM

Zamboni? Isn't that that fancy pudding with eggnog and chocolate bits in?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 05 May 09 - 05:59 AM

All those low comments about how nice the weather was while we were freezing needs to be redressed.

What if we do this to his house?

To some place like this.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:29 AM

Janie, that Google Earth really brings things in close! Who knew Amos took his brown swimming trunks on this trip?

Frogprince, I found a more bizarre photo of that beach, but if it's want you want, here is Black's Beach, apparently. I can't quite read the language all over the runners. Anyway, here are a bunch more. Maybe we won't be seeing you back at the party for a while?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 11:30 PM

UH-oh. YOu don't suppose when Don pushed that button it cause a power surge to LEJ's suit? That glint of silver on the left margin surely wasn't a harmonica. Was it?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: frogprince
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:57 PM

omigawd, there's some more of 'em

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:45 PM

Hmmm, Sins?

It might be bet if you don't check out the view from the upstairs portico.




Hey Squid, where's that bourbon and water?!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:38 PM

Hey Stilly, do you think he'll like the 24 place settings of Vietri we got him?



Hope it didn't max out his credit card. We're gonna need more food and booze.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:34 PM

Not to worry. Thanks to Rapaire, the Marines are on the way.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:33 PM

Meanwhile, right off the coast of Belize,

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: frogprince
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:31 PM

Damn, Don; I hope that wasn't Black's Beach you just blew up!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:26 PM

Dang, jDon, but that's one massive drink!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Don Firth
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:07 PM

What's this button for?

Uh-oh. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 09:42 PM

Here you go, Frogprince. There is a gate right back here, hidden behind an arbor. Step right on through, and....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 09 - 09:35 PM

Hey, I've just invited all of the guys 'n' gals at the US Marine Corps Recruiting Depot over the Amos' place.

They accepted.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 09:34 PM

In celebration of the 100th post, let me show my best figure skating moves. .







OK, now we're ready to take out the front wall to let the zamboni in.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 09 - 09:33 PM

Bobby flayed fish, Maisie cooked weiners, Amos was gone and neener neener, in them old, cotton fields back home....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: frogprince
Date: 04 May 09 - 09:20 PM

As long as we're in San Diego, do y' spose we can open a direct door to get to Black's Beach? I've always wanted to check out Black's Beach.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Severn
Date: 04 May 09 - 09:12 PM

Actually, Bobby flayed fish. Probably Sole...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 May 09 - 09:05 PM

Naked nuns on ice. Great!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 May 09 - 08:46 PM

Hey, guys? Remember the penguins? The ones Leej relieved of their feathers? Well, they weren't just any penguins. They were the Pittsburg Penguins. All they wanted was a few Labatt's 'cause they're still smarting from losing that Stanley Cup thingee, and some folkie goes and plucks their feathers. Well, they're a bit upset. They say that as soon as those guys are finished installing the rink in the den, and as soon as someone can figure out how to get the Zamboni through the front door, they're challenging the whole Mudcat crew to a hockey game.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 08:45 PM

Somebody better bring me a bourbon and water to get me mellowed out a bit.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 08:44 PM

I'm gonna go around to the snow side of the house and party with the polar bears.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 08:37 PM

Meanwhile, back in Idaho, one brave Legionaire stayed behind.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 08:28 PM

LOL!

Did you find any good bourbon after you blew that lock?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 04 May 09 - 08:25 PM

And that's not a blindfold. It's a soft infra-red goggle that allows me to see through women's clothing in the dark. It also contains solar photo-filaments which absorb sunlight all day for the purpose of charging up the jacket, yielding a more dazzling impact at night.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 04 May 09 - 08:19 PM

Damn I can't believe that photo got on the net. It was taken at a celebration of Louisville winning the NCAA. A premature celebration, you might say. You cant tell from the photo, but those were ass-less slacks.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 09 - 08:15 PM

Firing squad. Firing squads always use blindfolds. Generally on the shootee, but with the Legion it's up for grabs. Nothing like a blindfolded firing squad to enliven things.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 07:05 PM

Ernie, I see you came decked out as a Cardinals fan.

But what's with the blindfold?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 04 May 09 - 06:41 PM

Mine says "See Bobby Flay Live" -- and I think, see Bobby flay live WHAT? Penguins? Polar bears? Nuns? Giant squid? Severn?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 May 09 - 06:39 PM

This is playing on Amos' computer that is set to loop through a long playlist at YouTube. I think he's been practicing for something. . .

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Tinker
Date: 04 May 09 - 06:38 PM

And the sign says...

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Do computer programs diagnose manic behavior now??

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 May 09 - 06:16 PM

I definitely have a concussion. I am hallucinating excruciatingly bad puns and a meteor crater. That green goo is just like the scene out of War of the Worlds.
Don't go in there!
Don't go in there!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 May 09 - 05:59 PM

Could someone please reconstruct the back wall to the ladies rest room? It's a tad chilly on the nethers...

Oh, and happy Star Wars Day...





































May the Fourth be with you!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 04 May 09 - 05:51 PM

Maybe instead of Jell-O we should use first-aid gel, so Severn would have a comfy place to sit and spin his own peculiar brand of punditry.

I'm sure Amos won't mind the giant hole in support of such a worthy cause.