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Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song From: GUEST,Pseudonymous Date: 03 Jun 19 - 07:31 AM Ho ho some bloke! Tax exile indeed! Wish I hadn't posted that about Jim now, to be honest. What I will say is that I am proud that London elected Sadiq Khan as their Mayor. I like both songs on this thread, and also liked those sung at a protest I went to last Trump visit. Here's my verse for Big Al Don't know nothing 'bout diplomacy Calling Meghan nasty's fine by me. Those nasty Brits will soon be in a mess 'Cos we'll f*** up their NHS. |
Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song From: GUEST,Some bloke Date: 03 Jun 19 - 07:18 AM He's living in tax exile. Meanwhile, the results of the EU election had a few million more voting for remain led parties than for leave led parties, so it seems our education system isn't broken just yet. |
Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song From: GUEST,Pseudonymous Date: 03 Jun 19 - 04:25 AM Where's Jim Carroll when you need him? |
Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song From: Big Al Whittle Date: 12 Feb 19 - 11:29 AM I've gone off my song. |
Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song From: Donuel Date: 12 Feb 19 - 11:20 AM Big Al, to the tune of plastic Jesus I think you could have fun with my latest Trump lyrics if folks are familiar with the characters: us I don't care for my daughters seein What Stormy Daniels does for a livin drainin cheating venom from a snake I don't care for coward Paul Ryan Who worked out by keepin up the lyin and prayed to get out first for heaven's sake uk I don't care for Pecker sleazes who want to show me Bezo's penis featured on a front page in my store I'm not a prude but I think its rude when piss tapes play when its time for food and Mueller shows whats up and much more I don't care for 'Gubmint' shut downs Kids taken at the border are not found All this reminds me of someone else I don't care for being not told why Fires , floods, and hurricanes fill the sky Putin smiles as polar ice flows melt Whoa Whoa Whoa I don't care if it quakes or melts down long as I got my MAGA hat on covering up my hair that fell out Through all the trials and tribulations White house inmates from across our nation From cells yell lock her up in small shouts Turn back the clock to the civil war Make the Chief justice Judge Roy Moore Sitting on the bench of our court Deport anyone here who is not white Pretend that Russia is always right Let China buy Hawaii for their port I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as the president is like sweet Jesus WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE DONALD TRuMP ??? |
Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song From: Donuel Date: 08 Feb 19 - 07:42 AM From: Donuel - PM Date: 06 Feb 19 - 02:06 PM Wonderful World - with apologies to Sam Cook, James Taylor, Herb Albert and Art Galfunker. Don't know nothin bout History Don' know any biology I've never read a single book Don't know nothin bout how to cook And I care nothin at all bout you But if Fake News would love me true What a wonderful world this would be Don't know nothin bout geography Don't know any trigonometry All I know is about writing a tweet Don't know how to admit defeat But I know one and one is two and if fake News would love me true What a wonderful world this would be Now I don't claim to be an honest man baby And I don't try to be cause honest men are all losers baby And nobody's more special than me Don't know how to be president Don't know what I said or what I meant Don't know nothin bout buildin a wall Don't know nothin bout nothin at all Its only me that I've been thinkin of But if Fake News would give me love What a wonderful world this would be What a wonderful Justice free world this would be What a wonderful Wonderful Wonderful world |
Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song From: Big Al Whittle Date: 24 Jan 19 - 07:32 PM thankyou |
Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song From: The Sandman Date: 24 Jan 19 - 01:53 PM VERY GOOD |
Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song From: Dave Hanson Date: 24 Jan 19 - 11:34 AM Nice one Al, good pickin too. Dave H |
Subject: RE: Big Al's new Trump Song From: Donuel Date: 24 Jan 19 - 11:19 AM Big Al you're doin great. Cole Porter did this and I changed one word O give me land, lots of land, and the starry skies above Don't fence me in Let me ride through the wide open country that I love Don't fence me in Let me be by myself in the evening breeze Listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees Send me off forever but I ask you please Don't fence me in Just turn me loose, let me straddle my on saddle Underneath the western skies On my cayuse, let me wander over yonder Till I see the mountains rise I want to ride to the ridge where the West commences To many words, gaze at the moon till I lose my senses Can't look at Trump and I can't stand fences Don't fence me in O give me land, lots of land, and the starry skies above Don't fence me in Let me ride through the wide open country that I love Don't fence me in Let me be by myself in the evening breeze Listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees Send me off forever but I ask you please Don't fence me in Just turn me loose, let me straddle my on saddle Underneath the western skies On my cayuse, let me wander over yonder Till I see the mountains rise I want to ride to the ridge where the West commences Gaze at the moon till I lose my senses Can't look at Trump and I can't stand fences Don't fence me in Songwriters: Cole Porter sung by Roy Rodgers Whats the answer to a thousand walls? a tunnel |
Subject: Big Al's new Trump Song From: Big Al Whittle Date: 24 Jan 19 - 05:04 AM Wrote this last night. Wondered if it would be any use to anyone stateside. https://soundcloud.com/denise_whittle/he-never-meant-that-he-was-going-to-build-a-wall |
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