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Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Hollowfox Date: 02 Dec 00 - 02:03 PM Banjer, you're a sick puppy; I like that in a man. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Dave Swan Date: 02 Dec 00 - 11:38 AM This is great. I'm ready to hire all of you. You certainly exhibit the proper attitude. I'll print this for the proper distribution. Banjer, I'll have to have a bigger wall built to accomodate your instructions. O.K. Pole slides for everybody. Banj gets to drink from the fire hose. Thanks, D |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Bert Date: 02 Dec 00 - 11:36 AM The sign should say "BELL". And rig the damned thing up to a timer through a relay so that it only rings one time and then there's a couple of minutes delay before it will work again. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: bflat Date: 02 Dec 00 - 08:31 AM The charge for use of this buzzer will automatically be debitted to your account. No refunds. bflat |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Little Neophyte Date: 02 Dec 00 - 08:05 AM Oh well, I guess Banjer gets to ride down the pole. Little Neo |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: katlaughing Date: 02 Dec 00 - 01:40 AM LMAO, Banj! You've hit the jackpot with that one!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Banjer Date: 02 Dec 00 - 01:01 AM First sign: If this is an emergency, please go to the nearest pay phone and dial 911. If this is not an emergency feel free to use the new electronic marvel mounted below. However before pushing said technological marvel there are several thing one should be aware of. To learn these several things please read the instructions for use attached to the counter below the button. Second sign:PLEASE READ ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE USING THE BUZZER Welcome to the latest in technological advances in this, your public service facility. Keep in mind all services and equipment provided by our highly skilled staff is provided by municipal tax monies. The first thing you need to know is the shape of the button. Its round design was chosen so that it could be accessed from any direction with minimum effort. The distance from the floor was chosen so that it would also be accessible to citizens of all statures. Also it is Handicapped accessible as required by state statutes. To operate the button one need only apply a firm pressure on the button, keeping in mind that it may be reached from any position around the circumferance. Holding the button down for a period of at least 5 seconds but not to exceed 20 seconds will set of a buzzing sound where it may be heard by on duty fire personnell. Please allow a reasonable period between the ringing of the buzzer and the appearance of an actual person. Remember these men may have just returned from a particularly nasty fire and are trying to get some much needed rest. Please be patient. If after reading all this, you feel you still need to talk to someone, or better yet if you even still remember why you are here, press buzzer at own risk! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: katlaughing Date: 02 Dec 00 - 12:18 AM To Summon A Buzzee >>>>>> To Be A Buzzer: Press Here |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Little Neophyte Date: 01 Dec 00 - 10:01 PM Hargal, how did read my mind! I guess its that bad eh? Well I figure even if I don't win, Dave will let me ride down the pole if I come visiting the station, won't you now Dave? Banjo Bon Bon |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Catrin Date: 01 Dec 00 - 09:54 PM How about - When in doubt, follow the instructions (but leave none!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: catspaw49 Date: 01 Dec 00 - 09:09 PM Sign One:
Need to speak to a friendly firefighter? Sign Two:
Press Buzzer ONCE Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Mrs.Duck Date: 01 Dec 00 - 07:17 PM How about push off we're busy |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Jim Dixon Date: 01 Dec 00 - 06:15 PM "If you can hear this, so can we." |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: SINSULL Date: 01 Dec 00 - 06:05 PM Please push button for service. Out of Order. Electrical short. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: harpgirl Date: 01 Dec 00 - 05:26 PM ...the winner gets a ride down the pole and a ride on the fire engine????? hey Bon, Bon did you hear that!!!! ohhhhbbbooooy! ooo la la!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Jim Krause Date: 01 Dec 00 - 05:24 PM Ignore this button. Fresh paint |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Allan C. Date: 01 Dec 00 - 05:21 PM Oops. A.A. Milne |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Ebbie Date: 01 Dec 00 - 05:19 PM <-Personal Attention New! New! New! For Service, PUSH. Ebbie |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: Allan C. Date: 01 Dec 00 - 05:18 PM PLES RING IF AN RNSER IS REQIRD PLEZ CNOKE IF AN RNSR IS NOT REQID - A.A. Miline |
Subject: RE: BS: Please ring for Service From: MMario Date: 01 Dec 00 - 04:47 PM "Caution - pushing this button could summon an irate fireman" [underneath the buzzer] and for the directional sign; "24,800 miles to button" (with an arrow pointing away from it) |
Subject: Please ring for Service From: Dave Swan Date: 01 Dec 00 - 04:37 PM Here's your chance to exercise your creativity whilst playing the part of petty bureaucrat. There's been a new service bell installed at the service window of my fire department. No longer will we be summoned to the front desk by the civilized ding of an old hotel bell, but by the electronic blat of a buzzer wired to sound throughout the building. Don't be confused, this isn't to report emergencies, this is the bell which summons us to lead firehouse tours for the local Boy Scouts and to tell Mrs. Fensterlake that we don't get cats out of trees. So, before I go to the signmaker's shop, the question is what to say on two signs. One, with an arrow to direct the public to the buzzer, and another beneath the buzzer itself. This way to the buzzer and it had better be good ? and Push only ONCE ? All entries gladly accepted. The winnner gets a ride in a fire engine and a free trip down the pole. D |