BS: bill clinton and skirts...

Subject: RE: BS: bill clinton and skirts...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 01:10 AM

looks like tar_heel is still posting to Mudcat. . .

Subject: RE: BS: bill clinton and skirts...
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 12:31 AM

Bill Clinton in a skit skirt? That's what we're talking about? What kind of skit, who wrote it?

Subject: RE: BS: bill clinton and skirts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 12:05 AM

Bill Clinton is essentially more amusing than George Bush (Jr or Senior). I think this is worth mentioning!

In honor of the ongoing subject of "Who is the political antichrist?" I wish to cut and paste again my poem:

"Partisan Blues"

I got those partisan blues
Those old partisan blues
In the bottom of my shoes
In the bottom of my shoes

My guy's right and your guy's wrong
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Your guy's always wrong and he always will be!

My guy's a hero, your guy's a jerk
My guy is gonna put America back to work
Your guy's a liar, a pervert, a cheat
My guy's the friend of the man in the street

I got those partisan blues
Those old partisan blues
In the bottom of my shoes
In the bottom of my shoes

My party's the only one that I will ever vote for
I was born a Redemopublicrat and I'll die a Redemopublicrat
I can't stand those Democrapublicants, they make me sick
I hope they all Die! Die! Die!
And then my party can rule forever and ever
And theirs will be the Power and the Glory

My guy's a human, your guy's an ape
Your guy is secretly in favour of rape
Your guy took payoffs and he's unpatriotic
My guy's true blue, your guy's idiotic

I got those partisan blues, those partisan blues

Every four years I go completely nuts...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: bill clinton and skirts...
From: LadyJean
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 11:59 PM

A KILT IS NOT A SKIRT!!!!! Ask any Scot!

Subject: RE: BS: bill clinton and skirts...
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 11:47 PM

How do you get stains out of a sporran?

Will the chanter be blown?

Looks like a budding 'tartangate'scandal could be coming.

Subject: RE: BS: bill clinton and skirts...
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 10:02 PM

Well, danged!

Whats wrong with Hillary, anyway?

Oh, let me count the ways...

Okay, so she a little crunky on the part that thre camera doesn't show. So what, so is Monika Lewinski... So she likes to wear the pants. Fine wid me. If she's that bad in the lower forty then leave the danged things on. Well's she bossy. Ahhhh, last time I looked at her driving license she listed herself as a female, dang it...

Hey, Bill oughtta just thank his lucky stars. He could be gay and find himself at odds with Mr. Bush....

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: bill clinton and skirts...
From: pdq
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 09:44 PM

Sorry, but Bill Clinton would not look good in a skirt. As Letterman used to say, he has "pasty white thighs".

Subject: BS: bill clinton and skirts...
From: GUEST,conservative allies
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 09:29 PM

you know bill clinton has come under fire for hiring a scottish company to put in new cabinets in his office...
well...ANYTHING IN A SKIT,BABY...ANYTHING IN A SKIRT!!!