jOhn from Hull

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 07:32 PM

I dreamed I saw jOhn from Hull last night
As sober as you or me
Says I, "But jOhn, sobriety's overrated"
"I agree. Best wishes," says he
"I agree. Best wishes," says he



But I went with him down to the pub and we got rat-arsed together.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: s6k
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 07:32 AM

john form uhll = ledge end

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: s6k
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 06:59 AM

rofrash

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 05:55 AM

jOhn is a true foot...sorry leg end.....legend! that's it.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Davetnova
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 05:46 AM

First you must beelive. Then he will retUrn)

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Ooh-Aah2
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 05:24 AM

Who is this JoHN chap and why is he so interesting? I'm bitterly jealous!

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Dead Horse
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 06:52 AM

Tab! You'd need a very old single malt for that one, matey!

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST,BIG ANDY
Date: 15 Nov 04 - 05:38 PM

have you got T.A.B for that

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: darkriver
Date: 15 Nov 04 - 12:38 PM

Dya nae ken John from ull
wiv is decryin o the rubbish
Dya nae ken John from ull
wiv is deliveries o currish
Dya nae ken John from ull
e oft lacks a point
en iz jakes smel like fowl in de mornin

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Nov 04 - 07:34 AM

Good morning Sir jOhn. Have you remembered what you wanted to say yet? You've had a couple of days to think about it. Words of wisdom are always worth waiting for. If you need more time then drop a message in at the Lamp on wednesday night. Ta.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Nov 04 - 05:32 AM

Guest has maybe had a bad curry and is experiencing 'Nan flashbacks'

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Nov 04 - 04:31 AM

Hello Guest of 11 34pm, 14.04. As ever a guest seems to have had some experience that they think someone (in this case jOhn) should have!!!!! Well, guest, going through that traumatic experience has obviously left you very damaged and you would feel much safer and happier if you crawled back up!!!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: s6k
Date: 15 Nov 04 - 04:11 AM

excellent. dont forget your axe, ted !

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Nov 04 - 03:35 AM

I might go if I'm not doing nowt Ted.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Nov 04 - 03:22 AM

Morning jOhn,
            The harri watts band are playing at the Lamp on wednesday if you are up for it?

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 11:34 PM

Whoever he is he should crawl up his own arse and shite himself ooot

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 11:32 AM

"Ay up John!, The jOhn of Hull
the bloke wot entertains us all
Loads of times in the chat
A good friend here at the Cat
Many people have know 'is face
But no one could try and talk in 'is place..."

: )

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Polly Squeezebox
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 11:28 AM

At least he's committed - or should be! One things for sure, he'll never be committee'd.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 09:34 AM

John from Hulls field ramble...

Sais jOhn to the mducat one minsummmers day
in hull its so good i'm resovled to stay
but out into cnuontry i want for to get
wear i can throw froot without some daft owd get
saying 'stop trhowing friut
it atracts rabid cats
anyway, your late with me curry'.

Only 73 more verses to go...

:D

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST,vic at work
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 09:34 AM

Just come from a large bookshop and couldn't believe what I saw on the way out, a little book entitled Feng Shite (truth). Has Sir John finally had his vast wisdom published for the world to see and are they ready for it?

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: s6k
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 07:32 PM

hello i saw john from hill so came here, its good.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 06:34 PM

In 'ull's fair city
Where the men are so pretty
I first heard the humour of wise sir j0hn

While he dished out his curry
With never a worry
Singing bones in the lavvy alive-alive-o.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 06:08 PM

Ah dinna ken jOhn frae Hull
Ah dinna ken whit he wis on aboot
And Ah dinna ken why Ah shuid

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 06:03 PM

A good man <><><><><>><< <><><><><> <><><><><><><><>

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:40 PM

Helo jOhn

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 01:21 PM

And the sound of his ****** wkoe me up in me bed,
And the ****** of his ****** thtab he kept in teh shed,
When he hwoled to teh moon, sure yiu wshd you were daed,
But you're much bettir oaf in teh monring.

O'm not sure what the stars mean.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 12:07 PM

D'ye ken j0hn from 'ull
With his wit so honed
D'ye ken j0hn from 'ull
He has never moained
D'ye ken j0hn from 'ull
With binfuls of cats
And apples in the street are a no-no.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 11:54 AM

Dya ken John from ull
wiv is spellin zo qeer
Dya ken John from ull
u livs neer ere
Dya ken John from ull
e iz never dul
en iz soks smel like fish in de mornin

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: artbrooks
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 11:30 AM

And here I thought this was a thread with a song about jOhn. Huummm...interesting idea for a song challenge?

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: John Robinson (aka Cittern)
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 11:26 AM

I think he should be on the NHS. But I'm not sure if that means he should be AVAILABLE on the NHS or under the CARE of the NHS ...

Best regards
John Robinson
Acoustyistics Ltd
http://www.JulieEllison.co.uk

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 10:56 AM

I knew him when he had nowt

R

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 09:42 AM

Huh?

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: GUEST,jacqui.c
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 06:44 AM

I don't know LTS - I think jOhn should be required education for all children - he's got to improve the overall spelling standards in schools these days. Mind you, I'm not sure about exposing Limpit to his influence - I'm just trying to imagine the outcome!

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 04:18 AM

You suggesting that our jOhn is BS?

He may talk it frequently, but he isn't actually BS...

But I do agree he should be under the counter as it were.... sensitive people and children can't take him on open display.

jOhn, stop displaying yourself!

LTS

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:51 AM

i agree.
best wishes

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:46 AM

This should be in BS section.







Oh yes.






Def-uck-inately.





;)

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:31 AM

Keep taking the tablets, you'll be altight in the morning.

eric

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:27 AM

heloo, i forgot waht i was going to say,
delt this thread if you like.

Subject: RE: jOhn from Hull
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:25 AM

Yes you are, dear.

Subject: jOhn from Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:22 AM