Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Ebbie Date: 06 May 05 - 11:05 PM One hopes that anyone running the United Nations would be aware that members of other countries do not have to become part of the American culture. (They ain't American. They may for some strange reason prefer their own culture) And they don't even have to learn English- that's why they have simultaneous translations. If ww required all of THEM to learn English, shouldn't we be required to learn THEIR languages? |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Date: 06 May 05 - 10:57 PM Rush Limbaugh is an asshole. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: robomatic Date: 06 May 05 - 07:18 PM I took her car for a test spin, and when I yelled it Rush Limbaugh came on. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Date: 06 May 05 - 05:47 PM Here jpk. Read it again. The Radio A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda and Michael Moore. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: jpk Date: 06 May 05 - 05:24 PM read your old post,go take a day course,any course really. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Date: 06 May 05 - 05:22 PM Dams hold water. Take a night course in English. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: jpk Date: 06 May 05 - 05:17 PM not offended,just where is the dam radio |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Date: 06 May 05 - 05:14 PM Read my opening post. Learn something. Have some fun. Try not to offend so easily. grow some skin. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: jpk Date: 06 May 05 - 04:51 PM what does any of this bullshit have to do with a dam radio. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Date: 06 May 05 - 04:12 PM Just the ones who refuse to learn English, become part of American culture, and refuse to wash their shirts. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: gnu Date: 06 May 05 - 03:58 PM Hehehe. Excellent. However, I do take umbrage at you, MG, saying you'd kick out most of the Arabs. I assume you mean the ones that don't own 7% of the US economy? The ones that don't own Garge and his buddies? |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Date: 06 May 05 - 03:32 PM Have another cup of Kofi, Amos. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Amos Date: 05 May 05 - 06:48 PM That's what makes the UN so great -- that profound respect for human dignity and human rights no matter how downtrodden or distorted the view of the Ambassador. A |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Date: 05 May 05 - 04:39 PM yep. I'm ready to make the third world into the fourth world, or put them on another planet altogether. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Big Al Whittle Date: 05 May 05 - 04:34 PM I can see you're gonna be great in the job Martin - no wonder he chose you. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Date: 05 May 05 - 04:31 PM American Airlines is not United either. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Big Al Whittle Date: 05 May 05 - 03:53 PM well yessss........but then we wouldn't be united...not even to the extent that we all occasionally sit down in the same room, and isn't that the idea? or did I miss something |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Date: 05 May 05 - 02:47 PM If I took the job, I'd kick out France and then most of the Arabs. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Boab Date: 05 May 05 - 03:48 AM Ah! ---So THAT is M.G.'S real identity!! |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Big Al Whittle Date: 05 May 05 - 02:59 AM Is it true Bush offered you the United Nations job Martin? |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 05 May 05 - 01:51 AM LOL! |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Date: 04 May 05 - 09:28 PM Either can you, from what I've heard. |
Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad Date: 04 May 05 - 09:01 PM What utter nonsense as usual Martin. Everyone knows that Michael Moore can't sing. |
Subject: BS: The Radio From: Once Famous Date: 04 May 05 - 08:56 PM The Radio A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda and Michael Moore. |