BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)

Subject: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Oct 25 - 08:54 AM

My Loving Subjects!

We attempted to post a new missive to you, but We were foiled in Our attempt by some form of Artificial Intelligence Thing. Thus, this new
epistle.

Be it known that throughout this, Our empire, Artificial Intelligence is banned and shall be punished by eternal banishment to the very lowest drain in Our oubliette. Nourishment shall consist of whatever dribble down from above. We, Who have enough trouble with Real Intelligence, shall not permit Our people from being plagued by the artificial sort.

Proclaimed this day, and those who ignore this do so at their peril.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex       ®       His mark

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Oct 25 - 03:13 PM

This subject, who doesn't even own a smartphone,
approves wholeheartedly.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: JennieG
Date: 09 Oct 25 - 04:16 PM

There is a special place in a far distant forgotten corner of the Imperial Oubliette for Artificial Intelligence and all those who sail in her.

You wish is my command, Oh Great Sire!

JennieG who has lost her handle somewhere in the depths of the Oubliette....something about Imperial Banjo Wrangling, I think? Although I think I am still the Imperial Torturer In Chief.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: David C. Carter
Date: 10 Oct 25 - 03:34 AM

We, The Intoxicated, All Electric, Elasticated Accordian Ensemble,all

seventy five point nine of us, have voted to emerge from the shifty   

shadows of the down town Coconut Museum and vote for His Imperial Huge

ness,Rap for Emperor;we will not cede.

Ned:Chief Sock Gunner.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 25 - 10:34 AM

My dear fellow, what is the "vote" of which you speak? We were given the Throne by the joyous acclamation of Our subjects.

But in Our magnanimity, We name your band, The Intoxicated, All Electric, Elasticated Accordian Ensemble, an Imperial Musical Treat and give you the symbol ? to use as a sign of the authenticity of your postings.

Imperial Torturer Jennie G., you are correct on both counts and We continue to approve of your work on Our behalf.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex          ®          His Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Oct 25 - 06:02 PM

There is a rumor that all subjects will serve as their own ICE agent.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Oct 25 - 10:18 AM

Here's the prior thread, started by Dan "olddude." I removed the last post (mine) and closed it so hopefully it is still visible, should that be necessary by any amanuenses of the Emperor.


Imperial Mudelf {Æ}

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Oct 25 - 01:32 AM

May I say that I fear that the OP is the Great Orange One, who, it appears apparent, has been graduated to unmoderated drug use.

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 25 - 03:44 PM

We are NOT anything orange, Ebbie. We are the same benevolent Emperor We have always been. Some of the leaves outside are orange, some a brilliant yellow, some a firey red. But WE are not orange, nor do We even care that much for the color.

Except for those under the care of Our Imperial Torturer. She has Our permission to color them whatever she wishes. Everyone else must maintain their original colors.

Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex      ®   His Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Rap for Emperor (the Next Dynasty)
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Oct 25 - 09:46 PM

Besides, Mr. Orange has such gross edema and sweating that it resembles heart failure symptoms, which may require drugs stronger than mere diuretics. I am selfishly more concerned with his diminished capacity.
Mr. Orange takes a back seat to Rap, the greatest Emperor in the universe, who is on equal footing with the Overlords.