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Subject: Three dreaded words... From: Bobert Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:29 PM Okay, there might have been a similiar thread before the Bobert tunneled into the Catbox but in case there wasn't, heck, I'll just crank it up and see if it flies. I can think of a bunch but I'll just go with: "SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED".... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:32 PM batteries not included or in Spaws case.... Pump sold seperately.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dicho (Frank Staplin) Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:32 PM Two dreaded words on the computer screen: "Illegal operation." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jerry Rasmussen Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:33 PM Do It Yourself Jerry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:34 PM OS not detected |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:34 PM Have another drink |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:35 PM Any last requests A short delay Please Stand By |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:40 PM You're cut off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Morticia Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:40 PM "one more thing" "are you serious?" "Mum, I need....." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Devilmaster Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:41 PM man and wife...... :) Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Deda Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:43 PM Let's be friends... Got a second? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: greg stephens Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:51 PM By the way... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: michaelr Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:53 PM Truth be told... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:55 PM "I love you"... From someone you'd rather not hear them from. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dani Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:57 PM I need space... Dani |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: artbrooks Date: 18 Jun 02 - 06:59 PM Can I drive? (from teenaged daughter) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Janie Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:02 PM Honey, I need.... Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:07 PM What is folk? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: BanjoRay Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:09 PM What's it in? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Justa Picker Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:19 PM Guitar talk: Bridge is lifting. Top's pulled up. Seam separation here. Worn but together. What is 4/4? Other: Hi. Margin call. Your check bounced. Timing chain's gone. I'm only 15. Mudcat is down. I'd suggest euthanaisa.
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:20 PM Max is God Mudcat never breaks Send some money Never hear why Mudcat is great
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Mickey191 Date: 18 Jun 02 - 07:32 PM First thing I thought of-You have cancer. Was ready to give my sympathys Bobert. So glad I'm wrong. Another Shatner Thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:11 PM kiss my arse. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:12 PM In the UK, I'm sure it should be: "Time, gentlemen, time!" Or in the US, simply "No more beer!" Dave Oesterreich |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:14 PM Is it in? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Sorcha Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:18 PM Young child needed Toddler needed for assembly No instructions necessary Simple, playable tune (I LOVE it, Bobert!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: CarolC Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:55 PM "The rabbit died." (I know that one's a little dated, but still... ) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: michaelr Date: 18 Jun 02 - 08:57 PM Catspaw proves useful! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dani Date: 18 Jun 02 - 09:06 PM "Mama, come quick!" Dani |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Date: 18 Jun 02 - 09:15 PM What Mack Truck???
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Mudlark Date: 18 Jun 02 - 09:58 PM A buying opportunity (stock market)
Better sit down...
Can you hold?
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: DonMeixner Date: 18 Jun 02 - 10:11 PM Your what hurts? Your sister's are bigger.( OK that's four) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Jun 02 - 12:16 AM "My fellow Americans..." - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: wysiwyg Date: 19 Jun 02 - 12:28 AM Mom, what is sex? Daddy, what's THAT? Papa, where's mine? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Jeanie Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:17 AM "With all respect..." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: greg stephens Date: 19 Jun 02 - 03:27 AM Better sit down |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: greg stephens Date: 19 Jun 02 - 03:28 AM Shatner Little Hawk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie Date: 19 Jun 02 - 05:48 AM You are WHAT? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Declan Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:24 AM Crazy Eddies contribution is well known in Northside Dublin as a marriage proposal. Also (as far as I can remember) the opening words of "The Snapper" by Roddy Doyle, although knowing Roddy it was probably You're F&*((ing Wha'?. How about Do you play (followed by) Fields of Athenry Streets of London The Lonesome Boatman The Marino Waltz Willie Mc Bride. To mention but a few. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: CarolC Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:27 AM Not my problem
Not my department
Come back Monday
Stick 'em up This won't hurt |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: gnu Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:31 AM I said/wrote/meant what ?
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:04 AM Not to worry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Grab Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:43 AM In my opinion... No offence, but... Or the most worrying when driving with someone:- Argh arghhh aaaarghhhh!
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:51 AM Hurray for WYSIWIG All her examples Of THREE words have FOUR instead Well done, Susan! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:54 AM By the way Jesus is dead
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:03 AM Public-TV pledge drive Where's the kid? (or cat or dog or whoever has gotten out of the house unnoticed) Another root canal Bobert, go practice! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: HuwG Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:31 AM You can't lose Press any key Gimme an E! for tuning purposes only, I hasten to add Last orders, please! UK public houses Best before end ... Darling, I'm pregnant |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: The Walrus at work Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:33 AM What about "Brewed under licence" (translates as: "The same crap we usually brew, but with a well known foreign label slapped on the bottle/can" Walrus |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:35 AM I like monkeys! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Mr Red Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:37 AM Bobert you forgot the next three - easy as pie. hang a left the other left do a U-ie tree? what tree? my insurance details |