BS: Unhooked Catter's 2

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:46 PM

Like we don't know who GUEST is!!

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Greyeyes
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 04:44 PM

Dick Dale - king of the surf guitar, even heard of him in the UK. Matt should definitely check him out.

Incidentally, I also am "unhooked", 'tho at the moment I prefer it that way.

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:12 PM

Nope, Audi, no apology yet. You haven't told us quite enough about yourself to satisfy this oldtimer.

Glad you joined up though.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 03:20 AM

...and now, to reveal my irresistable romantic side:

I offer long walks in acid rain, blowtorch-lit dinners at McDonald's, my summer villa in Fresno, vacations to Intercourse, PA., and Needles, CA. We settle on my plastic covered couch to watch Lawrence Welk videos, then leap out the door to dance barefoot in cow pastures....

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 03:23 AM

Hey Chantey, got some cousin/aunts/sisters who might be interested....

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 07:40 AM

Chanteyranger! That did it for me! Call me at 1-900-GoodtimeAudi!!!

I love to feel the ooze between my toes that comes from dancing in cow pastures in acid rain! It makes me sing, "I Ride an Old Paint" (but I don't mind if you are a young whipsnapper)!

I love the squeek of fine quality Naugahyde as we are grooving to Larry Welk and blowing bubbles at each other! It's even better with a background smell of old socks.

I love to travel to exotic places, too, and I have vacationed at Beaver Dam, TX, Cox City, OK, and Hogeye, AR! (I've never been to Fresno, but I saw the movie.)

McDonald's is my favorite kind of plastic to put a torch to, and the stench sends me to burger bliss! French-fried muggles are supreme!

In short, I am so glad I have found a soul mate out of this perfect dud of a thread!!!

Now, put down that six-pack, get a smelly t-shirt on, and call me! (I hope you have good credit...)

;)

Audi

(P.S. DougR--I recognize that third challenge...but the last thing I need right now is seriousness. I act fast, but I am really a slow go. However, I shall NOT forget your taunt, and you will pay! I will have your apology within 6 months! Never challenge an obsessive, outrageous redhead...!) ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:18 AM

Oooohhh Nooooo, she's a redhead! Run for the hills, guys!

OK guys, she's all yours. I hereby leave off my efforts and wish you all well. I am definitely a low rent kind of guy and cannot keep up with class and wit. [sigh] I guess I'll take my act off to pursue a blonde somewhere else. Any blonde's out there?

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:34 AM

Yo Brett, you should have ran when you decided to throw punches at THIS redhead too!! We are nasty people!!!

How can you tell if a redhead has been using the computer?

The hammer is still imbedded in the monitor.

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:46 AM

Oh, I thought it was the eraser marks on the monitor screen.

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:54 AM

LOL! Naemanson...gee, was it something I said?

I KNEW if I started revealing more of myself I would drive people away!

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:24 PM

Not me! Bonnie Parker had red hair, didn't she? Six months, eh? We'll see. :>) DougR

Subject: Doing my bit...
From: Bernard
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 01:03 PM

Time for part 3?

It's getting very big...