BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat

Subject: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 07:55 PM

It is with some regret and serious thought that I have finally come to the decision NOT to leave Mudcat. The biggest thread I ever started (in this incarnation) only ever made 30 or so entries, but even so, although I have been villified and abused I have taken the momentous decision NOT to leave.

Never having had Catspaw(49), Goik , Gibby Martinson, Dave the Gnome, McGrath of Harlow, Katlaughing,Peace, Rapaire, Greg Stephens et al ever posting to my threads I still will not leave.

It's no good arguing or discussing. My mind is made up. The hell with you all I am staying until I get at least 100 postings. (more if you really want me to stay away).

So Hello forever.

Spot the Dog.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Lox
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 07:58 PM

Well I'm not going to post on your thread either ... so there ... stay for all I care!

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:03 PM

See.....Negative. Why not say I would really prefer you to leave. "stay for all I care" is typical of this place. No one cares anymore. Not like the old days when we really cared if you went.

Spot the Dog

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Peace
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:10 PM

I'm happy you are staying. I'd hate to be the one to say, "OUT damned Spot." The Macbeths did that to their dog and poof, that was it for Duncan--who went and opened a Donut chain.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:13 PM

But if you don't go, you can't announce you are back - have you thought of that?

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Peace
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:15 PM

Hey, he's right. Want I should start a thread that welcomes you back?

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:17 PM

Chongo Chimp started a thread once on this very same premise, Spot the Dog, and he is STILL here too. He won't leave. You are in august company, and I hope you remain determined to live up to your commitments in this regard.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Peace
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:22 PM

Well, I think we need a petition thread saying that we don't want
S t D (an unfortunate choice of initials) to leave.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Azizi
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:26 PM

Who let the dogs out?

It wasn't me.

Well, I posted earlier this evening on another BS thread that I wouldn't be posting on BS threads but once in a blue moon unless they caught my fancy.

And I have to admit that this one does.

Spot the Dog, I'll add to your thread so you can stay-or does adding to your thread mean you leave? I'm not clear on that.

And by the way, excuse me if this question reveals my lack of BSness, but who is Gibby Martinson? I recognize the other Mudcatters you mentioned, or I think I would recognize them if I had ever seen them which I haven't but that's not my point.

Gibby Martinson, that name doesn't ring any bells.

Am I having a senior moment?

You can answer that question, if you'd like.

Please. Thank you.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Charley Noble
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:50 PM

Gibby Martinson is probably someone who kicked Spot the Dog in first grade. I've never encounted anyone by that name at Mudcat and I've been here since the last ice age.

I'd be the last to desire that Spot the Dog's residency at Mudcat be curtailed...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:54 PM

Yeah, well, I'm not going to vilify and denigrate and mortify your thread by posting to it. Stay and be damned, I say!

Peace, add my name to your petition.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: GUEST, Yuri Nader
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:54 PM

I'll urinate on the thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:56 PM

Okay....So first I think I have posted to your threads although it was obviously in a moment of sheer boredom much like this one. And if I haven't then I have now and I must say I am getting no joy in it at all. On that basis I grant you the ability to either leave or stay as I could not possibly care less......unless you paid me to do so......in American money.

Or just fuck it and take your sorry ass on outta' here you pathetically wasted and shriveled broke-dick mamalucca.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:57 PM

And see what happened? THIS was staring me right in the face:

Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat : How Sick Is this?

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Cruiser
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 08:58 PM

Well Doggone Spot!

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 09:13 PM

hmmmppff...anyone whose name morphs to "Post, the God" or even "Tops, the God", will probably do whatever he wishes, anyway.

hey...and it might even be "Stop the God".....

Maybe you'd better go.... and be re-inMudgated as whoever you really are!

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Alba
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 09:20 PM

Nope, I won't post to your Thread and you can't make me.
Then again I am not on your list of those who have never, ever posted to your Threads..no matter...still can't make me post to this one, nope, not even by excluding me from your "The 'A' List" of non-contributers to Spot the Dog's Threads will make me do it!
So....
See Spot post, post Spot Post.......see if Alba cares! humph

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Louie Roy
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 09:32 PM

See Spot Run
Run Spot Run
Will We See Spot Run
Which Way Will Spot Run
Oh Hell Run Whatever Direction You Want To

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Peace
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 09:39 PM

See Spot.
See Spot run.
See Spot jump the wall.
Spot has defected.

(Old lines from the Cold War.)

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Peace
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 09:40 PM

But, as Yogi said, if Spot isn't gonna leave, there's nothin' we can do to stop him.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 09:51 PM

Spot the Dog

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: katlaughing
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:08 PM

Well, I never, no I didn't!??

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:13 PM

"See Spot.
See Spot run.
See Spot jump the wall.
Spot has defected."

Talk about misread threads. I thought Spot had defecated. But that's OK- dogs do that, you know.

And I wasn't here either.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:16 PM

. . . you pathetically wasted and shriveled broke-dick mamalucca.........


Wow! You've arrived! You have to be SOMEONE to be called a broke-dick mamalucca around here!

SRS (who wasn't on THE LIST, either)

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Peace
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:22 PM

And there it was, there.

But

wait,

There it was, gone.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:38 PM

Sorry to hear about your decision, Spot. With you not gone the place will probably feel just the same.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: MMario
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:44 PM

I remember spot the dog before spot the dog - at least on mudcat. but that's a whole 'nother story.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Peace
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:47 PM

Look what happened to this Dalmatian in the rince cycle.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:54 PM

I found a picture of Spot the Dog! And in the can, too!




















Wait, no. Sorry.

Spot the Dog, Spotted Dick...I'm seeing too many spots.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Peace
Date: 09 Feb 07 - 10:56 PM

Microwave it? Sheesh, that's gotta hurt.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 12:13 AM

Don't you mean Gabby Martin's son?

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 12:27 AM

oops... perhaps...


:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Alec
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 03:54 AM

"But it's too late to say you're sorry
How would I know? Why should I care
Please don't bother trying to find Spot,
He's still there."

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 04:40 AM

We lost many great members over the last year.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 05:12 AM

I'm sure this one will easily reach 100 but that won't mean people want you to go.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: MBSLynne
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 05:24 AM

I'm so deeply offended by the fact that my name was not on your list, despite the fact that I have never posted to one of your threads, that I am sending a PM to Max to ask that you be banned from ever leaving.

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 05:31 AM

'We lost many great members over the last year.'

and its so easy to dismiss them as a load of enormous pricks........

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: GUEST,Sparticus
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 05:44 AM

Nice one weelittledrummer!

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Noreen
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 05:44 AM

It is with a great sense of emotion that I see that you're not going to be not around any more, Spot dear.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: autolycus
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 05:51 AM

I don't remember Spot the Dog in the Ring Cycle.

   Are we saying that there isn't a single jar of Spot the Dog remover among the lot of us?

   Weeeeeeeell , Good. Hah.

   I'm off to look at StD's posts ro see what I've been missing.

   It's at times like this when I'm glad I'm not a lamp-post.






      Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: bobad
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 07:45 AM

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Steven Wright

Thanks Peace (it was a while back)

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 09:11 AM

Lets see, McGrath of Harlow, Katlaughing,Peace, Rapair and a love note from Spaw. Mind you I claim extra points for Little Hawk,Ebbie,MMario,Foolestroupe,Noreen and a gold star for MBSLynne (without a mention of Sidmouth would you believe).

Still no Gibby Martinson (or is that Martin Gibson) still no Dave the Gnome. Nothing from greg Stephens or Goik.

It's heartwarmingly clear to see you want me to leave but I ain't gonna go without 150 posts now. Special prize of a bottle of lukewarm champagne type wine (I paid 2 EUro for in france) for the 150th post).

In the meantime don't even think of a coming home party coz I jus' ain't gonna go without those posts suckers.

Spot the Dog (who WILL not be shortened to STD)

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Alba
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 09:22 AM

eh excuse me...why am I, as in ME, Alba, still being EXCLUDED from your daily updated " A lists"?? I feel that by not posting before and still not posting now I deserve some kind of recognition , tip o' the hat' wink wink'..something!
I shall now change my mantra to:

Run spot Run... See Spot bloody run like Spot has never ran in his entire Life... Run like the wind Spot Run..See Alba chasing Spot...Run faster Spot faster

*Grin*

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Alec
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 09:25 AM

I'm not "A" list either. 101 Damnations!

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Alba
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 10:18 AM

Ruff isn't it Alec.
This is one Scottish Lassie that will glad to see Spot the Dog not leaving I can tell you.
Cujo to you for speaking up as well and for holding back from bearing your white Fang.
Someone has to have a voice for the underdogs on this thread I am not posting to.

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 11:07 AM

Spot the Dog. (Yes, he was in the bushes.)
Spot t Dog (a rap star, obviously)
Spot the D (right belong Eb on the staff)
Spot tD
StDog (looks like he was canonized)

Okay. StD it is....

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Janie
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 11:43 AM

Spot the Dog peed in my garden. I want him out of here NOW!

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 11:44 AM

Dave the Gnome has been liberated from all such innane postings and will not lower himself. (How low can a Gnome get?) As his best and closest friend however I will make a plea with you to reconsider. How can you do it? How can you not leave us like this? Think of the children. Think of the sheep. Think of all those who's lives will be ruined should you stay. You should be ashamed of yourself. Down, boy, BAD Spot...

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 11:51 AM

Look, I don't care if you never leave!

Subject: RE: BS: Thats it.! I am not leaving Mudcat
From: GUEST,Sparticus
Date: 10 Feb 07 - 01:54 PM

AS the bard might have said,

"Not leaving is such bitter joy."