BS: Famous exit lines

Subject: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Padre
Date: 06 May 03 - 10:31 AM

What is/are your favorite exit line(s)?

Mine is:
'Exit, pursued by a bear' - A Winter's Tale - Act 3, Scene 3

Padre

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Pseudolus
Date: 06 May 03 - 10:34 AM

da-duh, da-duh, da-duh, da-dat's all folks!

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: mack/misophist
Date: 06 May 03 - 10:47 AM

Aroint, thou raunch fed runions.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 May 03 - 11:05 AM

Either that wallpaper or I is going to have to go..... Oscar Wilde?
On the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia...... W C Fields.
Say good-night Dick. Good-night Dick..... Dan Rowan & Dick Martin.

I'll get me coat.......Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Beccy
Date: 06 May 03 - 11:50 AM

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn... Rhett Butler


I still think its the best cinema exit line of all time.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 06 May 03 - 11:54 AM

As we say in the old country, AMF...Adios, my friend. (other words also)

Hasta later. (a mix of Spanish and English)

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 06 May 03 - 01:32 PM

"I have been and always shall be your friend..."

Or my new fave...

"Victory is Mine!", from Stewie on The Family Guy

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 May 03 - 03:52 PM

I think I feel much better now....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Schantieman
Date: 06 May 03 - 03:57 PM

Bugger Bognor!

S

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: PageOfCups
Date: 06 May 03 - 04:11 PM

"Exit, stage right" [or left, depending] -- Snagglepuss

PoC

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: GUEST,Peter from Essex
Date: 06 May 03 - 04:16 PM

Giok, Dan Rowan stole that line. I'm not 100% sure but I think it was from George Burns - "Say goodnight Gracie".

Personally I'll go for Bugger Bognor! too.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Beccy
Date: 06 May 03 - 04:47 PM

Peter, you're right! It was George Burns, "Say Goodnight, Gracie"
Gracie: "Good night, Gracie..."

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: TIA
Date: 06 May 03 - 05:21 PM

"Attaboy, Clarence" (It's a Wonderful Life)

"Louie, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." (Casablanca)

"For a moment there I thought we were in trouble." (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

"Do you play the balalika?" (Dr. Zhivago)

"What, the flames already?" (Voltaire's last words)

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Allan C.
Date: 06 May 03 - 05:29 PM

"And now, on behalf of our sponsors and staff, I'd like to thank you for allowing me to be a part of your evening. Until this time next week we'll say 'goodbye' for now and may God bless." - Red Skelton

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Allan C.
Date: 06 May 03 - 05:33 PM

"I'm so glad we had this time together
Just to have a laugh and sing a song.
Seems we just get started and before you know it,
Comes the time we have to say 'so long'" - Carol Burnett

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: GUEST,Bronx Bombarde
Date: 06 May 03 - 05:34 PM

I love you all....now piss off!

Ozzie Ozbourne

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 06 May 03 - 05:48 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Jeanie
Date: 06 May 03 - 05:59 PM

LADY: To bed, to bed ! There's knocking at the gate. Come, come, come, come, give me your hand. What's done cannot be undone. To bed, to bed, to bed.                                 
                                                          (Exit)
DOCTOR: Will she go now to bed ?

Macbeth Act V Sc. 1 ll. 62-65

Well....it always makes me laugh, anyway !

- jeanie

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 May 03 - 06:30 PM

Kiss my ass goodbye!

John Prine "Please Don't Bury Me"

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: RangerSteve
Date: 06 May 03 - 06:42 PM

Sorry, but I've got some Burns and Allen shows on video tape, and Gracie just said "Goodnight". Not "Goodnight Gracie". She wasn't that dumb.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: khandu
Date: 06 May 03 - 08:21 PM

The "Say 'Goodnight', Dick" was not original to Rowan and Martin, nor to George and Gracie. It was originally spoken by Harry Lee Wigley.

My favorite exit line is from my Grandfather, who on his deathbed, looked at me and said "Aaaaaauuuuuuuggggggghhh"

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: curmudgeon
Date: 06 May 03 - 08:39 PM

"This is sharp medicine, but it cures all ills."

-- Sir Walter Raleigh

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Joe_F
Date: 06 May 03 - 08:39 PM

If desperate, you can always fart & say "Divide that among you!"

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Cluin
Date: 06 May 03 - 08:49 PM

"Well, I'll just be saying Cheery-bye, then... Cheery-bye!"
    ~ Robbie Coltrane as the Ghost of Christmas in Blackadder's Christmas Carol


"Gazpacho Soup!"
    ~ Rimmer, when he died.


"Oh Damn! I've shat myself!"
    ~ Dave Thomas (not the hamburger guy) in an old Second City Skit as a dying celebrity wishing to leave some witty final words.


"Hey! Y'all watch this!"
    ~ Bobby Sue Jim Bob Perdue atop the wood chipper.


Oh, for fuck's sakes!"
    ~ Amelia Earhart

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 03 - 08:51 PM

"You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore..."

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: khandu
Date: 06 May 03 - 09:45 PM

"Am I not on the right train?" Judge Crater

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 May 03 - 10:30 PM

"CURSES!!! Foiled again!" - Snidely Whiplash and innumerable similar villains and scoundrels in top hats and black capes...

"Hasta la vista, Baby!" - Schwarzenneger

"AYYYY-DRIENNNNNNNE!!!!!" - Rocky Balboa (okay, it's not exactly an exit line, but it is memorable for sheer relentless persistence...and it closed the scene.)

"Oh, Cisco!" "Oh, Pancho!"

"Who was that masked man?"

"W-I-I-I-I-I-I-L-L-L-L-L-M-A!!!!"

LOL! I like the concept of this thread...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 06 May 03 - 10:44 PM

See ya tomorrow, God willin' and the creeks don't rise.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 03 - 12:12 AM

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Pow! Krang! Squeeeee! K'bap! Bang! Wham! Bing!" etc...

(end of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

"Rattatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat!!!!!" (end of Bonnie and Clyde)

"CRASH!!!!!" (end of Vanishing Point)

Too bad I don't know more HTML, just to add visual effects.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Mark Clark
Date: 07 May 03 - 12:24 AM

I always liked Polonius' line from Hamlet: “Oh, I am slain.”

      - Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: GUEST,Anahootz, sans biscuit
Date: 07 May 03 - 12:27 AM

"My work here is done"

Don't know who said it first, but I've been using it alot lately...

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: mack/misophist
Date: 07 May 03 - 01:15 AM

Back to George Burns and Gracie Allen; I can't remember if they said it at ther end of every show, but it was a trademark of theirs. I used to watch faithfully.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: GUEST
Date: 07 May 03 - 02:18 AM

Shhhhhh!      (End credit on Simpsons)

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: alanabit
Date: 07 May 03 - 02:33 AM

"Die my dear doctor? Why that is that is the last thing I shall do."
(Palmerston)

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: C-flat
Date: 07 May 03 - 02:35 AM

Not an exit line exactly, but the bum note played on the saxaphone at the end of the Muppet show always made me laugh!
For real movie exit lines take a look here.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: alanabit
Date: 07 May 03 - 02:35 AM

"The rest is silence." It is spoken by Hamlet - whom I have always thought of as the most egocentric and mean spirited of all Shakespeare's villains. He sure gave the Dane some good lines though!

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Allan C.
Date: 07 May 03 - 03:06 AM

Annahootz "Our work here is done, Tonto" was a common pre-exit line for The Lone Ranger. I'm not sure if it originated there, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Allan C.
Date: 07 May 03 - 03:09 AM

"He-e-e-e-ey Bill! Wait for me!" - Jingles P. Jones (played by Andy Devine) in the "Wild Bill Hickok" TV series.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: GUEST,Seacat
Date: 07 May 03 - 03:16 AM

From the two Ronnies;

Ronnie barker, (wearing thick glasses)"My goodness, is that really the time?"

Ronnie Corbett, "My dear chap, thats the barometer you're looking at"

Ronnie Corbett, "Well, it's high pressure i was going then"

Well, it made me laff!

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: GUEST,tooligan1
Date: 07 May 03 - 03:17 AM

One night after an audience gave me a hard time I gave them my best parting shot, which went like this.

Here's to you and here's to me
The best of friends we'll always be
And should we ever disagree
F**k you here's to me

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 May 03 - 04:07 AM

There were two Alamo (John Wayne version) characters whose lines consisted of "Do this mean what I think it do ?" and "It do", and those were their last words.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 May 03 - 04:42 AM

"But I'm a man!!"
"Well nobody's perfect"
Jack Lemmon and Joe E Brown at the end of "Some like it Hot" (Great movie)

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Schantieman
Date: 07 May 03 - 07:40 AM

alanabit - Hamlet a villain?   I thought he was the much-troubled victim & hero. Discuss.

Pirates of Penzance. Act Two. Exit of the police:

"We go we go we go we go we go."


Bye

S

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: jeffp
Date: 07 May 03 - 07:59 AM

"Jefferson still lives!"
- John Adams

(He was wrong. Jefferson had died a couple of hours earlier.)

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: gnu
Date: 07 May 03 - 08:03 AM

"He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day." Said by I can't recall just before jumping out a castle window to the water below after being outmatched in a sword fight.

A bit astray, but, famous last f***in words... Captain of Titanic : "What the f*** was that?", Custer : "Look at all the f***in Indians." I'm sure someone else can remember the other half dozen or more.

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: GUEST,pedants revolt
Date: 07 May 03 - 09:29 AM

TIA
Wasn't it Claude Rains saying "Round up the usual suspects" or did he speak after?

Was it Palmerston or Disreli that said "I think I will have one of Bellamy's Pork Pies" ?

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 03 - 09:41 AM

Merry Meet, Merry Part, and Merry Meet again!

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Trevor
Date: 07 May 03 - 11:21 AM

'Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me' Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar in Carry On Cleo I think.

'Now I'm REALLY pissed off...' - a climber acquaintance heard this as somebody shot past him, downwards, with the hold in his hand. (He died).

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: gnu
Date: 07 May 03 - 11:46 AM

"I hate this part of the job." Heard from a roofer sliding off the eave of a house. (He was OK.)

Subject: RE: BS: Famous exit lines
From: Kim C
Date: 07 May 03 - 11:54 AM

Y'all go to hell, I'm going to Texas. ------ David Crockett, after not being reelected to the Senate.

And I really, REALLY like the goodbye scene in Shakespeare in Love. Makes me bawl every time.

General Stonewall Jackson is reported to have said, "Let us cross over the river and rest in the shade of the trees." Robin and Linda Williams wrote a great song based on it. Makes you wonder what he was seeing.