BS: SINSULL is ?? today

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 02:52 PM

The 100 refers to the post number, NOT SINS' age.

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: gnu
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 02:58 PM

Mother Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And an acre and a half of killer shit.

Apologies to George Carlin... and Leadfingers.

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: gnu
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 02:59 PM

DOH!

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 07:03 PM

and now back to our sponsors...
The feast continues. I came todat to find a box of gifties on my front porch - beautifully packaged spices and spice rubs from the local Shaker Village. A gift from my niece. Then I opened the fridge to discover champagne WHOO WHOO! and a card from the Captain and Mrs Morse.
Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.
Thank you all!
SINS, who will save the champagne to share with Jacqui...maybe...

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: jacqui.c
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 07:11 PM

That's alright dear - it's only a small bottle - wouldn't go far between the two of us, and it was bought for you to enjoy.

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: ranger1
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 08:03 PM

Tomorrow may bring a gift from Tami and Becca. Be afraid, be VERY afraid!

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: ranger1
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 08:05 PM

Oh, yeah. I forgot the evil laughter...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: TRUBRIT
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 11:34 PM

A day late and a dollar short -- sorry -- many happies Ms Sinsull.....

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: CamiSu
Date: 27 Oct 09 - 02:07 AM

Ah Mary--

I have been away so much again. Sorry I missed it but I do think of everyone here, just never get here. Mayhaps I can get to your house again this winter...

SO Happy Birthday! Hope it was all wonderful!

Many Hugs!

And Spaw you express so much wisdom. Don't sell yourself short.

Big love,

CamiSu

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: ranger1
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 05:44 PM

SO how did you like your belated birthday gift?

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: gnu
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 06:00 PM

Sounds ominous.

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 06:59 PM

Actually I think Omnivorous is closer. rom a distance it is a large polka dot mushroom. Up close it is a fat lady bending over and exposing her cheeks. Makes the lobster in the tree look classy.
I hate it - but that was your plan.


MWAHAHAHAH I have plans of my own.

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: ranger1
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 07:04 PM

OH, I don't think much can compete with the singing deer head. And the hideous Bendover Lady was only part one of the surprises coming your way...

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 02:03 PM

Meant to do this last night and forgot whilst getting Rog ensconced in bed for the night with the sore foot, etc.:-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY DEAR, DEAR MARIGOLD!! Hope you have more wondrous days, much laughter and friends and all that you need and desire in teh coming year. Thanks for being here.

luvyabunches!!

kat & her Rog AND Morgan to Auntie Sins!

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 02:44 PM

Many happy returns to one of the nicest old bags I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.

We'll be there later, with dinner, to celebrate your birthday in style.

Live long, die happy my dear friend.

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: gnu
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 02:46 PM

SINS.... I shall hoist an ale in yer honour eh! >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 02:59 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 04:14 PM

Mary you are a lovely lady, and a good and true friend.
I wish you a VERY VERY happy birthday, and all the banjo players you could possibly want.

John x

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: My guru always said
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 05:24 PM

Many Happies Mary, for Today, Tomorrow and ALL your Days!

Now I understand your remark earlier about alchohol. Am glad you've been celebrating well!!!

Love & Hugs,
Hil xx

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: maeve
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 05:50 PM

Happiest Birthday to one very classy lady with such a golden heart! Thank you for your friendship and laughter.

Love,

Maeve

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Morticia
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 06:21 PM

23 I think, If I have counted right. Happy Birthday dear one.

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: skarpi
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 06:27 PM

I wish you a VERY VERY happy birthday

all the best Skarpi Iceland ...or Brightland ...:O)
sounds better .

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 06:29 PM

A gentleman does not remind a lady of her birthday by offering good wishes, etc.

I, however, am no gentleman.

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Celtaddict
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 06:46 PM

Joy and song to you!!

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: LilyFestre
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 06:49 PM

Happy, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope this year brings loads of happiness your way!!!

XOXOXOXOXOOXOX

Michelle & Pete

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 07:15 PM

Yeah, count me in the Happy Brithday Club, Sins... Lets do this again next year, too...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Janie
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 07:22 PM

Jeeze, if I had realized your birthday was so close I would have tied a ribbon around the lobster and called it a birthday present!

Happy Birthday, Mary. Hang around many more years, please. The world needs folks like you.

Love,

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Tinker
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 08:13 PM

Happy Birthday and raise and extra glass for me in toast ..... Food, Friends, Laughter and Love .... keep it all glowing....

Love ya,

tinker

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 08:28 PM

Happy, happy!
I hope life is just interesting enough. I know yours is full of friends.

Love, moi.

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Amos
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 10:13 PM

I keep trying to fill in the bank in the thread title: "crabby?" "off her feed?" "delusory"? "randy"? "incomprehensible"? "metaphysically active"? "over the top"? "out of control"?

Ah well, Sins, ya know I loves ya, I hope, and I wish you a fine sort of day anyway!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: KT
Date: 24 Oct 10 - 11:37 PM

Happy birthday, SINS!! I know you'll be having a grand time with that bunch! I'm raising a glass to you, m'dear, and thanks for all of the joy you bring to everyone!

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 01:39 AM

happy ??th birthday

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 08:37 AM

Happy B.D., Mary! Keep celebrating for at least a month!

And, you can rest a bit more easily -- I don't have a single piece of birthday hideobilia to get to Portland any time soon.

(And that's the nicest way possible to tell you that I have no present for you...yet.)

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Becca72
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 08:41 AM

Hope it was a good one, Mary
We love you!!

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 08:42 AM

Thank you all. I am 63. But no matter how old I get I will always be younger than that old bat Jacqui.
Twice this weekend I swore off alcohol. Then Micca appears with something more magical than the last bottle. My poor liver.
The Nun Cake was a surprise. More surprising was the way one and all went after the poor old girl with knife, fork and finger. Fred outdid them all when he backed into her and deflowered the poor thing.
A wonderful concert; a lovely birthday meal; incredibly good wine.
Now I am back at work once again sworn off alcohol.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: bfdk
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 08:43 AM

Seems I'm late to the party.. Anyway, I hope you had a great day with lots of celebrations, and that the 23 Morty referred to are banjo players waiting to make your acquaintance :o))

Best wishes,

Bente

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Nancy King
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 09:36 AM

So I see this birthday thread with with some 136 posts already, and I was really impressed with how many eager 'Catters have beaten me to wishing you a fantastic day. Then I open it and discover it's been going on for TWO YEARS AND ONE DAY already! Ah well, recycling is a good thing, no?

Hope your birthday was just as fine and tasteless as it could possibly be!

Many many more, Dearie!
Nancy

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is Questionable today
From: Severn
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 10:31 AM

Though it was a beautiful day, for some reason I left all the windows and doors closed, and a good thing, too! A certain Pea-foul was lonesome (the same Tiara Del Fuego that hung on Big Mick at Getaway, a Pee-Hen where a cock should've been) and was lookin' for a way to fly up to Maine and celebrate this momentous occaision with you. But I knew I didn't want you to have your birthday refouled, befouled or Pea-fowled, so the bird in question still sits atop a bookcace in the dining room, squawking an imitation of the NBC chimes on the hour, a minute and a half off, so that she wooden interfere by trying to harmonize with the kitschin' clock.

I see that no matter how hard I try to ketchup with you, you still stay 2 years ahead of me. I'll try to make it up to one of the Maine Events some time, but until then, I'll have to settle for being part of some of the numerous sideshows we have down here.

I hope you had a good time. May nuns in their nativity suits and lobster bibs atop flocks of flamingos dance flemencos, sing your praises and praise your sings all year, each and every night, until it's time to think of stuff for next year's celebration (or a SINSULL TINSULL Xmas, whichever comes first). May you be reborne on the pinions of these birds to worlds, or at least states, of eternal bliss.

More I could not wish you!.....

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Becca72
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 10:31 AM

I asked above in the House Concert thread, but did anyone take a picture of the cake? It was made by my wonderfully talented eldest nephew and I'd love to see how she turned out...

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL takes the cake today
From: Severn
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 11:58 AM

Your nephew's a SHE, or merely the cake?

And if it wasn't an upside-down cake, how could you tell?

They've told me that Duncan Hines works best for a b'day. The moistness thing, I suppose.....

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Micca
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 12:13 PM

Becca, I have the Evidence!! I will post it on my Flicker page as soon as I can Figger out how on this infernal machine, Suffice to say it is and was a Masterpiece!!! and provoked a fierce desire for revenge in the hearts of any who had been taught by Nuns

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 12:15 PM

I believe pictures were taken before we all set upon her with everything from knives to bare hands. She actually tasted good too - or is it in bad taste to mention that? Her head is still in my dining room. I will bring her with me to work tomorrow.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Amos
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 12:37 PM

Fred outdid them all when he backed into her and deflowered the poor thing.



Wait...is Fred, um, built strangely? Or a contortionist? Or equipped with a Spawzer-class schlong?

Otherwise,how the hell would he deflower anyone by backing into them?


A

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Micca
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 12:42 PM

Amos, I think you could say that Fred sorta "Butted in"

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Micca
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 12:57 PM

Here comes...
The Nun........Dah da dah da DAAAAAH (spooky music of your choice)

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: ClaireBear
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 01:09 PM

SINS my dear,

Sorry, I was Internetless yesterday and missed the fun, but I'm here today to wish you a happy aftermath, and a pleasant and prosperous year to come.

Claire

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 01:20 PM

It's ok to have a nun for your birthday now & then....but don't get into the habit.

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Becca72
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 02:18 PM

Severn,
My Nephew is a "he" but the Nun cake he made is a "she"...

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Becca72
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 02:22 PM

Thanks, Micca, for the pics!
I will admit, the red velvet cake was my idea and it turned out just as I imagined! LOL

Subject: RE: BS: SINSULL is ?? today
From: Micca
Date: 25 Oct 10 - 02:34 PM

Beccs it was even MORE disgusting in Reality!!! than it looks in the pic!!