BS: Mudcat Food Fight!

Subject: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:33 PM

Time to take out all those repressed and frustrated violent impulses in a fun safe way....

FOOOOOOD FIIIIIGHT!!!

Cluin grabs a twinkie and hurls it at Peace, then grabs a handful of jello and smushes it in Little Hawks hair.

Bring it on, Catters!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:36 PM

I love Twinkies. I love Jello. Decisions, decisions . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:37 PM

What the...! Take this! Little Hawk breaks an egg on top of Cluin's head.

Chongo gives a hoot and a screech and starts pitching ripe durians at anyone and everyone.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:39 PM

Cluin turns to shove a pie in LH's face, but the egg running into his eyes blinds him and he gets Amos in the face with it instead.

Ah, I was gonna get to you anyway, A.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: SunnySister
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:46 PM

SunnySister, who was innocently sitting down to lukewarm soup after a long day at the office, realizes that someone has grabbed her bowl and flung it at... who is it?? I can't tell...!! All I know is that it is a person who doesn't look too good with vegetable soup on their head, over their front and... ugh... in their shoes...

Gross!

Watch out!!! Boy, that was a close one...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:47 PM

Disgusting. There are children starving in the Bronx.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:49 PM

Where's Shane? I wanna up-end a pot of custard on that dink's head. My band's got a St Paddy's gig in Blind River this year and I mean to send a message to him loud and clear to stay away from me when I'm there.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:50 PM

He's likely in jail being good friends with some guy named Bubba.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:52 PM

Two cans of Rediwhip appear in front of Cluin's face and deluge his ugly mug in white froth, foaming over his face, down his shirt front and all over his pants and shoes.

Amos drops the now empty cans and gallops for the cafeteria door, out past the principal's office and out the front entry, hops on on a 1969 Ducati and rumbles off toward the Dairy Queen.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: SunnySister
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:54 PM

Shane? It's Thursday night- wouldn't he be busy trying to scare/beg/pay a woman to talk to him?? You know how he can get, poor chap.

Hey, watch it throwing those eggs! Someone's eye could be popped out...

(Sure, it's always funny until someone's eye pops out...)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:55 PM

(Sure, it's always funny until someone's eye pops out...)

After that it's hilarious.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: SunnySister
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:56 PM

Ah Amos! A man after my own heart!

But what's that? Your car... it's got jello filled up to the brim... and sardines under the hood... ugh. PEEEEE-UUUUU!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: SunnySister
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:57 PM

True, Peace... very true... Bloody hilarious :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:58 PM

I knew he'd hit and run, so I booby-trapped it before I started the bruhaha.

Ow! My eye!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:58 PM

Tell these guys to TAKE THE SHELL OFF THE EGG FIRST!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: SunnySister
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:59 PM

Oh, yeah, I KNEW I was forgeting something... actually half of the eggs I have are boiled and the rest are raw... one hurts and the other spews...

What the?????????????? Something went flying past.....???

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:07 AM

I just threw Martin Gibson out of the ring!!! (After dumping a gross gross (144) pieces of gefilta fish -- and all that congealed slimy stuff they float in -- over his head!!

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:10 AM

Wow! Impressive, Art! Or should I have written "Impressive Art"?? A mess like that must be something to see... and experience.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:16 AM

Should Cluin be getting food tossed at him--what, with his condition and all?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:18 AM

For those of you worried about Cluin, please join the Anti-Dibbs Coalition started by SunnySister.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:22 AM

Peace, I think we have a prblem here.

From what I've seen and heard and the large amounts of Reddiwhip, gefilta fish and jello... this appears to be a perfect breeding ground for dibbs...

Where's Cluin? We need to evaluate the infestation...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:28 AM

And I just tossed a 5 pound heart-shaped box of all the chocolates you like best to all the women here at Mudcat--especially Harpgirl. (Where has Abby been lately?)

And if any of you is a few pounds overweight, all the candy in your box is sugar-free!!

Love ya all,

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:34 AM

Darn it, Art! I can't eat sugar-free candy...

Well, it's just as well. With the dibbs outbreak and all, I've got to keep what little wits about me as I can.

Boy, look at all those women grabbing for the nuts and chews!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:45 AM

"Boy, look at all those women grabbing for the nuts and chews!"

Be still my beating heart.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 01:27 AM

Be gentle...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 01:29 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:19 AM

Those chocolates are MINE!!! Well, except that one stuck to the back of MG's head in the gefilte fish goop.

And are you sure those ARE durian fruits that Chongo is hurling? I know some of the habits of chimps and they may only SMELL like durian fruits.

Wonder what effect this can of squirty cream and this packet of cous cous will have if I use the cream to propel the grain.









Oooooooooooooooooh, pretty!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Benjamin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 04:16 AM

Food Fight! I'm there!!
Now, where's Firecat?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 06:20 AM

Did someone here order a trebuchet? I've got one outside on the truck and this invoice says to deliver it here. Ya'll got someone named... Aw hell, I can't read the name for all this whipped cream on the page. I think it says "Mordick"... Naw, that can't be right... "Morcock" maybe? Would somebody just sign for the damned thing? I've got a gross of frozen banana cream pies to deliver across town and they're starting to thaw out...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 06:36 AM

That's good, they fling better when not frozen.. too much danger of someone having an eye put out with the meringue.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:37 AM

At the Dairy Queen, munching on a toasty hamburger with a bevy of good for nothing beauties about, Amos regales the crowd with the story of how he persuaded Cluin the principal's Fairlane was actually Amos' car.... and the strange repercussions of this little pink lie...



A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:48 AM

Because the ceiling in the tavern isn't high enough, the ambitious trio using over-baked Pizza as discuses get throw out, and told not to come back until they've brough some more people in to the fun....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:49 AM

Amos... you're still at the DQ at 04:37h? Whassa matter? Scared of a little pie in face? Hey. While you're there, pick up some of them DQ ice cream bars... the little round ones. We're out of hockey pucks.

Nyah nyah, ya missed me!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:56 AM

That's not a trebuchet! It's a giant spatula!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 08:24 AM

I found out where gnu keeps that cabbage soup he's started on. Now I knowthat SINSULL still has some stale dinner rolls left over from New Year - the combination is irresistable. In yer eye Spaw!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: kendall
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 08:33 AM

Kendall throws a fortune cookie at Sinsull, it scores! Watching her dig it out of her bra is worth the price of admission.
Jacqui protests, so I score with another cookie inside her bra! Management looks down on these didos, but doesn't dare get involved.

I offered to retrieve them, but they declined.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 08:37 AM

No BWL, No, it is a trebuchet. I've build one in the garden ( It had a 18 foot arm, so was only a little one. I had the materiels around and the space, and it seemed a good idea as I was bored) If you want one suitable for a food fight, see here


If you want a giant spatula, then find a really cheap metal spade, and hammer the blade flat.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: MMario
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 08:40 AM

I haven't done this is years! ((pulls out a package of Junior Mints and a slingshot))

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 08:46 AM

And on every chair a chocolate profiterol. Makes an interesting stain on the posterior.....

Liz - let me have some of that squirty cream and couscous - I've got a score to settle with Kendall!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 08:59 AM

Spaw and cabbage? Good GOD woman! Are you trying to get us all killed?!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: MMario
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 09:10 AM

This brings back memories -- met several good friends in an online tavern where nightly the bartender would have to whip out his trusty Blastmaster 5001 - which shot blueberries at an incredible speed - with every 100th round being a flaming cherry to act as a tracer.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:34 AM

NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS!

BACK AWAY FROM THROWING SPAW ANY CABBAGE! AGAIN, BACK AWAY FROM GIVING SPAW CABBAGE!

This has been a public service announcement from the Cafeteria Staff and the Clean Air Division of Mudcat. Thank you.

You may now continue with the festivities....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:40 AM

Forty pounds (about 20 kilograms) of

LUTEFISK!!!

Haha, he laughs! Chemical warfare!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:44 AM

Honey, you'll think chemical warfare if our dear Spaw gets cabbage thrown at him!

Hey watch it with that pork lung! You can't throw that at me- I'm a vegetarian...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:56 AM

"Did someone here order a trebuchet?"

Spatulas would work well.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:59 AM

And he flings a bean-cabbage-and-limburger cheese burrito at Spaw!

Pausing, he dons his gas mask and protective suit....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:00 AM

But if we set light to the farts we could barbecue all that food......

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:03 AM

And, reaching into his bag, he scoops out handfuls of his secret weapon...tapioca pudding!!

BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: MMario
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:05 AM

getting nasty with the lutefisk, eh? well - two can play at that game!!!

Tempeh and natto payloads on that trebechut next time!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Food Fight!
From: ranger1
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:28 AM

ranger1 cries "FOUL" on Rapaire! Lutefisk is NOT food, it's toxic waste! She quickly pops the top off a giant tupperware container of instant mashed potatoes and starts pitching randomly. OOps! She hit Kendall and is running for the door! Will she make it? Probably not.