BS: Kendall's latest physical

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 04:25 PM

Hell, everyone has some abnormal cells in their urine. Urine trouble if you don't!!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 04:29 PM

What she said was, "There are some atypical cells in your urine and we have sent the results to your urologist. Makes sense to me.

Cigs were 9 cents a pack when I started. Raleigh pipe tobacco was a dollar a pound. They are now $6.00 a pack, and if they had been that high in 1950 I never would have started.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 04:40 PM

Doctor Z got an honourable mention on Woman's Hour today. Jacqui will tell you what it is, it's a UK thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 04:44 PM

"Woman's Hour"? I've experience Woman's Week.

Hello? Can anybody here me up there?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 05:27 PM

Should have kept smokin' Raleigh Kendall! I used my Raleigh Coupons for my quad bypass and I still had a few left over .....enough to buy a lava lamp anyway! You could also cash them in for the right to whine.......wait.........you do that here..........so maybe you could have had yourself a lava lamp too huh?


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 06:00 PM

No Spaw/ No Lamahood for me. The new Lama will be a child chosen for his looks (big ears are important) and ability to answer questions and riddles put to him by the search team.
My ears are small. They are the one part of me that are small.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 06:32 PM

I hear some girls like big ears on their lads. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 06:40 PM

Don't go there gnu............definitely not. Soon the sex will change and a flat head requirement will be thrown in and it gets really ugly after that.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 06:46 PM

Really ugly?

Minds me, I was at Shoppers Drug Mart and bought a pack of condoms. The cashier asked if I wanted a bag for that and I said, "She isn't THAT ugly!"

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 07:02 PM

I thought the flat-head requirement was only for models before 1964?


A

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 07:47 PM

Actually 1953 Amos......

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 12 - 08:36 PM

I remember 1953. I was in third grade and this girl and me REALLY got it on! Chalk dust, that is. We'd stand outside school and throw erasers at each other. Her name was...was...ah...Connie? Margaret? Alice? Something like that, or maybe Barbara or Mary. Or Pamela. One of them girls' names, anyway. Man, it was good times then! Party, party, party! Yeah, sometimes we'd do coke. Or 7-up or Bubble-up or Double Cola or RC or Pepsi or the hard stuff -- Grapette or Nehi or Orange Crush.

Well, anyway, I better not go into this sordid story of sin any further.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 07:19 AM

Kid stuff! you never mentioned Moxie.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 08:01 AM

Mr O'Reilly will have the Grape Nehi please.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 08:12 AM

I miss Radar.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 10:18 AM

Perhaps you'd like GPS...............


Spaw (I miss the whole damn show too)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 10:34 AM

Have them all on VHS, and the machine to play them too.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 12:19 PM

They had been running on cable.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 12:31 PM

Machine?   Do you have to crank it?

and yeah, I still watch occasionally on cable but watching them the first time was so great......15 tmes down the road ... not so much.

Thomas Wolfe had it right........***sigh***.............


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 02:21 PM

Here we are again....completely off-topic. My fault although I did have some help. This is all about Kendall here.......and his urinalysis.

So Kendall....What's the word on the dick cancer?



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 02:27 PM

Cancer of the dick won't bother Kendall. They'll just cut out the bad parts, stitch him up and he'll still have plenty to spare.

Yer welcome.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 02:50 PM

Worst case scenario they do plastic surgery using one of his toes....

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 03:18 PM

But, will he still be able to toe the line?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 05:57 PM

So Spaw has a flat head requirement for anyone from before 1953. This is quite the hot-spot for geriatric confessions, huh?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 10:07 PM

To be truthful Amos, I'm more into the DOHC configuration. Some of them high lift cams have some pretty nice lobes on 'em. And actually I ain't as big on the top end as I am on the bottom end. A well done bottom end makes everything else work.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Apr 12 - 10:17 PM

Whew...

I though I was the only one lookin' at her camshaft that way... Gets my crankshaft a'spinnin'...

BTW... I think the Capt'n's only problem is that he's got bad disconnection...

B:~)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: kendall
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 04:10 AM

CT scan and laryngoscopy show no signs of cancer.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 06:38 AM

Great news!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 08:06 AM

So the dick is safe too then! Great news indeed! The llama will be thrilled.................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 08:17 AM

The llama already knew, Spawzer... Kinda a fury CT scanner on four legs...

B:~)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 08:30 AM

How are your toes, Kendall?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 01:23 PM

Good question, SINS. Llamas are tall.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 01:59 PM

I was more concerned about the transplant, gnu.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest physical
From: gnu
Date: 12 Apr 12 - 06:40 PM

SINS, there's always room for one more joke.

Yer welcome Spaw. >;-)