Farting in Public

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 07:24 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=423412654049302774

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 07:30 PM

LOLOLOL

Love it.

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: GUEST,Bevis
Date: 12 Jan 06 - 08:15 PM

Baking brownies

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Splott Man
Date: 13 Jan 06 - 04:04 AM

There was a young fellow called Martin,
Who had an immaculate parting.
He said that the knack
Was to stand back to back
With a very large elephant far enough away to be comfortable.

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Jan 06 - 05:07 AM

Here In France last year they put on a programme about a very famous Petomane.He would"perform"on stage,on his back,legs in the air while holding a match.He drew wild applaus for his efforts.I had to leave the room,followed by my son.Talk about a fart in a spacesuit.My Croatian wife tried to teach our son to count in her language.She could never get beyond the n°5,because the n°5 is "pet" which in French means fart.To him it sounded like:Un-deux_trois-quatre---fart.

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jan 06 - 10:23 AM

Don't ever take him to a pet shop.. he could severely injure himself laughing!

LTS

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Jan 06 - 10:34 AM

Maybe this is where the word TRUMPET comes from.

David

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 02 May 11 - 08:09 AM

Refresh:
see associated thread Here

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Michael
Date: 02 May 11 - 05:19 PM

As my old Grannie used to say:
Let your wind go free where ere you be; in church or chapel let it rattle: A fart's fart and not a crime, it gives the bowels ease, it warms the bed in winter time and suffocates the fleas.

Mike

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Janie
Date: 02 May 11 - 06:51 PM

Ahhh, Youth.

I remember the days when a cough might possibly conceal a fart as opposed to causing a fart.

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Joe_F
Date: 02 May 11 - 08:17 PM

http://come-to-think.livejournal.com/?skip=40

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Janie
Date: 02 May 11 - 09:03 PM

Now see?   if I had read that long ago, I would have given up on garlic (being a member of the onion family,) and kale much sooner.

Or even not reading it, had I but heeded the words of my father, his wisdom passed down through generations of eastern Kentucky farmers, and mayhap and perchance, handed down even longer thence from ancestors of assorted and diverse origins, his wisdom being, "put the kale through two changes of water to boil the farts out of it," I might still be happily married.

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 02 May 11 - 10:11 PM

During my time in Shanghai I was once giving some training to some cusotmers at the office. The done thing was to buy them lunch and carry on in the afternoon.

This I did, however the only lady in the group of 5 stood in front of the displayed equipment and then calmly lifted a leg and let rip.

She did this on several occassions and I am sure she was trying to put me off my stride...I continued manfully on.

Letting rip in public is quite normal in China.

Subject: RE: Farting in Public
From: Smokey.
Date: 02 May 11 - 10:14 PM

Letting rip in public is quite normal in China.

It's a long way to go for a trouser-cough.