Punch the Horse October Fest

Subject: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 09:48 AM

well its time to move on and all. Whats the news about pth in october then bhouys?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Les from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 11:16 AM

Actually it's Ocotber the FIRST. But then this is a music site not a spelling site.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 11:19 AM

Bloody hell, I forgot 'twas October, shit only 5 weeks until my first assignment is due!!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Oaklet
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 12:05 PM

KJ - can you make the link to the vomit site again here. There is about 45 mins of fun left in posting to it.

In case they object to the subject matter being BS - I'd like to point out that the vomit site is accompanied by a Bontempi organ rendition of a traditional tune called "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" by Turloch O'Callaghan.

So help me.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 12:39 PM

We can't risk being moved to the BS section, so here's some good ole country music yeeehaaaa

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 06:08 PM

tut tut Les October fest as in festival not a spullangy mistok!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Les from Hull
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 07:11 PM

Well the Germans spell it Oktober, so who are we to say.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Raggytash
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 07:24 PM

Will we never learn, it's we wot won th whore, we cun spell it whatever wy we wont

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Oaklet
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 01:36 AM

The diabetic doggy site is still having technical problems which is a great shame. I have bred a country-and-western miniature donkey so small, that two will fit comfortably on a match-head. I think it may be prone to diabetes as it gets a bit older.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 03:59 AM

I thought that match smelled a bit funny.

Music - does anyone know a tune called Michaels gate?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: MudGuard
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 04:04 AM

Not only do we spell October Oktober, the biggest part of the Oktoberfest happens to be in September... (which we spell September)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 04:09 AM

or it could be Josephs gait?

funny isn't it........mmmmmmmm

anyway..........

Have you lot seen that BS thread Hull9 top again?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 05:19 AM

Personally, I quite like the place, me.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:17 AM

Sob,sob, wail,wail, blub blub.......

Heaven's Doggy-Door

My best friend closed his eyes last night,
As his head was in my hand.
The Doctors said he was in pain,
and it was hard for him to stand.
The thoughts that scurried through my head,
As I cradled him in my arms.
Were of his younger, puppy years,
And Oh...his many charms.
Today, there was no gentle nudge
With an intense "I love you gaze",
Only a heart that's filled with tears
Remembering our joy filled days.
But an Angel just appeared to me,
And he said, "You should cry no more,
GOD also loves our canine friends, He's installed a 'doggy-door'!!!

Aaaaaah

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:22 AM

Here's one for Oaklet.
Now I know where the Buffs have gone.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Oaklet
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:32 AM

K J, that was the most lovely poem I have ever read. I have just read that in all likelihood, I have been abducted by aliens, although I might has misconstrued the "blood in the bed upon waking up" question.

This internet is really amazing. I can read about stuff in Brigg or Hibaldstow as it happens.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:38 AM

It seems that I have not been abducted. That's a relief. Thanks Karen.

Does anyone want to buy a photocopier? Or a Triumph motorcycle?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Oaklet
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:42 AM

You were a bright light for me
My shining star
Now the light has gone out
How will I go on!

I loved you in life and
I love you in death
Such sadness has swept me
Away like a tidal wave
Carried me to another place
And now, someone else remains to grieve
Because my pain is indescribable.

You were my strength
My brave little soldier
And now, the strength has gone from me too
I miss you, so desperately.

You were everything to me
You gave me so much joy
And now, the angels are the lucky ones
As they watch you romp on heaven's greens.

But I too was lucky once,
She loved me with all her heart
We bonded in life, and now in death
I'll carry her wherever I go
Despite the sickening stench from the infection in her hooves


I added the last line to inject a bit of realism.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:54 AM

Now THAT made me laugh!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 09:43 AM

According to that there alien abduction website I've been abducted - but I know this isn't the case I mean why would aliens want to abduct other aliens (sleepers in the cold war jargon) come on? ooops have I just let the lynx out of the holdall?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 09:59 AM

Gentle Jesus up above
Smiling down with all your love
Please forgive my thoughtless sin
When my hoover sucked my budgie in.

My little friend was very blue
& alas, alack my carpet too
My little friend I did not see
When I let my hoover free

Oh what a crisis, what a shock
When I the hoover pipe did unblock
All mashed up & very dead
My nice blue budgie all covered red

So now he is with you oh lord
I hope that you are not appalled
I have now got a yellow bird
Which I hope will never be hoovered

A poem for Colin's Mum

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Oaklet
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 10:08 AM

I don't know how much more of this moving poetry I can take. This is a truly great thread.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 10:20 AM

I can't block the vivid image of Peter Sellars in that scene with the budgie and the hoover.....!

David, this is, indeed, a great thread.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:13 AM

My cousin found a turle & called him Louis
A very friendly little chap
But he wasn't very good at fetching sticks & things
& you couldn't really take him for a walk.
He thought that he would put him in the bath
So he could have a swim
But he sank & didn't move
He drowned, which we thought was odd for a turle
Turns out he was a tortoise.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:30 AM

Put T in turle to make turtle!!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Bassic
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:43 AM

May I take this opportunity to draw the attention of all PTH fans to the thread "Welcome new Catter, el ted". Most of you will have seen "el ted" amd his flamenco style, playing from time to time in the Sun and Oddfellows in Beverly and also heard his daughter "Sweetfire" sing. Please visit the thread and pass on your greetings.

el Gordo,

"flamenco, the true path"

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 04:39 AM

Don't you bloody start, Gordon!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 04:52 AM

thanks for that el gordon! you are obviously already some way along the true path it won,t be long before I've got you all beard and sandal free!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 05:00 AM

ha ha ha

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 05:03 AM

pete, you cant hide forever, the true path will eventually get you....

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 07:52 AM

"Oh, no it won't!" Is it panto season yet?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 08:28 AM

Alas it is nearly upon us (Oh no it isn't ... Ohyes it is... he's behind you and what's that sticking out of his arse etc etc etc) I hate panto!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 09:08 AM

It's a mallet. It was Colin Thompson. I have found a slow-werm in the garden, but it wasn't very slow, it was very fast & ran away. The venus fly traps are still eating daddy long legs. I have decided to conduct some experiments & get them to grow really big, then they can eat people I don't like, for example NHS managers, it would be really nice to see thir legs wriggling through the leaves whilst they were being slowly digested, & with that thought in my mind I shall retire to bed...sweet dreams.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 10:43 AM

Ahem. I have just hit 3 months worth of Target in 4 weeks. Half of that today. I am, erm, pleased. Will somebody remind me what this commission thing is all about?

Nozzer, thanks for the order x

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Oaklet
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 10:47 AM

Don't know about that, Peter but I do know a bit about celery, breeding wasps for profit and trolleybuses.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 11:40 AM

This is really startin to piss me.....where the heck is my dads thread? And where is the BS section? I know there is supposed to be a music section and a BS section, but my page isn't split into two, it seems the bs n music are mixed in together. Anybody know of a way and can get the two seperated? If ya get me...

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 12:05 PM

no sweetfire bs section should be at the bottom of the threads page scroll down and keep going - unless for some reason you are filtering out the BS check the FAQ's to see if there is any help there.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: sweetfire
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 12:27 PM

I looked and I couldn't find anything, thanx for tryin to help tho SP. Is there anyway you can send threads to people? i wanna find out whats goin on in my dads thread...it's supposed to be funny..!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 01:09 PM

sweetfire click here

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Tyke
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 08:22 PM

Refreshing

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Bassic
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 08:41 PM

Sweetfire, you have a number of options when you wish to view the "wisdom of el ted".

His words are listed as BS, but dont let that put you off. If your threads are mixed, which I believe is the only way to get the true "Mudcat experience", then it is just a case of looking for his "Welcome new `Catter, el ted" thread and all should become clear. If in your membership options you chose to separate the BS from the other stuff (a very "nerdy" thing to do IMHO) then it should most likely appear in the last half to a third of the threads page. If you chose to eliminate BS completely from the threads page in your membership options, then I will never speak to you again!!

Or just do Smallpipers "clicky" and get there the easy way.

el Gordo

the prophet and first true disciple of el ted, originator of "flamenco, the true path"!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Bassic
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 08:27 AM

If you want a smile then have a look at this
thread

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Oaklet
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 11:01 AM

Oi - it's back. The doggy diabetes website from hell. Why not try to post drivel on it; it's:

http://members.aol.com/bobbytailsbook/ODD/list.htms

Thanks for KJ for introducing us to it. You are a Goddess-in-a-vest.

Notice the way that Skip attracted a doggy diabetes flamer with his terrible post.

"I feel sorry for the owner of Cara, perhaps her problems are not entirely phsysiological but more to do with the owners temperament and the way in which the poor animal is being treated. Maybe it is the owner who should be visiting a psychologist, then we may see an improvement in the dog."

As vicous a mauling from the diseased-dog fraternity as you are ever likely to see in print. And I hope Skip, that you are ashamed.

9.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 07:20 PM

A bit of cross threading here .. if you haven't visited the thread What sci fi character are you then you won't know about this. Some one has put up a link to s site where in you enter your own name and it generates a genuine red injun name for you. I entered mine and it came out as Arthur Indelicate Antelope. I also took the liberty of entering Oakley's and he came out as Noah Blatent Elderberry! My friend AJ has been turned into Lorretta Chalky Brains! Its great! Have a go!

Ok here's the link click here

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Bassic
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 09:35 PM

Try Vicky Swann or Kitchen Piper...........

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Bassic
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 09:40 PM

SP, Our mutual late friend would have p***sed herself if she had know she was Lillian Turbo Biscuits!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 09:45 PM

heloo, i just noticed i not posted nothing to this thread yet, anyway, i got nothing intresting or useful to post, so i just say
hellloo.john

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 09:57 PM

anyway=I get free food at work, i had curry and rice all week, tonight i was fed up of curry, so i said i want fried chicken and chips, and he put it in in a plastivc bag, and went all soggy,
soggy chips piss me off, i dont knoe whyt he put it in a plasic bag fdor, i told him be fore, he says 2, it keeps it warm", but i only living few doors away from work, and going to eat it straight away!
i notice rice in plastic bagg dorsent get soggy, so i goy an idea,
= next time, i will get fryed chickens whith rice, not chips, then not soggy, rice is good for you anyweay.john

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Oct 03 - 03:55 AM

Indeed she would Bassic!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse October Fest
From: KJ
Date: 05 Oct 03 - 05:57 AM

Colin is Francis Purgative Hawk and I'm Shauna Forgotten Banana (seems a bit scary when you look at my profession!!)