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BS: Palin v. Gore...

Riginslinger 23 Dec 09 - 10:26 AM
Little Hawk 23 Dec 09 - 12:12 PM
Bobert 23 Dec 09 - 06:07 PM
Little Hawk 24 Dec 09 - 02:26 PM
Bobert 24 Dec 09 - 02:58 PM
Little Hawk 24 Dec 09 - 10:39 PM
Alice 10 Jan 10 - 11:01 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 10 - 12:40 AM
Riginslinger 11 Jan 10 - 07:38 AM
Bobert 11 Jan 10 - 07:44 AM
Ebbie 11 Jan 10 - 11:35 AM
Amos 11 Jan 10 - 12:41 PM
Ebbie 11 Jan 10 - 12:50 PM
Amos 11 Jan 10 - 12:52 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 10 - 01:12 PM
Amos 11 Jan 10 - 01:39 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 10 - 01:58 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 11 Jan 10 - 01:59 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Riginslinger
Date: 23 Dec 09 - 10:26 AM

I'm surprised she could get an arm around a head that big.


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Dec 09 - 12:12 PM

Chongo has longer arms than Sarah. He could do it, no problem.


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Dec 09 - 06:07 PM

Great!!! Maybe Sarah can get Chongo to hold Al while she punches away at his midsection...


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 02:26 PM

That wouldn't be fair. Chongo believes in a fair fight.


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 02:58 PM

He won't after Sarah runs him thru her orientation program...


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Dec 09 - 10:39 PM

She won't get to do that as long as Renata is around.


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Alice
Date: 10 Jan 10 - 11:01 PM

Little Red Riding Hood

Sarah Palin


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 12:40 AM

That is the side of Sarah that Chongo can really relate to.


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Riginslinger
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 07:38 AM

Sounds like just another sex-starved chimp to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 07:44 AM

Okay, folks, we have the beginnings of a joke here... Unfortunately I'm gettin' ready to go freeze my boney butt off at my renovation project so I'll leave the rest up to you but here is how it starts:

"Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney and Chongo went hunting.......

Ya'll have at it...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 11:35 AM

"Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney and Chongo went hunting.......
Only one came back. Which one and why?


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 12:41 PM

IT strikes me as a little too convenient for Little Hawk that he can just willy-nilly assert that there is no record of Chongo's birth. Chongo parades around Chicago packing heat and buyiong booze and chasing broads. But ask him to answer up about who he is and where his family is and, oh my, nobody knows!!

I'll tell you why Chongo and Little Hawk have dreamed up this little conspiracy of unknowness. It's a cover up so Chongo doesn't have to be publicly embarrassed by the truth. Yes, the truth!! The truth about abandoning his aged mother in a cold water walkup flat in the Chicago slums, with a baby sister barely able to walk and no visible means of support. The truth about breaking his mother's heart, and his sister's heart, and leaving them both to starve so he could go play fly-by-night, drink whiskey and act tough in nightclubs. When he was knocking down enough dough guarding speakeasy delivery trucks to buy new fedoras and trench-coats and drink good bourbon, he ignored his starving mother and baby sister Chinga. Finally out of desperation, Chinga started turning tricks to keep body and soul together and pay the rent. That one's own family should be driven to such desperate straits is shameful, not to say sinful, but Chongo wants it all swept under the carpet.


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 12:50 PM

Oh no. Don't tell me. Another hero bites the dust.


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 12:52 PM

Chongo is the one who came back. Sarah figured she was there as part of God's plan, so she paid no attention to the route and couldn't find her way out. Cheney shot Palin in the face and got gutshot in exchange and bled to death while Palin explained that he "looked just like a moose!".   Chongo, with his quick reflexes, got out of the line of fire during this exchange and climbed high up a tree so he could chatter condemnations on them both. From there he could see the zookeeper waving to him from back at base, so he made his way safely home.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 01:12 PM

One thing for sure, Cheney was not walking away alive from that confrontation.

Meanwhile, Amos is spreading the usual Democratic lies and innuendo about Chongo. And why? Because they fear the APP's clout at the polls in 2012, that's why.


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 01:39 PM

Sure thing, LH--I am just putting out smokescreen for the Dems, being a secret activist for Dems everywhere... sheeshe!!

Look, its about time you took over your rose-colored simian glasses. man. Chongo's disreputable past is well known.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 01:58 PM

Far better known, it seems, than your own, sir.


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Subject: RE: BS: Palin v. Gore...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 01:59 PM

Palin v. Gore...??????

Gosh, has America deteriorated THAT far???

Well, come to think of it, judging from the last few decades of administrations, and national dialogue.....I think so!


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