BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 06:52 PM

You think the name "Kindle" is coincidence? Why do you think its called Kindle Fire?

The NRA signature American models have a built in propane torch.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 07 Apr 14 - 10:59 PM

Vibration. Snigger.
When I rule the world, I'll make Mither a socialist.
How apt his specialism is.

Speaking of pricks and discrimination, I've only just discovered TERF feminism. Fuck a duck.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 01:47 AM

Musket wants to be a millionaire.

Bridge wants to rule the world.





I paused at this point. Buggered if I knew how to cone up with a moral to that one.....

I'll let you into a secret Bridge. It's all perspective. I have been " accused" of being a socialist on these pages before. I'm as comfortable with that as I am dirty rotten stinking capitalist.

Any chance of meeting me half way and making sure I am a champagne socialist?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Musket
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 06:59 AM

Come...   Not cone you useless lump of Chinese junk with "Designed in California" on the box. I happen to know it was a Scottish bugger who designed you and you are lucky you aren't covered in batter and served with better chips than the ones that control your auto correct function.

WHICH by the way I keep turning off and you keep turning back on again. How do you do that?

Sorry. As I said before, iPad for sale.

Gosh Jack. I never made the Amazonian mental leap! True what they say about irony and the barrier of the pond....

Yes Bridge. This capitalist lackey made his pile flogging vibrators. Hence I'm so good at dealing with cunts. Or more accurately, separating wheat from chaff.....

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 09:40 AM

Vibration... hmmm....the iPhone vibrates. Does the iPad? I'd advise you to try "text to speech", but I would not advise you to say allowed what you say on this forum within earshot of a policeperson or a mental health authority of any kind.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Musket
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 10:05 AM

I blame my iPad, what's your excuse? (You are going to have to brush up your grammar if I am to sit next to you at book signings as the inspiration for the well hung hero.)

What's a policeperson? We have policemen (provide beatings in cells and fitting up of Irishmen) and policewomen (strippergrams mainly, in my experience.)



Officer...




If I had an American accent (Clapton forbid) I might have success with text to speech. They aren't very good at Derbysheer.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 11:38 AM

good with cunts....wheat from chaff.....

a cereal adulterer!

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 12:02 PM

Shouldn't that be wheat from the chuff?

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Musket
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 12:29 PM

Chuff off

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 01:43 PM

I'm chuffed you said that :-)

Eeeee. That one little word can mean so much.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 02:21 PM

We have policemen (provide beatings in cells and fitting up of Irishmen) and policewomen (strippergrams mainly, in my experience.)

In Bude we have policemen and lady policemen.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 08:54 PM

300+ posts? That's a big load a pricks. Perhaps I should stiffen my upper and read up... on the morrow maybe.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 09:07 PM

Lady policemen LOL!

That was no lady...

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Janie
Date: 08 Apr 14 - 10:39 PM

Cligues are part and parcel of human nature. Paradoxically can be social forces for destruction or construction of community.

But what the hell do I know. I'm just a cunt.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 07:47 AM

Mary in the kitchen punching duff
The cheeks of her arse went chuff chuff chuff.

Well, what do you know? You are right Dave.





Sorry. Has the thread moved on?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 09:00 AM

sort of moved laterally...from a prick club.....

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Mick
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 09:25 AM

No names were mentioned so the BBOP's would self identify. Mission accomplished, time to move on.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 09:26 AM

Most of MY spirits come from Campbelltown or Orkney.
re:peat... Most of MY spirits come from Campbelltown or Orkney

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 10:30 AM

No names were mentioned so the BBOP's would self identify. Mission accomplished, time to move on.

Mick, don't try BSing those who have BSd millions. :-)

Did you know I started an alternative club? With that type of comment I would extend you an invitation but you do talk sense occasionally, which I'm afraid excludes you. Keep it up though and I will see what I can do.

:D tG

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 11:07 AM

I will not belong to any club which will not call me a member.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 11:56 AM

Jack.

You are a member.

If I were you, I'd look up (using a real dictionary, not that Webster nonsense) the many uses of the word "member" before leaving yourself wide open.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 12:43 PM

If I were you Musket, I would give me credit for making a joke.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 12:56 PM

I am doing. But I notice that on the wrong side of the pond, they enjoy a superfluous comment after the punch line.

Glad to be of service.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 01:34 PM

Instruction to use a dictionary with regard to the punchline, on this side of the Atlantic is quite logically taken as an indication the that punchline was not "got." We do make allowance for people whose provincial and narrowly focused culture have prevented them from appreciating finely crafted artisanal humor. We recognize that true refinement in wit cannot be truly appreciated by people in a land inhabited by Benny Hill.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: gnu
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 02:40 PM

"We recognize that true refinement in wit cannot be truly appreciated by people in a land inhabited by Benny Hill."

Obvious to me that acceptance of the inane, mundane and insane is acceptance and appreciation of all forms of wit and humourous offerings. Ya can't beat Brit wit, no matter it's form.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 02:51 PM

Yeah, I hear the American cuts had the additional stage direction

And then she fainted


We miss him terribly. Fred Scuttle inspired my approach to total quality management.

Not to mention my healthy fascination with breasts.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 03:04 PM

Some men prefer slim legs. Some prefer more well-filled-out ones. Personally I prefer something in between. With reference to Mither's speciality in vibrations.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 03:05 PM

Mary in the kitchen punching duff
The cheeks of her arse went chuff chuff chuff.

Owd Mother Riley had a fat pig
The cheeks of its arse went jig-a-jig-jig.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 03:13 PM

Mission accomplished, time to move on.

Hahaha, nowt like the embarrassed thread starter wot wishes he hadn't bothered. Tough shit, Mickeyboy. Pandora's box opened. Genie out of lamp. As you sow so shall you reap. That's BS threads for you. You've even spawned a secondary thread! Don't you ever follow Wacko's misfortunes? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: bobad
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 04:06 PM

By their obstreperousness they shall be known.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 04:41 PM

Indeed Bobad in deed.

Bridge, grudging admiration sent your way. That was funny and well timed.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 06:58 PM

Well timed, yet, as ever, vacuous. Takes a guy like you to recognise it, Wacko.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 06:59 PM

Which was a reference to BooBooBear, not Richard.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: bobad
Date: 09 Apr 14 - 07:35 PM

Like I said.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 03:12 AM

Aye Bridge. You do have to be careful when you notice hair around your lips from a vibratory aspect. You don't want to be knocking your fillings out eh?

Mind you, respect where due. For someone with actual hair around your lips you haven't been talking like one recently. That armchair getting too comfortable? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 06:45 AM

hair around the lips....you know I have never thought of Richard in that way!

so poetic and sensual!

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 07:40 AM

Al, you go from the observational to the frankly disturbing. That is not an image to have in your head whilst trying to go to sleep.....

Sensual. Does it mean the same in Dorset as it used to when I used Weymouth as a stamping ground?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 01:29 PM

The slurry with a whinge on the top? Yup.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: olddude
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 03:51 PM

I have several black belts and still hate green jello gosh mick that's mean jello

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Mick
Date: 10 Apr 14 - 05:47 PM

Steve, you are so desperate it is comical. Please keep posting, as you are making my case. By the way, the opening post indicated I would not name folks publicly. Learn to read for comprehension, padawan learner.

As I said, I knew the BBOP's would fly into the flame. You might want to go read A post in the Dick Miles thread. I think it was by Vic Smith. He describes the Brit folk scene, and it's members that are still here pretty well.

Rant on, young fella, rant on.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 02:16 AM

Describes ?

Vic Smith has never been to my local club.

Or the one I was at the other night.

Or very unlikely the one I was at one winter's night in 1980.

You get my drift.

If we are to stereotype, The Simpsons would only be the start. The police sergeant in the Roger Moore James Bond films? Easy.

Wait till you see me stereotype......

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Mick
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 07:53 AM

I believe Vic is a British fella, Musket. I didn't take his post to be stereotyping, but rather generalization. His point mirrored my feelings on the British folkies I have met. Overwhelmingly friendly and welcoming with a small core of OP's, and a few BBOP's. Very similar to the US scene. But unfortunately they seem to hang around here and are just nasty. For what it's worth, and this is a sincere remark, I don't find you to be in that group. I don't always agree with your take on things, but it is always well thought out and often very witty. But the arrogant, self important prigs who attack just to prove to themselves how important and wise they are, well, I just tire of them.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 08:00 AM

I think it is pretty much like I said further up, in answer to Noreen I think, about a very small minority.

Just look at the number of posts on here and the number you would consider obstreperous. The number must be tiny, as must be the number of posters you deem to be "arrogant, self important prigs who attack just to prove to themselves how important and wise they are".

Storm in a tea cup. It is no worse now than it ever has been and I still think this post was ill advised and, quite possibly, trolling.

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 08:02 AM

Sorry - wrong terminology above. "this post was ill advised" should be "this thread was ill advised"

D.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Musket
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 08:15 AM

I must admit, it is a bit rich when someone comes out with lies andoutrageous statements about people, but you are "proving how important you are" by challenging opinions that have no place in decent society.

I must come over as in that group to some though, although I am not apologising for it. Some people bring the worst out in me. I'd much rather have a lsugh, but how can you have a laugh and joke with people you would turn your back on in the real world?

That's why I told Keith A Hole of Hertford I was fucking important. That he took me at face value was wonderful......

Incidentally, yes. The UK folk scene is a broad church. Although leaving home at night to drink beer and enjoy yourself is a good start to any personality.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 09:42 AM

The thread was started on April 1, 2014 at 10:44 in the morning.

Does anyone still use a glass slide for guitar?

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 06:25 PM

Mither - just stay off capitalism and you may yet prove human. You however need a larger dose of egalitarianism.

Damn. I now need to read GSS's thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 11 Apr 14 - 08:24 PM

I believe Vic is a British fella, Musket. I didn't take his post to be stereotyping, but rather generalization. His point mirrored my feelings on the British folkies I have met. Overwhelmingly friendly and welcoming with a small core of OP's, and a few BBOP's. Very similar to the US scene. But unfortunately they seem to hang around here and are just nasty. For what it's worth, and this is a sincere remark, I don't find you to be in that group. I don't always agree with your take on things, but it is always well thought out and often very witty. But the arrogant, self important prigs who attack just to prove to themselves how important and wise they are, well, I just tire of them.

If you tire of them, mickeyboy, just don't post about them. To do otherwise is just madness. Frankly, dear fellow, you are a bit of a Johnny-come-lately in these threads (in spite of your avowed longevity on the forum - big deal), always demonstrating that you have just dipped in a minute ago and are absolutely not up to speed on anything being discussed. Now here you have a forum full of racists, homophobes, bigots, creationist tosspots, revisionists and utter wankers (Jack shall remain nameless). I suggest you turn your attention to them instead of stalking me, if you are really serious about improving this forum (which you are not). As if I bloody care, you tosser.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 02:28 AM

But Bridge.... If I stay off capitalism, I would have to revert to a champagne of a lesser vintage. The stuff we quaff is far too good for proles.

Are you still interested in those BSkyB shares? They will cost you about 23% more than when I first thought of getting rid mind.

Subject: RE: BS: Black Belt Obstreperous Prick Club
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 12 Apr 14 - 04:48 AM

steve - don't be nasty to mick. he has not been well, and he can do without the stress of being abused on a site where he many friends -and quite rightly looks to us for support.

if he thinks some of us are black belt ,third dan pricks - he's probably right.