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Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!

Janie 04 May 09 - 09:34 PM
Rapparee 04 May 09 - 09:35 PM
Janie 04 May 09 - 09:42 PM
Don Firth 04 May 09 - 10:07 PM
Rapparee 04 May 09 - 10:26 PM
frogprince 04 May 09 - 10:31 PM
Janie 04 May 09 - 10:33 PM
Janie 04 May 09 - 10:34 PM
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Stilly River Sage 05 May 09 - 12:29 AM
VirginiaTam 05 May 09 - 05:59 AM
Liz the Squeak 05 May 09 - 06:54 AM
SINSULL 05 May 09 - 08:02 AM
Roger the Skiffler 05 May 09 - 08:17 AM
Rapparee 05 May 09 - 08:36 AM
SINSULL 05 May 09 - 08:52 AM
MMario 05 May 09 - 09:04 AM
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SINSULL 05 May 09 - 09:32 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 09:34 PM

In celebration of the 100th post, let me show my best figure skating moves. .







OK, now we're ready to take out the front wall to let the zamboni in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 09 - 09:35 PM

Hey, I've just invited all of the guys 'n' gals at the US Marine Corps Recruiting Depot over the Amos' place.

They accepted.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 09:42 PM

Here you go, Frogprince. There is a gate right back here, hidden behind an arbor. Step right on through, and....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Don Firth
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:07 PM

What's this button for?

Uh-oh. . . .

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:26 PM

Dang, jDon, but that's one massive drink!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: frogprince
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:31 PM

Damn, Don; I hope that wasn't Black's Beach you just blew up!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:33 PM

Meanwhile, right off the coast of Belize,


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:34 PM

Not to worry. Thanks to Rapaire, the Marines are on the way.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:38 PM

Hey Stilly, do you think he'll like the 24 place settings of Vietri we got him?



Hope it didn't max out his credit card. We're gonna need more food and booze.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:45 PM

Hmmm, Sins?

It might be bet if you don't check out the view from the upstairs portico.




Hey Squid, where's that bourbon and water?!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: frogprince
Date: 04 May 09 - 10:57 PM

omigawd, there's some more of 'em


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 04 May 09 - 11:30 PM

UH-oh. YOu don't suppose when Don pushed that button it cause a power surge to LEJ's suit? That glint of silver on the left margin surely wasn't a harmonica. Was it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:29 AM

Janie, that Google Earth really brings things in close! Who knew Amos took his brown swimming trunks on this trip?

Frogprince, I found a more bizarre photo of that beach, but if it's want you want, here is Black's Beach, apparently. I can't quite read the language all over the runners. Anyway, here are a bunch more. Maybe we won't be seeing you back at the party for a while?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 05 May 09 - 05:59 AM

All those low comments about how nice the weather was while we were freezing needs to be redressed.

What if we do this to his house?

To some place like this.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 May 09 - 06:54 AM

Zamboni? Isn't that that fancy pudding with eggnog and chocolate bits in?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:02 AM

Ms. Tam,
I wish you had thought of that before the guest house came down and the A bomb blew up. Maybe we can salvage some of this...but the naked nuns look a bit well done. We're gonna be in trouble with either the pope or animal control.


But now we have a bar-b-que pit big enough for the entire T-Rex. Bring on that vat of sauce, MMMMMArio.

Janie, if I wore an aluminum hat and complained about aliens scanning my brain would you send me pictures of Men In Black? Sadist!

By the way, did you intend that set of china for target practice? Rapaire and the hockey players are setting up skeet shooting with the plates.

This sunroom is really restful. A few singing dancing chickens and an inflatable moose - perfect.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:17 AM

Hey, I've got a tanker load of pre-owned Jello here. For this week only, it comes with a free mud wrestling ring. Where do you want it?


Rts


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:36 AM

Just put it in the parlor. Amos won't mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 08:52 AM

I thought we had a Jell-O pit set up in the back yard? May 4 4:21PM. The six holer outhouse project went bad and now there is a huge Jell-O pit. Dump the stuff in there Roger - but this time be sure it's green Jell-O and not something found in the bedpans. We want a Jell-O pit not a kitty litter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:04 AM

Put it in the pool. The crater is about to be filled with a RexBrontoStegadodo. (T-rex, stuffed with a brontosourus filet, which is wrapped around a bakers dozen of stegosourus cutlets, each cradleing a dodo, the dodo stuffed with a delicate forcemeat of celery, onion, panko bread crumps and lark tongues.)

Do you think that will be enough or should I add the 2 lbs of rabbit I have in the fridge?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:07 AM

Hide the rabbit somewhere so Amos can enjoy it when he gets home.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:32 AM

Behind the washer dryer sounds about right. He'll find it.

I don't know MMario - don't you think you are overdoing it with the lark's tongues? They will add a bitter note and some unnecessary crunch.

Fresh baked bread and a sald and we are all set.

Meantime, it looks like Amos might be headed home:

Make another link


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:33 AM

can't get the link to work - Amos in convertible with top down tailing an open bed truck carrying port-a-potties as it approaches a too low overpass.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:44 AM

Looks like the ice rink is ready for the Penguins vs Mudcat grudge match. Rapaire, you still got some of that C4 you can mold into something that looks more or less like a hockey puck?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 05 May 09 - 09:50 AM

I don't do hockey. Think I'll head to the boutique with the credit card.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: frogprince
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:06 AM

Well Janie, the only thing I've seen like that one picture was at an inland resort where they had a 5k run/walk on a holiday weekend morning. My wife and I settled for the strolling version. The "optional" beaches we've had a chance to visit have been quieter and never anything like crowded at the time. We're more inclined to just lean back with a book, and wade in to cool off a little if the place is safe for that. We should be back by the time the pit-baked critters are ready to eat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:15 AM

That race looks like it hurts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:25 AM

But Janie, you don't have to do hockey. In fact, nobody has to do hockey because the Giant Squid has volunteered to play all six positions for the Mudcat team. (He's going to keep his other tentacles tied behind his back until they're needed as substitutes.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:33 AM

The First One


Where shall I tell them to unload him? (Careful. He's crabby.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 May 09 - 10:35 AM

See?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:07 AM

Oh damn!
Well luckily MMario decided against the lark's tongues so there is room in the bar-b-que pit. Meantime bring Bullwinkle into the sunroom. He'll like the view.

Did he come with a shovel and a can of disinfectant? He's making an awful mess on that carpet. Oriental and priceless, isn't it? No, not the moose, the carpet!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:10 AM

I was afraid the lark's tongues would make the dish just a little meat heavy, you know? Overpower the celery.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:36 AM

Well, great party! You say Amos is on the way home? Unfortunately, I won't be able to stay and see him, as much as I'd like to. Love to help with the clean up, but I understand Schwarzenegger has declared the area a disaster zone, so I'm sure the National Guard, the EPA, and the Corps of Engineers can get it taken care of.
Tata, then!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:39 AM

The EPA, The National Guard AND the Corps of Engenieers?

I *KNEW* I should have cooked the rabbit. Hope we have enough food.

I better get another head of lettuce for the salad, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:42 AM

Yeah, the Corps of Engineers are famous for their dam appetites.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:09 PM

I'll start scooping Jell-O from the pit into dessert cups. We can pick out the worst of the feathers and scales. Maybe Bullwinkle can't saty in the sun room. Who here knows how to dress a moose? Is Sarah Palin in the house?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:22 PM

The best way to dress a moose is in a tuxedo with a silk tophat.

If it was good enough for Fred Astaire, it's good enough for a moose.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:26 PM

Hey Rock, watch me pull a rabbit out of my top hat!

ROOOOWWWRRRRR!!!!

Oops! Wrong hat!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:26 PM

Tim Gunn reccomends vertical stripes when dressing a moose, to minimize the spreading effect of the antlers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:41 PM

"There is no problem so large or so complicated that it cannot be solved by the correct calculation and placement of high explosives."
                      --sign in my old Computer Room


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: MMario
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:46 PM

Saint Vidicon of Cathode, preserve Us!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 12:53 PM

Anode any trouble....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:03 PM

I'm allergic to lark tongues. Spicy little suckers.

I got a friend with a shack full of paint ball equipment. Shall I give him a ring?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:04 PM

YEAH! We can work it into the hockey game.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:07 PM

As parties go, this is a gooder one than most. Bless Amos and his HUGE heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:13 PM

OK then! Paintball stuff now arranged and should arrive really early tomorrow morning. Some of the paint balls are uhhmm a bit dry, just aim them at vases, pictures and window panes. Don't want anyone to get hurt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Bill D
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:16 PM

Here I am...getting to the party late after being "out in the woods" all weekend. But, hey...looks like I wasn't missed in all the chaos ummm...frivolity. I'll just fill my glass with all the odds & ends of stuff from all the mostly empty bottles laying around, and I'm sure I'll be ready for the jello pit and some... ahhhh..BBQ? soon.

   Wait...lemme look around.... are you SURE this is Amos' place? A lot of these houses look similar out here in sunny California....imagine if it was the neighbors'.....


I'll just go look it up with my secret stash of addresses. Be back in awhile.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:16 PM

If it is a lady moose, follow the expert advice of Sarah Palin


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Tinker
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:20 PM

This is an amazingly active, yet musically quiet party.... Perhaps we should make sure the hockey players can hear the performers while they play with Half-a dozen speakers around the rink.

A few rousing work songs I'm sure the neighbors won't mind....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 May 09 - 01:36 PM

I'll start

Heigh Ho
Heigh Ho
It's off to work we go
From nine to three
It's misery
Heigh Ho
Heigh Ho Heigh Ho Heigh MMMMMFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

Not nice boys. Hockey puck right in the mouth. Where are those paint ball guns? I may not know how to dress a moose but aftet six years in Maine I can shoot the bongoes off a bee at thirty yards.

Hey Pierre! Look what the old lady has. BOOOOOOMMM!!!!



uhoh Rap has been at the balls. Just blew up a goalie.


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