Subject: Lyr Add: YOUR CLOBBERED HEART (Homer & Jethro) From: Jim Dixon Date: 09 Sep 10 - 02:51 PM YOUR CLOBBERED HEART As sung by Homer & Jethro. Tune: YOUR CHEATIN' HEART by Hank Williams 1. Your cheatin' lungs will collapse on you. So will your heart, an' your gizzard, too. You'll walk the floor like Ernest Tubb Till you are wore down to a nub. CHORUS 1: When tears come down like fallin' rain, They'll splatter on your varicose veins. But sleep won't come; you'll toss an' roll Till your eyes look like two gopher holes. 2. Your feet an' heart are cold as ice. You never treat me very nice. Someday you'll melt; just wait an' see. Then you'll have water on the knee. CHORUS 2: You'll sneeze till you are tied in knots. You'll have to take distemper shots. Your head is like a tobacker sack, So round, so firm, so fully cracked. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Homer & Jethro From: Jim Dixon Date: 09 Sep 10 - 07:25 PM Look here: Lyr Add: A THOUSAND MILES FROM HERE (Homer & Jethro). |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Homer & Jethro From: Jim Dixon Date: 09 Sep 10 - 07:58 PM Look here: Lyr Add: LA CUCKOO-CARACHA (Homer & Jethro) for a one-verse parody of SOUTH OF THE BORDER (DOWN MEXICO WAY). |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Homer & Jethro From: Jim Dixon Date: 09 Sep 10 - 08:52 PM Look here: Lyr Add: SANTA BABY (parody by Homer & Jethro) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Homer & Jethro From: GUEST,musicman Date: 07 Dec 10 - 06:35 AM anyone have the lyrics to Homer and Jethro: You Belong to Me and Love and Marriage |
Subject: Lyr Add: YOU BELONG TO ME (Homer & Jethro) From: GUEST,musicman Date: 07 Dec 10 - 07:18 AM OK. Here is what I think are the lyrics to: "You Belong to Me" Anyone know the lyrics to Homer and Jethro's "Love and Marriage"? YOU BELONG TO ME Bring me paw-paws in a paper poke. Send me money, darlin', when I'm broke. Make your will out to me when you croak. You belong to me. Eat some garlic and I'll love you still, 'Cause I love you and I always will. That's why they discovered chlorophyll. You belong to me. My poor heart would burn without you. Maybe you'll get heartburn too; that's true. Let's cross the ocean in our motor boats. Climb the mountains like two billy-goats. Just be careful where you sow your oats. You belong to me. She rolled her big blue eyeballs at me. I picked 'em up and rolled 'em back. I hate the day I saw the pyramids. That's the day my heart went on the skids. Now I've got a wife and thirteen kids. They belong to me (me an' Jethro). They belong to me (fifty-fifty). They belong to me. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Homer & Jethro From: GUEST,musicman Date: 07 Dec 10 - 07:28 AM oops ... I believe the first line should have read Send me paw paws in a paper poke |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Homer & Jethro From: Jim Dixon Date: 07 Dec 10 - 11:35 AM Thanks, Musicman! By the way, the original lyrics to YOU BELONG TO ME, as recorded by Jo Stafford, Patti Page, et al., are posted in this thread: Lyr Add: You Belong to Me (King/Price/Stewart). |
Subject: req/ADD: Homer & Jethro Songs From: Joe Offer Date: 16 May 13 - 05:56 PM The previous thread had been drawing a lot of Spam. I'm moving all the "good messages" here, to see if that solves the problem. If you see Spam in this thread, please send me a personal message. -Joe- |
Subject: RE: req/ADD: Homer & Jethro Songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 16 May 13 - 09:51 PM I just posted the lyrics to Homer & Jethro's HOUN' DOG—a parody of the Big Mama Thornton/Elvis Presley song—in a thread about that song, here |
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