BS: Erotica 2004

Subject: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:56 AM

are any catters going to Erotica 2004 at Olympia next month
-----Iam!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skrappy Skwerl
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 07:10 AM

Can't wait!

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skwerlnuts
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 07:13 AM

where's Olympia?

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Whoopie Skwerls
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 07:17 AM

nah .... too busy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,big boy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:23 AM

i'm going 19th nov yippee!!!!!!!.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:39 AM

Perhaps we could get up a charabanc party? Party hats, a few crates of brown ale on the back seat. You know the sort of thing. Maybe a chorus or two of She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:51 AM

scary thing is I remember those works outings in the late 50s, from Southport to Rhyl! All the dads pissed up on the way back!
That was our holiday, 1 day a year (tell the kids of today).

We could all gather at the Whelk stall!

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 09:31 AM

Would these be whelks of an adult nature, an aphrodisiac of monumental proportions to be ranked alongside other greats such as black pudding, mushy peas and mild & bitter.

Is it scary or sad Skipy? What you've never had you never miss as they say. Always did think that was a load of bollocks. Do you remember the annual paddle in the sea trousers rolled up to the knee, thinking about it that dress code wouldn't be out of place at Erotica. Not too sure about the knitted trunks though, very unruly when wet.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 10:08 AM

Yes I do remember the knitted trunks, I thought it was only me that had a pair!
I also remember being taken in short trousers and my school raincoat to see the frozen sea at Southport in the winter of 1962/3! Thanks for that mum & dad I can still remember the pain!
A can of lights, now there is another memory!

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 10:18 AM

Fortunately I had graduated from short trousers by 62/63 and, still at school, was doing a milkround. I have never been so cold in all my life! I was wearing so many layers of clothing I looked like the Michelin man. Visits to the loo needed several hours warning.

Do not remember a can of lights though. Enlighten?

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 10:56 AM

I feel sick just thinking about this.

Lights where the unwanted entrails & offal of cows, pigs etc., canned as I remember in a blue & white can, a little larger than todays A10 can. My mother would make all manner of evil things from them & to this day I cannot face liver or kidney. It drives me mad on a Sunday when I have to put a pair of processed chicken "things" in the oven as my 11 & 12 year olds will not eat anything that has not been processed & frozen! Ironically, last night we took the youngest to visit what will soon become his new school, in the biology/science lab there was sectioned heart from a cow (real not plastic)& I had the urge to take it home & cook it for them! Stand over them with a leather belt and force them to eat it. But I had already decided years before they where born that the circle of that sort of behavior was broken!
Broken it is & broken it shall remain.
Regards Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 11:18 AM

How did we get here? This started off with a question about Erotica 2004, I am also going on the 19th of Nov. looks like I will have to look out for "Big Boy"!

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 11:26 AM

Sorry Skipy - Mea Culpa. I digressed by talking about charabancs.

However, I share your thoughts on lights etc. Never saw them canned though.

Considering the event, could there now be a Mudcat O'Nine tails?

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 11:42 AM

Perhaps some Mudcat nipple clamps

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 11:57 AM

I want the full Mudcatsuit made from shiny PVC with assorted belts, buckles and zips.

Down Rover, this is a family show.

How will you know Big Boy when you see him?

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: Emma B
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 01:11 PM

Good heavens Skipy - I've seen your "normal" folk festival dress (I believe you worn have worn my basque if it had fitted you) what on earth are you going to wear for Olympia, scaling the heights?

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: MBSLynne
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 06:04 PM

I hesitated to come in here earlier in case anyone should think that I read threads like this, but since there are a few answers now.....what on earth is Erotica 2004??

And no one wears MY basque but me!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:19 PM

Recently had a sex toy expo here in China. Entry by special invite only but there were hundreds of people trying to get in. China is loosening up.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 03:59 PM

Ask google and you can find anything...Erotica 2004...*sigh* it just has to be cross the pond...

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 04:04 PM

LOrd.. how I hated my home knitted swimming trunks !!

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: Peace
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 11:14 PM

Interesting concept that, sex with a machine. Huh.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 03:49 AM

There are now 4, yes 4! catters going on the 19th Nov.
Big Boy, Me &, well it's up to the other 2 to declare it themselves if they wish too!

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 04:00 AM

Bush will be there.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: Teresa
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 04:01 AM

Oh, you weren't talking about Olympia, Washington, USA?   ;) Ah, never mind. :)

T

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 05:12 AM

Lynne, no one is suggesting anything untoward apropros you reading this thread. It's just that you did express something of an interest in steam and birch twigs in another thread! Just proves that gossip travels faster than light.

Now about this basque of yours..........

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 07:44 AM

Doesn't mention sheep anywhere on the site.
LtS might be interested in the Erotic Chocolate.

Perhaps I'll find out if Essex Girl wants to go.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 07:48 AM

Oh damm, it's the same weekend as the Walton-on-the-Naze Shanty and SeaSong festival - Hello sailor.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,big boy
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 08:17 AM

cant wait to meet everyone, perhaps i can now show everyone how i got my name. perhaps skipy will tell me how he got his name, kangeroos no doubt?

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 08:46 AM

Just wondering if kangaroos are the antipodean version of camels.

No you fool - you ride it into town.

Maybe things are different in the outback.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 03:55 AM

need to point out that "skipy" is due to my constant rumaging of skips
(one man's rubbish is another man's treasure)& nothing to do with Australia or those little prawn cocktail snacks.

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Big Boy
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 04:06 AM

Thanks for that skipy, what a shame you have nothing to do with kangeroos. I was looking forward to seeing a strapping aussie in london, see ya there.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 04:19 AM

Strange, but I think I too prefer a good skip to a giant marsupial any day. Although you never know what you might find with a good rummage in the pouch.

Wonder if it would be possible to use kangaroos as a sort of self-propelled mini skip?

At least we know what Big Boy's into now, obviously Aussies and straps!

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 06:20 AM

Skipy to big boy do you copy, over?
We must arrange to meet @ the show.

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,BIG BOY
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 08:38 AM

Do i copy, what? i've got a scanner at home.is this what you mean? we must meet at the show, i will wear something outrageous, anybody got any ideas, how to dress for EROTICA!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 09:07 AM

I have quite an extensive collection of "girlies" clothing!

I quite often wear such apparel @ Warwick, Towersey etc!

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 09:42 AM

I think the rest of us should now draw a veil over further posts between Big Boy and Skipy. They obviously have something going on there, and it is before the watershed.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 09:58 AM

sometimes I do wear a veil

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,BIG BOY
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 11:32 AM

I WAS THINKING OF A SHARP SUIT OR CASUAL SLACKS, GIRLIES CLOTHING WELL I NEVER!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 05:51 PM

After the watershed now, name a stall & a time

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 03:52 AM

Actually Skipy does look rather fetching in a veil. It hides the moustache in a way that the make-up alone just can't do. Also useful for camouflaging military equipment.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,BIG BOY
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 09:41 AM

ok skipy i'll meet you at the (V,A,B,P)stall 11am friday 19th nov,I'LL BE WEARING A WHELK!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 06:08 PM

Hi Mingulay,
so many of your comments are direct hits you must know me, Im am intrigued as to who you are!

You must live to the north west of london.

You know Leadfingers.

You know that I will drink slops.

I suspect that you have attended "Dog Days @ the Seven Stars".

You know that I have A "tash"

You know that I like a little bit of harmless "cross dressing"

You know that I tend to wear combat clothing.

I suspect that you attend a very special little festival , approx 1 1/2 hours travel from your home. (a festival that cannot speak it's name( (no, not for that reason))

We have a very similar sense of humour & I think general outlook, so we have probably conversed - face to face - on one or two subjects and agreed.

I know that you will feel a warm glow from the humour of reading this (similar to the glow that is felt when you play hide and seek if you are four or forty)

I also know that there is not a chance that you will give me any blatent clues, but I feel that you will leave one or two subtle ones along the route.

I will suss you out, and you know that, then we will have a pint or two!

You will get that glow and a great deal of fun if we have those pints together before I identify you!

Regards Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 04:49 AM

Hello Skipy. Greetings from the swamp. Watch for clues in this and other threads. Yes, I know Leadfingers, Mr & Mrs Admiral, the Dangerous Malcolm Brothers, Dog Days, the Barge, FfMS etc.

I have a warm glow at the moment, didn't get to the toilet on time, again.

We have conversed and drunk together.

Watch this space.

Regards Mingulay.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 05:42 AM

This is fun, is swamp a clue? mash 4077, spear chucker Jones, clinger?
The Barge, limited number of people attended that venue so that narrows it. (narrows is pun!).

Love this sort of puzzle, working on it

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 06:10 AM

Is swamp a clue? Maybe young Skipy. The Barge does narrow it, brings it down to around 50 or so. I realised that narrows was a pun (of sorts). MASH has nothing to do with it, not even Klinger, though I realise that he is probably one of your heroes in a transgender kind of way.

Anyway, what you doing Mudcatting when you should be handcrafting your icky little bits of plastic?

Mingles

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 07:49 AM

I don't craft any plastic, but I have just repaired a Battenfeld 200 ton unilog 4000 so that someone else can.
This tells me that you are aware of where I work but not what I do here - however this may be a bluff.
Changed you name to Mingles then have you Peter.

All for now, got a Neggri Bossi 150 tonner to repair/modify.

P.s Going to see wee "Dougie" tonight - St Albans I think!

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: Leadfingers
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 07:49 AM

Dressing for Erotica ?? I would have thought UN Dressing would be more apposite . And NO I am not going to start on about N M D .
Skipy , perhaps you and Mingulay should start a 'Who Am I ' thread . I will be watching with interest to see how this develops !
I am dropping no hints myself - I had enough stick from Fiddler when I outed him to My Guru at Sidmouth !

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 08:33 AM

Hi Pete Of Middlesex (swamp area) so you do Warham & you have been to at least one of my toilet singarounds.
When you lived in Stamford some 25+ years ago did you ever go to the Boston Folk Club?

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 08:45 AM

Hi Dave.

So who have you been speaking to then? Or have you gleaned your info from previous posts? The answer to your Boston query is no. I look forward to further revelations if that's what you think they are.

Bye the bye, are you sure that Negri has two G's?

Awaiting positive identification.

Subject: RE: BS: Erotica 2004
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 08:59 AM

Well done, you are right there is only 1 "G" in Negri!
Do you support the little red cars in F1 as you seem to have knowledge of cobbling - but not the song.
No I am not speaking to anyone, just reading old threads.

Regards for now skipy