BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 06:53 PM

I don't carrot all if he posts or not, as long as he's getting butter.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 07:03 PM

I suspect he'll relish this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 07:11 PM

He will if youse guys keep coming up with good puns. He may be The Master, but he enjoys grasshoppers. Well, two out of three, anyway.

Snatch away.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 09:13 PM

I would never, ever, ever, stoop so low as to engage in a pun. The punishment would probably put me beyond the pale, punt me past the posts. No, I could never opun myself up to that.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 09:26 PM

Perhaps not, but you'd lead us in a lazy Limbo, leaning on the longest reaching pun while labeling it but a light leap from literary lushness; not a lie but a last lingering look at laughter before lights out.

Goodnight.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 09:27 PM

Either Severn et my cookie or it crumbled.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 10:58 AM

It's all Severn's fault! Et cookies, the bank crisis, world hunger, nuclear proliferation, the fact I never got a pony when I was young, terrorism -- it's all his fault!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 11:43 AM

I hate you all...

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 12:33 PM

You must feel quite sated, Sins...all in one meal? It hardly bears drinking.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: artbrooks
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 03:51 PM

Curry on back to us, Sev.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:04 PM

Curry me back to ol' Virginny....

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:11 PM

Surely, he just needs a bit more thyme spent with Ms. Sweet Rosemary and Smarty-pants Sage at the Carraway Center and bit of bon pain to champs on and all will turnip fine.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: artbrooks
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:14 PM

To-fooey!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:16 PM

If all these Grade D puns are leaving a bad taste in your mouth, I suggset some toast..........YEAH TOAST!!!,,Try some compliments of Heywood Banks and Ol' Spaw



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:17 PM

That's exactly what I said just now on LtS's adventure thread!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:30 PM

Did you ever hear about Richard Nixon deciding during the Watergate hearings, that he 'might' be out of a job, and thought he should take a few college courses by correspondence?
So this stack of books arrived, and his secretary, Rosemary Woods, opened the parcels, and couldn't believe that all that stuff was going to do Nixon any good.

"Look at these, Mr. President", she said, "You will never get thru half of them! What do you expect to BE after reading them?"

"Oh," he replied, "Partially sage, Rosemary...in time."

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 05:58 PM

Oh, deer!

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 06:07 PM

Go Bill!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 07:47 PM

"Go...to...the...theater."

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 26 Apr 09 - 07:41 AM

I hope you can feel the lovage we've mint to express here, Sev!

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 26 Apr 09 - 03:50 PM

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.......

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 26 Apr 09 - 05:31 PM

A little bird tweeted.... Sev's going home on Monday.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 01:10 AM

yah! then he might have time to take on you punny lot.

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: CapriUni
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 02:09 AM

Well, Sandra, a good punny love will serve us all

(and even though Severn is a plum fine man, we'll have someone else make the pudding for him, for a while).

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 07:57 AM

Good morning, Sev.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 08:24 AM

Threw him out for boozin' and wenchin', huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Charley Noble
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 09:28 AM

When he sees what's been posted on this thread he may seek readmission!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, on the road in Michigan

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 11:51 AM

Never have so many said so little to so few so often.............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 12:54 PM

I think they said a great deal to the one who needed it.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 01:33 PM

I was thinking more from a quality standpoint Bill........(:<))

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 02:42 PM

and now to get even...OH LEEEZE ME ON THY CURLY POW, dAINTY dAVY, dAINTY dAVY.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 02:58 PM

At least Sev's CAPS aren't locked, whatever the state of his pow. My pow has quite a Maine.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Leadfingers
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 03:28 PM

If he IS home today . maybe we will see him in MudChat !!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Amos
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 03:28 PM

Bill:

THat was profundly, inextricably, irreversibly, irrefutably TERRIBLE!!!



A

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 07:43 PM

*smile*,,, I am humbled...

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 07:51 PM

Some strive for perfection.....

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 09:43 PM

...and others have it thrust into them.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Fortunato
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 09:45 PM

...and on his death bed, he said, "I wish I'd spent more time on the mudcat punning with my fellows."

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 11:50 PM

Guy named Gareth back in college got caught funning with his pillow........Probably not the same thing..........But it got interesting when his rommate found out it was HIS pillow.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 09:00 AM

Emmy Lou Tallifero (of THOSE Talliferos) was dating the VERY eligible Chance Lee (scion of Robert E.'s family). She, of course, was a member of a sorority and living with her sorority sisters; he was a member of the oldest and most prestigious fraternity on campus.

They were very, very smitten with each other. Emmy Lou, however, was "saving herself for marriage" (which included Chance, but not until after the ceremony united two of the First Families Of The South).

Chance was frustrated. He was young and full of testosterone and he room had become a veritable den of seminal odors.

Finally, his fraternity brothers decided they couldn't take it any longer and had to take matters into their own hands (so to speak).

That evening they gathered outside the sorority house and serenaded Emmy Lou with a Beatles' hit. All over campus you could hear them singing, "All we are sayyyying...is give Chance a piece."

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Charley Noble
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 09:47 AM

Rapaire-

Advance to GO and collect your $200!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, still adrift in Michigan

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Fortunato
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 11:43 AM

"For tis the sport to have the enginer Hoist with his owne petar"

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 02:22 PM

Sounds like an accountant said that.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Severn
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 04:12 PM

Home last night. Waiting on calls from a physical therapist and a visiting nurse. Have not been able to access the cat for a week at the rehab Ctr. Was not able to get on line at the hospital, It's good to be home.

Somehow my shirts (button down cotton over a cotton tee) caught fire in my kitchen while putting away a dishwasher load.Stop, drop and roll didn't do the trick, but throwing cold water on my chest made it possible to tear off the two still burning shirts and throw them in the sink under cold water. Then 911 was called, and I was sent to Johns Hopkins Bayview burn center. I remained there for a month, where I could guest on mudcat one-handed but not get online. Then rehab with no Cat. Sorry I couldn't join in the fun here until now.

I still hurt (sometimes life itself hurts) but am mending well and the skin grafts took well. The left arm needs lots of therapy.

Nurses are gone, but they'll be back on Thursday.

All for now.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 04:18 PM

Welcome Home!

You're one lucky SOB. You were wearing cotton over cotton and no poly-cotton blend. The natural fabrics burn (not good) but don't melt (really good, because then they don't stick to you).

Listen, dude. Enough is really enough. In the future, follow Nancy Reagan's advice and "Just Say No."

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 04:22 PM

Welcome Home!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 04:26 PM

Happy homecoming, Severn.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: artbrooks
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 04:33 PM

Another WELCOME HOME...to your own and here. Take it easy, guy - its tempting to try to do too much too fast when you are rehabbing.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Charley Noble
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 05:40 PM

Severn-

Thanks for checking in and joining this crew of arcane idiots!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Tig
Date: 28 Apr 09 - 05:54 PM

Glad to hear that they have let you home and that you are on the mend. If that's what dishwashers can do I'm glad mine's called The Badger!

Look after yourself, take things gently and remember oinkment and ferapy are there to be helpful - not ignored!

Lots of love and hugs
Tig
xxx