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Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: GUEST,jOhn Date: 02 May 09 - 08:27 AM turns out Simon did'nt got kidnapped after all, he was hiding behind my telly, i ring police to let them know (call search off etc. anyway = i like to thank everyone waht offred messages of support at this difficult time. john |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: Morticia Date: 02 May 09 - 11:38 AM thank god......what a relief.We can all get some sleep now those helicopters won't be constantly circling the British Isles anymore. |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: GUEST,astro Date: 02 May 09 - 01:50 PM Are you certain that this is your hamster? It could be a cleverly placed alien hybrid...what could be next, maybe your cat.... |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 May 09 - 02:26 PM Hamsternapping is sadly not an offence in the UK... so hamsters often get nicked. They taste good with Branston Pickle I hear. |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: Dave the Gnome Date: 02 May 09 - 08:20 PM Hampsternapping? Was that something to do with Napster? No wonder they were closed down... Glad he's back jOhn. DeG |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: annamill Date: 03 May 09 - 01:07 PM Many years back I had a Hamster named Henry (who later turned out to be Henrietta) who disappeared on a regular basis. He (She) had a secret way our of his(her) hamster cage that I never discovered. The very first time I searched everywhere in my house fearing I would never see him (her) again! I found him (her), standing up on his (her) hind legs holding a piece of bread, in my breadbox drawer. After that, whenever he (she) disappeared, I would go first thing to the breadbox drawer and there he'd (she'd) be. Later, he (she) had a litter of pups. That's when she became Henrietta. Turn out she was preggies when I bought her. Unless, of course, she was meandering when she went out for bread. LOL! So jOhn, I know just how you felt when your guy disappeared. I'm so glad you found him. Now you know where he'll be when he disappears again. True Story. Love, Annamill |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: SINSULL Date: 03 May 09 - 04:05 PM So glad he is back, jOHn. I was afraid he had joined the apple core and the dead cat. Give him something special to eat so he knows to always come home. |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 04 May 09 - 04:26 PM siR j0hn the riGht reverend in hUll
Keep him locked tight for awhile.
I fear knocking up the wurst when the cat, the mouse, and the canary are involved. Mind control and indoctrination are possibilities after an unexplained absence...and the already established proclivity for duct tape is ominous.
See attached file (ignore the hen-scratches, grease stains and fishified odor.
Sincerely, |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: fumblefingers Date: 04 May 09 - 07:46 PM I've heard of hamsters being snatched by automotive researcher. They're put in hamster wheels and made to propel prototype vehicles that certain governments intend to replace internal combustion engines. |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: Neil D Date: 05 May 09 - 04:13 AM Is his name Lemmiwinks? |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: SINSULL Date: 05 May 09 - 08:12 AM Not a bad idea to check for strange implants in his teeth. He may now be one of "them". |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: frogprince Date: 05 May 09 - 10:41 AM Has he been sitting quietly, watching everything you do, more than he used to? |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: MMario Date: 05 May 09 - 10:44 AM He was behind the telly for FOUR WEEKS!?!!!! What do you have growing back there? |
Subject: RE: BS: My Hamster Has Been Kidnapped From: GUEST,Meadowmuskrat Date: 05 May 09 - 07:04 PM If he ever escapes again, place a wastepaper basket in the lowest part of your house ( altitude -wise- not the most decadent).Build a stairway of books to a height over the rim of the basket. Place food on each step and on the last step place the food right on the edge closest to the basket.make sure the basket has newspaper or something soft in it. The hamster will inevitably eat the last bit of food and tumble into the basket. This really works. I,ve caught escaped hamsters several times with this method. |