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Help: Save Max 2
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Subject: Save Max 2 From: Osmium Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:02 PM So lets really get Max out of Spaws clutches because lately he's into zips. Let's bring him over to the UK - fare's are cheap and I'll split the cost of the fare and the necessary bid with at least five other gents and then we need need just one female (despite the rumours to the contrary Max appears to be male) who's willing to be entertained. Email me if your up for it. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 04:05 PM Go, lads, go!! That's the spunk!! Take Max over the water, where folk music was born! C'mon mates, cough up the quid! |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Osmium Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:36 PM So I think they have all gone to bed. To keep this thread awake for the early morning UK risers I have a Paddy's nite Gig coming up and would welcome the best "One Liner's" you have especially if politically incorrect. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Llanfair Date: 29 Feb 00 - 12:36 PM Sounds a great idea, I'd be happy to chip in, and be wined and dined- there's a great chippy round the corner! You are aware,however, Osmium, that my eldest son is the same age as Max, but hey, what the hell, doesn't have to be a "date" date, does it? Hwyl, Bron. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Llanfair Date: 29 Feb 00 - 12:39 PM In fact, checking the dates, he's 13 days younger than my Tim.!!!!! Bron. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: paddymac Date: 29 Feb 00 - 12:46 PM Llanfair - I have a question about the word "chippy". I am not at all familiar with Welsh colloquialisms, but I presume your use of the word "chippy" refers to a dining establishment specializing in fish & chips. I recall as a kid in the American mid-west hearing the old ladies use that word to describe a young woman whom they presumed to be of loose morals. Since we're talking about Max visiting your side of the pond, possibly to see your "great chippy round the corner", I thought we might clarify the term, just in case Max's mom might be following this thread. :>)! |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:13 PM Huh? Max had a mom?? Whale oil beef hooked! I don't think Cleigh can lay claim to that distinction... |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: MMario Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:19 PM Amos! What a cruel thing to say........Cleigh of course has a mom....check your history! And then apologise to the lady.... |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:24 PM Well...wait...now, Cleigh O. Possum was born from clay out of hot water, right? And, according to my reckoning from a review of Spaw's posts, he's been trying to get back into hot water ever since! |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:25 PM I thought Spaw was his Mom! Cleigh's got a bum only a mother could love! **BOG** --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Osmium Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:30 PM Well as yet the UK contingent hasn't woken up or got home from work and so far Max istn't telling us what the air fare (maybe we are a bigger threat) is likely to be. So we all get the end time straight; I have a feeling this is going to hot up before its over; lets have the end time for the auction in GMT please. I see that momentarily Max is out of Spaw's clutches! |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:35 PM To clear up all doubts.....Cleigh ahs a momma as does his sister Dido. Both were born in beautiful Oregon at the home of Blessings Barbara. Cleigh is almost a year old now and even at that young age has been lovingly fondled by more women than young Meebo. Mario, I think it may be time for another "Mudcat IQ Test"...whaddaya' think? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:44 PM HA! If little Cleigh-boy only got fondled lovingly by ONE woman it'd be more than me! Lucky little marsupial! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:44 PM Little Possum, who made thee? Dost thou know who made thee? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: MMario Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:55 PM 'Spaw, am I supposed to HAVE an IQ? (I really wish these things would be spelled out.) Anyone know what it looks like so I can hunt around and see if I have one, so that I can test it? How DO you test your IQ? Thermometer? Written Exam? |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:58 PM I protest that while Cleigh has a maker, it is not quite the same thing. And at least he is fortunate enough tohave met his in person... |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: MMario Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:05 PM Amos - if you want to meet your maker, I'm sure you could find SOMEONE to oblige you with a helping hand.... and haven't you heard of having "one in the oven"? |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:10 PM Well, there's making, and then there's making. It took BBlessings more effort to make Cleigh than it took my passed-on Paw to "start" me...but I think Paw had more fun. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Max Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:14 PM The auction for a date with me will end at the end of the radio show this Wednesday (tomorrow). We will close it down with about 5 minutes to go in the show which should be between 8:30 and 9:00pm EST. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Llanfair Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:22 PM Phew!!! this thread has a life of it's own, doesn't it. A "Chippy" is a fish and chip shop. The comestibles are consumed outside, or at home, or in the Red Lion with a pint. I've never heard of a woman of easy virtue referred to as a chippy, and I'm sure Polly Garter hasn't, either. Hwyl, Bron. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: paddymac Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:23 PM Little Possum, who made thee? Dost thou know who made thee? Was it as good for you as he? Or more, perhaps, for he or she? And what said ye to Daddy 'Spaw, about that grin across yer maw? Sorry, phoaks, just couldn't resist the elfin muse. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:27 PM Yo Max...See my note in the thread........Doesn't give the girls a level field and you might be thought to be playing favorites and I KNOW you wouldn't want to make any of them feel bad now would you??? (Guilt Trip) Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: TerriM Date: 29 Feb 00 - 03:46 PM O.K, I'm now part of the U.K bid on Max's virtue....no-one blab to my S.O! Actually, 'Spaw, I'd bid for a date with Cleigh,how about it? |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Osmium Date: 29 Feb 00 - 04:41 PM OK Max we have 3 of us in the UK so far - if you don't give us a fare soon we're going to make you pay your own. There'll be more of us soon, I'm sure. Hot nites in Surrey? Essex? Llandydno? |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 04:46 PM Possum, possum, on the block Wherefore thou the butt of shlock? Can'st perform the nuptial station? Dost thou ken our fornication? Then let Max and Cleigh make merry Let "possum" turn into possere A |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 06:05 PM Who can stand? O who can stand? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 06:43 PM What is it exactly ye can't stand, Meebo? |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 07:15 PM The though of Cleigh and Max....(shudder) I guess no one got my Blake references? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 08:01 PM I saw them load and clear -- I started to reciprocate but it turned into the dirty poem about possum and possere... |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: MMario Date: 01 Mar 00 - 10:53 AM and the action is picking up over at the MudCat Auction House, in an Electra-fying leap,in one fell swoop leaping upwards three times the distance of recent bids. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Troll Date: 01 Mar 00 - 11:57 AM Possum, Possum Made of clay, Musical by night or day. Art thou breaking natures law, Living with the likes of Spaw?
It,s your fault M'bo. You just HAD to quote Blake and now look what you made me do. troll,PO'd 1 |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Mbo Date: 01 Mar 00 - 12:01 PM WOw! Could thy symmetry of fear Stand a blowing up the rear? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 01 Mar 00 - 12:20 PM Blessings on the, ugly lass Blowing up a possum's ass Teeth made brown as monkey snot By the possums fecal rot... Spaw to you would blessings pass -- For he was once an ugly lass. John Mudcat Whittier |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Skipjack K8 Date: 01 Mar 00 - 12:23 PM Add North Lincolnshire to the list, Ossie. Can't help on the airfare front as I'm borassic, and no gigs in the pipeline. I am within striking distance of the Jug, UK Mudcat HQ (Bill reckons it's the largest gathering of 'catters on the planet), so being Presidential Limo Driver would be an honour. Skipjack |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Elektra Date: 01 Mar 00 - 01:03 PM Awww shucks, MMario. Just doing my part to help a noble [cough] cause -- Although I must confess the alternate possumbilities are rather interesting... ;-)
BTW -- It's not Electra-fying, with a "C", see? It's Elektra-fying with a "K". 'Kay? Very klever, nonetheless. [grin] Troll: Hi! [elektra waves] Long time no read! Nice to see you're still here kickin' up trouble. Hopefully I'll be dropping by the 'cat more often now. *elektra*
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Troll Date: 01 Mar 00 - 01:17 PM Trust me m'dear;trust me. ( evil chuckle then fade to black) troll |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: TerriM Date: 01 Mar 00 - 05:15 PM Amos, you shouldn't be reciprocating in public, dear, it's a filthy habit and it's bound to get you talked about! ( Actually, I started one beginning" Shall I compare thee to a summers Cleigh" but grew ashamed of myself. Terri |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Pelrad Date: 01 Mar 00 - 11:07 PM I missed it, WHO WON???? |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: alison Date: 01 Mar 00 - 11:40 PM elektra won... luckily for Max slaine alison |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 02 Mar 00 - 12:44 AM Congratulations, Elektra, and thanks for your rally. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Mbo Date: 02 Mar 00 - 12:46 AM Congrats, Elektra! You came up from nowhere and blew everyone away! Now someone will bet on me...right...someone...all goes to Mudcat...a worthy cause... --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Elektra Date: 02 Mar 00 - 08:53 AM Thanks guys 'n gals -- I only hope moonchild doesn't hold it against me! I just couldn't bear the thought of Spaw and Cleigh forcing Max to...[shudder]
Well anyway, he's safe now. That is, I *usually* keep my claws retracted, and always well groomed. ;-)
I didn't quite come out of nowhere, it was just fortuitous timing, really. I frequent the 'cat from time to time, dating back to when Dick ran it as DT over on the Xerox PARCC site. Of course, it was MUCH smaller and simpler (and slower!) then. I have found the 'cat to be an invaluable resource over the years - as well as a rollicking good time!
I was THRILLED when the message board became available -- no more tearing out my hair over missing songs not in the database.
Three cheers for Max (and Dick)!
BTW --Here's an old thread I remember fondly: Don Gato, anyone?
Anyway, I'll just shut up now. [grin] Thanks again, have a groovular day and seeya 'round the 'cat, y'all! *elektra*
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 02 Mar 00 - 08:58 AM Elektra, darlin' As the dark horse returned from over the horizon at the last moment, the least you could do is give us a picture for the bb page! We need something to drool over :>)... A |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Elektra Date: 02 Mar 00 - 09:08 AM Dark Horse, indeed! I'll have to find a suitable pic. When I do, what do I do with it? (Polite suggestions only, please.) [wink] *elektra* |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 02 Mar 00 - 09:13 AM Scan it, or other wise get it onto a 'puter in the form of a JPEG. Then email it to our loyal Resource Mistress, bb, whose email address can be found on the bb resources pages (or by clicking on the link she has provided there). A |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: catspaw49 Date: 02 Mar 00 - 09:25 AM I again want to congratulate Elektra on her stunning win and come from behind victory. Little Cleigh is of course saddened by the loss but still sends his congratulations to Elektra and to ALL the other bidders. He knows that one day Max will be blessed with a close encounter of the marsupial kind and looks forward to a blow up the backside sometime in the future. Since young Meebo had himself a "Meebo Only HearMe," I'd like to propose a "Meebo Only Auction." The state of the boy's love life is a pathetic thing and something must be done. So let's have an auction sponsored by the great ladies of Mudcat wherein Meebo is the ONLY bidder. What a fantastic money-making scheme this is! There is no way to tell how much the lad might bid for a few hours spent with a real woman......one that does not require inflation. The other possibility of course is to get him a new inflator pump (his is worn out) and a patch kit to repair his current lady love. So let's get behind this and set up the "Meebo FOR Meebo" auction site right away. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 02 Mar 00 - 09:44 AM LOL! Wodda maroon! You kill me, Spaw. Mbo, take heart. The new ones are tubeless. |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Mbo Date: 02 Mar 00 - 10:28 AM The only inflatable thing I have is my air mattress, which I have to sleep on when I go home because my real bed is here. It was pretty flabby when I left Sunday...I'll have to pump it up again tomorrow afternoon. Thanks for reminding me...I think... --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: annamill Date: 02 Mar 00 - 05:19 PM Hello Friends. I missed the whole thing!! The finale of the auction, the radio show, everything. BLAST!! I didn't get home from work til 9pm. Max, I wish you could have left the results of the auction up a couple of days so those of us that couldn't be here could see it. I'm sorry I couldn't get you for an evening, but maybe we'll have a blues gathering anyway. Good win, elektra! Love, annap |
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Subject: RE: Help: Save Max 2 From: Amos Date: 02 Mar 00 - 05:29 PM Spaw, your plan sounds inflationary on the face of it. Without the experience to know the value of a dollar in this market, how is Emblo to decide when to raise himself? He might end up raising himself just on impulse! If that isn't inflationary, i dunno! A |
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