BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 05:47 PM

Seems the tits have talken a liking to my garden.... there were 4 hanging off the pecker earlier today....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 07:22 PM

And now for something completely different...

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST,Jaze
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 07:42 PM

Ah, Liz, but you do have a way with words!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Folkiedave
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 07:54 PM

something that I've frequently seen pigeons do

Goddness me it must be awful to live down south.

We race our pigeons around here!

Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 04:21 AM

I didn't know northerners could fly!

Liz it must be quite a long pecker!

Or possibly they're not Great Tits!

G

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 07:17 AM

"We race our pigeons around here".........around what?

David

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Snuffy
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 07:39 AM

"We race our pigeons around here"......... but do you ever win?

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 07:49 AM

That's a Cushat job!
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 06:19 PM

Surely we can get this up to 69 posts....... it deserves it don't you think?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 06:33 PM

Are we talking the "Post 69 Position!"

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 29 Jan 06 - 06:40 PM

Well, I'm sure we can get it to 69 posts, and I'm sure it deserves something, but just what it is, I don't know....





And don't tell me either, I've not recoverd from my last lot of advice from round here yet!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 11:53 AM

I have a next door neighbor and another aquantance who both ended up in the hospital and was diagnosed with blood posioning. And would of died. And years later, have problems directed related to that event.

When getting scratched by a cat for the trying to get it out of the cold and relocated to a warmer place.

Ironic - No good dead goes unpunished....

Or Ted Nugnets "Cat Stratch Fear" (Oh did i say that)

kindaloupehackenweez

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 11:54 AM

A cat will always find the warmest spot on its own... and for the most comfy seat in the house, you'll have to move the cat.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 01:24 PM

I've had more luck in moving the bed from under the cat,than in trying to move the cat from off of it......and it's less dangerous.

David

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 07:06 PM

Make sure you have removed the cat from the bedroom before attemping to sleep.

If she is sitting on the window sill above the pair of you, and jumps down, Puss will land on something to cause you to react with vigour, and then look at you and wonder what the fuss is about....

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: David C. Carter
Date: 30 Jan 06 - 07:12 PM

Last time I reacted with vigour,the wife wondered what the fuss was about.She said she hadn't felt a thing!

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Jan 06 - 10:30 AM

Was she there then?
G ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 31 Jan 06 - 12:09 PM

69

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST,kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 31 Jan 06 - 10:33 PM

I've seen cats with there ears frozen off.

Also had a friend who lived in the upstairs of a house we rented.
He didnt care much for cats. But was the live and let live kinda guy. Meaning he never was cruel or mean to them. Just didnt care for them. Them damn cats would shit and piss all over his bed. And would drive him nearly out of his mind.

Reminds me of "Fat Freddy's cat" of the "Freak Brothers" comics.

kindaloupehackenweez

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 04:52 PM

My tits are back!

Having not seen them since mid May, they reappeared today in the butterfly's bush.

Must be the second brood getting their flying lessons.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 05:32 PM

"My tits are back!" Wonder Bras do wonders!


"The tits are content to come lower, but it's difficult keeping the balls out of the reach of the pussy."


Liz, you are something else! Very funny.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: GUEST,Same Guest As Above
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 05:43 PM

Oh, I misunderstood.

You were talking about tits that WANDER not those that WONDER! Boy one letter sure can make a difference in the meaning of a work

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Sorcha
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 05:47 PM

LOL...just leave it to Liz....

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 07:16 PM

They're called WonderBras because you take them off and wonder where your tits went.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: gnu
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 07:45 PM

If your tits are showing, early fall. Two broods especially. I predicted it. I was uo to my camp yesterday. There are small maples in full red... the odd one. There are white birches with yellow leaves in the top branches... the odd one. I'd say your tits confirm an early fall and a long winter. A cold winter.

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Becca72
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 04:59 PM

Hmmm...it's usually my joints that predict that....

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 09:20 PM

(sings) "Don't bogart tha joint" ...

Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls.
From: Peace
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 09:21 PM

Wot's a joint like that doing in a nice girl like you?