Subject: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: The Shambles Date: 20 Dec 00 - 02:59 AM Wake up. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Ribbit Date: 20 Dec 00 - 03:13 AM "Greetings your friends and neighbors have chosen you..." At least thats what my draft notice said. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: John Hardly Date: 20 Dec 00 - 03:50 AM "...we'll have to lance that..." |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Joe Offer Date: 20 Dec 00 - 03:57 AM Why haven't you finished that yet? |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Ribbit Date: 20 Dec 00 - 04:02 AM "This flight has been overbooked" or "your flight has been delayed" especially at this time of year. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Troll Date: 20 Dec 00 - 07:06 AM "Some assembly required" "Batteries not included" "The car is making this funny noise" troll |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Little Neophyte Date: 20 Dec 00 - 07:21 AM "I'm married" After he told me he was not. Little Neo |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Micca Date: 20 Dec 00 - 07:32 AM " I have developed this itch/discharge in a very personal area, and I thought you ought to know right away." |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Allan C. Date: 20 Dec 00 - 07:45 AM There's another Time/Life book that needs to be picked up at the post office. You have already won...(IF you send in the winning entry). (Doctor) Because of certain vitamin deficiencies you must eat a pint of brussels sprouts every day. Your computer's CD player has developed an odd glitch and is somehow only able to play Wayne Newton MP3's. Two thumbs up! (Give me a break...there just aren't that many good movies in the world.) Your call is important to us...There are 15 callers ahead of you. You may expect a 28-minute wait. I hope you didn't eat that. It was so old I was afraid to throw it out for the dog. Temperatures will remain in the single digits for the next six days. (Doctor) I've never seen or heard of anything remotely like that before. (Doctor) Whatever it is, it is spreading incredibly quickly. There is not sufficient memory available to run this program. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Jock Morris Date: 20 Dec 00 - 07:49 AM "I'm sorry, but your Mum's dead." Five years ago today and it still hurts like hell. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: bigchuck Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:02 AM Sigmoidoscopy |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: GUEST Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:18 AM There is three feet of snow..Buses are not running, however, school is open' Are you the head of the household ? Good Morning, This is Revenue Canada calling.
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Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: MMario Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:21 AM the absolute worst.... Error 404 - file not found www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Little Neophyte Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:24 AM Oh that's a good one MMario |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:27 AM Hello, is that Mr (mispronounces surname), I'm Trcaey/Wayne calling from **** doubleglazing..... RtS |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Grab Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:32 AM Proctologist. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: alison Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:40 AM I assume you fellas don't like "awww, don't worry, it doesn't matter, I'm sure it happens to other men sometimes too." *grin* slainte alison |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Kim C Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:42 AM This won't hurt a bit. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:45 AM My surveyor would like to send your lawyer a card in return. He's not sure whether it will open or not, he can't guarantee that it is made of genuine cardboard and he hasn't checked any wiring, plumbing or drainage, if present. He doesn't know if it has paper mites or fungal infestation. He can't be held responsible for any loss or injury caused by his advice though he thinks it is worth about 50pence but advises you get your own surveyor to look at it. His bill is in the post. RtS |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:49 AM I think I better check into the NYCFTTS over Xmas! I posted this to the WRONG thread! Back on the 3rd Jan, folks, have a good one. RtS |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Crazy Eddie Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:49 AM "Yes, your bum does look big in that!" "Ladies & Gentlemen, there is no cause for panic" "Enlisted person [insert name here], you will accompany Mr. Spok, Doctor McCoy, and me, to the surface of this apparantly safe & uninhabited planet" "We can still be friends"
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Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: GUEST,big__bad__b Date: 20 Dec 00 - 09:58 AM There's a week until Christmas, and the mall roof collapsed. (I live in Sarnia On. If you haven's heard, this actually happened last week!!) |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Midchuck Date: 20 Dec 00 - 11:03 AM "Our budget won't permit us to pay you anything for playing, but it's great exposure for you." P. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Kim C Date: 20 Dec 00 - 11:07 AM I'm from the Government - I'm here to help you. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: GUEST,Arkie Date: 20 Dec 00 - 11:08 AM "You can't miss it", after just giving directions. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 20 Dec 00 - 11:15 AM This is your Captain speaking... RtS |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Sorcha Date: 20 Dec 00 - 11:26 AM "The United States Army regrets to inform you......." PAP smear. Mammogram. |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Hollowfox Date: 20 Dec 00 - 11:29 AM Ooops... |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Bill D Date: 20 Dec 00 - 11:31 AM "that part is back-ordered" |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Matt_R Date: 20 Dec 00 - 11:40 AM "Let's be friends." |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: catspaw49 Date: 20 Dec 00 - 11:43 AM "Hmmmm.......I'm afraid they should have repaired that mitral valve during the bypass." Spaw |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: GUEST Date: 20 Dec 00 - 11:45 AM "It's malignant" |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: MMario Date: 20 Dec 00 - 12:44 PM Error Occurred While Processing Request Error Diagnostic Information Error occurred while attempting to start service. Windows NT error number 1056 occurred. HTTP/1.0 200 OK Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2000 17:39:17 GMT Server: WebSitePro/2.5.4 Accept-ranges: bytes Content-type: text/html Expires: 0 Pragma: no-cache Cache-control: no-cache, no-store, must-revalidate
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Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Clinton Hammond2 Date: 20 Dec 00 - 01:04 PM Mudcat... |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: annamill Date: 20 Dec 00 - 01:16 PM "Patrick was born with a coarctation of the aorta, a main artery coming out of the heart." In deferance to WesleyS. I'm thinking of ya. Love, annamill |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: mousethief Date: 20 Dec 00 - 01:34 PM Re: kids ---Mom, make him stop doing that. ---The quarter grade doesn't matter because it doesn't show up on my transcript. ---We need to have a talk about your son.
Re: work
Re: spouse
Re: eating out
Re: the men in blue
Re: radio traffic reports Alex |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: voyager Date: 20 Dec 00 - 02:06 PM "you have the right to remain silent" |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Jeri Date: 20 Dec 00 - 02:09 PM I think what Wes heard is way beyone "not nice," and goes into the realm of terrifying. Annamill, thanks for remembering him. I hope little Patrick is doing better today. On death announcements, the hospital called at 2:30 in the morning to tell me my mother had passed. I knew before I picked up the phone - why else would anyone call at 2:30 AM? I remember wondering how long they were going to beat around the bush before they got to it. They didn't. They told me right away, then stayed on the phone in case I had any questions. They also told me her heart apparently just stopped when she was asleep - no pain, no struggle. It's thread creep I know, but these things are just as "not nice" to say as they are to hear, Crazy Eddie, you'd think those enlisted guys on Star Trek would have figured it out by the end of the first season. "No Captain, sorry. You're going to beam me down there and the alien monster that doesn't show up on scanners because he's immitating a rock is going to appear out of nowhere and suck my brains out. I'll scream, you'll all come running, but...nope, no way am I going down to that planet!" |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: CamiSu Date: 20 Dec 00 - 02:28 PM Oh Jeri! Here's a long hug! I'm so sorry, BUT I'm glad it seems that she did not suffer. (my Dad's passing was not so peaceful, so I know) And now I pray for you (and your mum and her next adventure) and Patrick. CamiSu |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Little Neophyte Date: 20 Dec 00 - 02:49 PM "I want to seperate" "your dad died" "your mom died" "sorry, I can't help you" |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: campfire Date: 20 Dec 00 - 03:15 PM "But..." campfire |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 20 Dec 00 - 03:15 PM "Don't panic"
"There's nothing to worry about but..."
"You're well enough to go back to work"
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Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Caitrin Date: 20 Dec 00 - 03:28 PM Re: school "What's not to get?" "It's not that hard!" "Due tomorrow." "Ecoute et repete, Catrine... Re: cars "It's the transmission." "Where's -this- go?" "Oops." Re: parents "Well, -life's- not fair." "When I say eleven, I mean -eleven-. Not 11:30, not 11:15..." "What were you -thinking-!?" You weren't. "You didn't forget the "How many times do I have to tell you...?" Re: Relationships "I have a girlfriend." "This just isn't working out." "I want to say I love you but I can't." "Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my bed?" Re: Space "I can't do that, Dave." |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: GUEST Date: 20 Dec 00 - 03:30 PM After sending in a beer sample to the state lab for certification - "Dear Sir, we're sorry to inform you that your horse has diabetes !" |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: SDShad Date: 20 Dec 00 - 04:23 PM "Here. Smell this." |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Rowana (at work) Date: 20 Dec 00 - 04:43 PM "We expect to achieve these staff reductions through attrition." (My REALLY big communications company merged with another company in June which resulted in a combined workforce of 260,000 people. The exec officers want less people. You KNOW that tens of thousands will not be retiring! Guess what happens next.) Hiding under my desk with 4 1/2 months until I'm pension eligible, Rowana |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Mickey191 Date: 20 Dec 00 - 04:54 PM Voice on phone,"Your Chimney's on fire." "You've got a flat." "I smell something burning" 'We'll only stay a few minutes." "I think it's broken" "oh, it won"t cost much." "Do you know how fast you were going?" |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Matt_R Date: 20 Dec 00 - 05:55 PM From school: (and I quote) "I strongly suggest you improve your drawing ability." "The scale of your large leterform is so big that it doesn't leave much left to do interesting things with in the interaction between the two letterforms. I would suggest reducing the scale and going back into the investigation searching for greater interest in these compositions. These compositions are thin in interest. Centering one letterform in two out of three also stagnates the composition. UNACCEPTABLE." Oh, the life of an graphic art student!
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Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Clinton Hammond2 Date: 20 Dec 00 - 06:03 PM I did this to a chum once while cleaing out a house we were moving into.. he was upstairs, I was in the basement... He heard my voice come up torugh the the floor... "Hey Ev... does this look like an egg-sack to you?!?" ;-) |
Subject: RE: Words that are NOT nice to hear? From: Melani Date: 20 Dec 00 - 06:06 PM "May I see your driver's license?" |
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