BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now

Subject: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: alison
Date: 16 Dec 01 - 09:34 PM

I've copied this from another thread.....

the 2002 mudcat nearly nude calendar is available now...... thanks to all the brave souls who contributed...

slainte

alison

Order your 2002 Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar!

Order the fun & tastefully provocative 2002 Mudcat Nearly Nude Calendar!

For only $10 (US) we'll e-mail a copy to you.
You can open it with the free Adobe Acrobat Reader available here.

For credit card orders, please call:
[phone]

Or send checks, money orders, or credit card info to:
The Mudcat Café
PO Box 3006
West Chester, PA 19381

Also, please send me (Jeff a.k.a. Pene Azul) a personal message or email me at [e-mail] and I'll make sure you receive it soon. If you PM me, make sure you include your email address.

Please specify US Letter (8.5 by 11 inch) or A4 (210 by 297mm) page format.

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well folks.....

here it is....... ready for you to order... $10... all proceeds to mudcat....

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Sorcha
Date: 16 Dec 01 - 09:37 PM

Preview? Trailers?? WHO??

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Joe Offer
Date: 16 Dec 01 - 09:44 PM

I got a preview copy last week. I must say this is a nice piece of work. Just believe me, Sorcha. You'll like it. Heck, you're IN it... -Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Dec 01 - 09:46 PM

If you go to the Member Photos and Info page via the quick links, you can click on that flipping bar thing. You can also see whose birthdays you forgot about.

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Sorcha
Date: 16 Dec 01 - 09:48 PM

Well, hell, Joe, I KNOW I'm in it! WHO else???? Max? Bert? MaryMac? You?

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Joe Offer
Date: 16 Dec 01 - 10:08 PM

Yes, Joe and his January bride grace the page for January. Nice touch, don't you think?
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Dec 01 - 10:56 PM

I can't wait to see whose bod Joe stuck his head on this year. (I'll have to wait...flippin' old-fashioned modem thing is taking forever.)

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Dec 01 - 11:07 PM

How do we know whether we need US Letter or A4 page format?

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Pene Azul
Date: 16 Dec 01 - 11:13 PM

Good point, Carol. US Letter is for 8.5 by 11 inch paper, and A4 is for 210 by 297mm paper.

Jeff

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Dec 01 - 11:14 PM

Joe, you prude! (Loved it.)
Alison, you are going to give a large man in Michigan a heart attack!!
Great photos this year, and we have some disgustingly good-looking folks around this place. I'm never, ever, EVER going to send in a photo now!

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: alison
Date: 17 Dec 01 - 12:56 AM

awwwww Jeri.... we NEED you

Sorcha has proved you CAN hide behind a fiddle!!

damn shame I couldn't persuade that large man in Michigan to send me a pic....... I'm sure I could have made up a nice composite.....*grin*

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Sorcha
Date: 17 Dec 01 - 01:23 AM

Jeri, SHAME on you!! If I can do it, you can too! (see those beer cans......?) Man in Michigan, YOU are a piker.....shame on your spud! You could have a least sent a pic of The Spud..........and I thought Max PROMISED one for this calender.......Max, you bad boy, you. I really expected a collage of Max, Bert, MaryMac, Pene (!!!!) and Joe........so, what happened???

Blue Penis, please check into this.............where is the Blue Penis????

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Big Mick
Date: 17 Dec 01 - 12:30 PM

Maybe next year...............

One problem is that I can't find a big enough spud.........Mick hauls ass for cover to avoid the flying vegetablesMick

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: alison
Date: 17 Dec 01 - 08:37 PM

yes Mick... we believe you....lol.....

so have you ordered one yet?

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Micca
Date: 17 Dec 01 - 08:51 PM

I have received mine!!! and WOW!!!! there are some very attractive Ladies in there,(you know who you are) and one or two old Fogies too, but you can skip those...

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Dec 01 - 10:07 PM

FOGIES!...speak for yourself, sirrah!....oh, you WERE!.....

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Micca
Date: 18 Dec 01 - 11:49 AM

actually, Bill I was, but you and Alan and Me would make a definition almost , and if you include Sables!! well , Ipso facto my case rests, but if you can look at some of the Ladies pics, and remain unmoved,, YOU ARE DEAD, mate,or past it at least,,,

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: alison
Date: 18 Dec 01 - 07:11 PM

Hurry, hurry, hurry......

have you forgotten to buy something for your loved one for Christmas?...... maybe they'd like a calendar.... *grin*

AKA

refresh

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: John P
Date: 20 Dec 01 - 08:52 PM

Great calendar, Alison.

CarolC, I think I'm in love . . .

John

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: alison
Date: 20 Dec 01 - 11:23 PM

you were in love with her accordion last year too........

lol

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Amergin
Date: 21 Dec 01 - 01:48 AM

of course...carol has a lovely accordion...just like you got a purdy bodhran, Jiggles...

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: gnu
Date: 21 Dec 01 - 04:10 PM

A Hran in the calendar again ? I may have to order one soon... is it the same Hran as last year or a new Hran ?

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: alison
Date: 21 Dec 01 - 11:17 PM

no bodhrans this year (send me yourself modelling one for next year gnu!!)....... I'm hiding behind a button concertina, and some very nice uilleann pipes....lol

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Amergin
Date: 21 Dec 01 - 11:25 PM

not a tin whistle? damn....

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: alison
Date: 21 Dec 01 - 11:28 PM

its a very small button concertina....lol

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Genie
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 05:44 AM

Well, given the way Micca manipulated his magnet bear last year, next year I might be able to pull of my shtick with 3 kazoos after all. And Alison could use a penny whistle and a harmonica ... Let's hear it for digital technology!

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 11:47 AM

Can't help but feel hurt that no one has commented on the size of my tankards.......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Genie
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 12:23 PM

Well, I noticed, Liz, and I'm envious!

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Sorcha
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 12:49 PM

Yes, I noticed! And I also noticed a N-word bratling---isn't that called Child P-word??? (chuckle--wouldn't want our cat showing up on THOSE sites now would we?)

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 01:21 PM

I'm wondering why nobody's noticed that I'm standing on one foot while playing an accordion. Not everybody can do that, you know. Maybe next year I'll have to juggle accordions or something.

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: John P
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 04:10 PM

I've been working on waltzing while playing the accordion, but I haven't tried it in the nude yet. Since I have a hurdy-gurdy in the calendar, I suppose we could make jokes about whatever turns my crank . . .

JP

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Genie
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 08:04 PM

Well, Carol, In a couple of pics that I did not use,*  I had my guitar turned upside down ( with the neck by my knees and the base by my chin -- not quite like you would hold a violin).  I like the kind of body coverage I got that way, but I doubt that I could have done very good chording and fingerpicking in that position!

Just how long can you play standing in the stork position, Carol?  That takes real talent!

Genie

*I didn't use them because they were not the best takes of my face; it had nothing to do with the guitar position.

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 08:21 PM

Just long enough to take a picture, Genie ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Sorcha
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 10:50 PM

Well, I can dance a jig while playing it, but I don't think I want to take a picture..........."things" would bounce and make the picture all blurry.

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Genie
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 11:41 PM

Well, Sorcha, my picture (at least the copy I sent Alison--- not the original digital file) ended up all blurry, anyway, and I was lying down!

Carol, if I lose a few pounds by next year, I may try your standing up instrument-playing pose, too--balance challenge and all. That's a neat picture of you, anyway!

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Dec 01 - 11:58 PM

Thanks Genie.

I haven't seen anyone else's picture yet. I'm waiting until after Christmas to order my copy.

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 12:08 AM

Haven't ordered mine yet. But I did get a preview from Micca. Luccky Gail stood still.

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 01:48 AM

I think you all look really nice. I'd love to be able to levitate my dulcimer the way Homeless does, or...maybe I don't have the right *equipment*!**BG** And, Allan and John both have really interesting looking *instruments*. BillD, I take it that is the famous basement from which you produce such magical volumes as that one which told women how to improve their bustlines? Stacks and stacks, man!! I think Micca is in his optimum environment when ala naturale...he looks so happy about it. All of you Udder Mudders look really lovely. Thanks, ya'll!!

kat

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 07:25 PM

It would be Child P... if we made money from it. As it is, getting her to keep clothes ON is the difficult bit.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 07:36 PM

yep, that's the place......ah,kat, my dear...all those dusty tomes, and you STILL have you eyes on the one that is of questionable merit...*grin*... I truly would hate to part with it, but 'perhaps' an inter-library loan?...we shall see.

(wouldn't it have made an interesting picture if that were what I was reading instead of Percy's Reliques?)

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Allan C.
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 07:46 PM

Glad to have peaked your interest, kat. I was just about to issue an apology for my photos. But yes, I suppose they are interesting and perhaps even funny in an oddly pathetic way...

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Sorcha
Date: 23 Dec 01 - 07:59 PM

Yes, Liz, I remember that part. The only way we could eat dinner in peace was for Kate (now 17!) to have her Nightly Naked in front of the fireplace.........she was very little then--3 mos or so. Couldn't even sit up yet. She would kill me if she knew I was telling this!

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Dec 01 - 02:15 AM

At 3 months it's cute, at 5 &3/4 it's starting to get worrying, especially when she starts dancing... we're thinking of installing a pole!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: GUEST,Sonja
Date: 27 Dec 01 - 09:53 PM

Kat,
I, too, have been marveling at how Homeless is keeping that dulcimer up! Pretty good trick. Homeless has a wonderful way of "wearing" his instruments, don't you think--like the bum-warmer banjo last year?

Sonja §;-)

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: GUEST,Mudcat Forever
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 11:08 PM

C'mon, folks. It's almost time for a new calendar. Mudcat needs your support, even if most of the folks in the calendar ain't wearin' none!

It's only $10 and well worth it, if only to support the cat!

MF

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 11:00 AM

I knew I shouldn't have done it, I'm putting you all off aren't I......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: WyoWoman
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 12:00 PM

I sent my check and am eagerly awaiting ...

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: Genie
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 04:43 PM

New Year's Resolution for Everyone:
"Support Your Local* Mudat"

*Or International

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: MMario
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 04:53 PM

Heck - it's worth the 10 bucks AND it supports the 'Cat. what more could one want?

Subject: RE: BS: 2002 Mudcat nearly nude calendar out now
From: WyoWoman
Date: 04 Jan 02 - 11:04 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I just got mine. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a complete hoot. Er ... hooters ... er ... big, honkin'autoharps ... er ...
Welp, anyways, it's truly, truly a sight to behold and I, for one, am proud to be among such colorful company. Sorry my photo is so colorless: it was taken at night in a hot springs and was pretty misty. I can see from comparing it with the rest o' youse that I shouldn't have been so modest in my cropping of the photo's borders. Lord knows no one ELSE was ...

Ok. Next year .... hmmm ... lessee ... maybe if I hold a piece of sheet music ...

ww