Is Morris dancing better than having sex

Subject: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Rasener
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:22 PM

Well is it?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Rasener
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:23 PM

bettr should be better

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:26 PM

Is there any reason you can't have both? "bettr" and "better", of course.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:27 PM

I rather suspect you have given the game away (Freud, Freud).

I managed only 5 spelling (no 6) errors in that first sentence!

Now, where are my clogs?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Rasener
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:27 PM

Do you mean whilst you are Morris Dancing?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:27 PM

"bettr" and "better" .................... yes please

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:29 PM

depends on the partner.








and the morris side.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Rasener
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:33 PM

Ruth you little devil :-)

Maybe instead of handkerchiefs it could be

Leap up and down and wave your knickers in the air!

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Leadfingers
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:44 PM

Well I have seen a few (Lady) morris dancers that I would seriously consider as partners , either for dancing , or anything else !

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: mrmoe
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:57 PM

no

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Wesley S
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:00 PM

Wouldn't it depend on how bad you are at sex?

Or is that the definition of a Morris dancer?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Acorn4
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:03 PM

Can't really imagine performing well with someone playing a melodeon in the background!

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Nick
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:04 PM

Isn't Morris Dancing to do with symbolically waving your private parts at someone else which means it at least has some similarities. Better though I think not.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Acorn4
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:20 PM

In which case, I suppose we ought to be aware of the dangers of 'unprotected' Morris dancing.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Ernest
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:21 PM

Q: "What is better: Morris dancing or sex?"

A: "Morris dancing!"

Q: "Why?"

A: "It`s more often...."

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:23 PM

No. There may be something better than sex but, if so, it's something God kept for Himself.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:24 PM

Thought this was a continuation of the llama thread . . . .

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:25 PM

more sex? Less Morris Dancing?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: JohnB
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:30 PM

No!
Morris dancing is the most fun you can have in public with your clothes on.
The only similarity would be that you end up all hot and sweaty at the end of both sports.
JohnB

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: lady penelope
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:32 PM

Naaaw... Ernest.... you have my sympathies...

Mind you there are those who combine elements of sex with morris dancing... The Prince Alberts for instance....

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Ernest
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:36 PM

and I am not even a dancer, Lady Penelope....

;0)
Ernest

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Rasener
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 02:15 PM

>>creamed spinach<<

Its lovely.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 02:26 PM

It depends on the goat . . .

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 02:36 PM

Goat ????

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 02:40 PM

Sheep surely but not goats?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Dave Earl
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 02:41 PM

NO

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Irene M
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 02:51 PM

Yes.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: GUEST,OLD - TIMER
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:10 PM

Whitch or who comes first or does it depend on a photo finish ?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:13 PM

At my age...yes, but what is Morris dancing? I assume it doesn't refer to my Cousin cutting a rug.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:25 PM

"what is Morris dancing?"

Oy! Talk about opening the floodgate . . . .

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: gnomad
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:31 PM

It has been known to last longer (and to be more frequent) but no, BWL has the right of it.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Waddon Pete
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:33 PM

....first find a Morris Minor Motor Car....

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:45 PM

With Whom?


A

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: TheSnail
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:45 PM

Breton Cap

Don't confuse Dwyle Funking with Morris Dancing; totally different experience.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Gurney
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:05 PM

Having practised both a little, no, I don't think so, generally.


Mind you, it does depend.
In prison, for instance, yes, it would be, for me.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:11 PM

You expect there will be a guy named Morris in prison?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: trevek
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:13 PM

Bizarre clothes, men with painted faces, bells, sticks, music, lot's of people doing it togther... The only difference is in Morris you stand up, isn't it?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: GUEST,MikeS.
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:36 PM

Darwin put it a lot better than I ever could, but doesn't all this have something to do with natural selection?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Rasener
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:55 PM

>>The only difference is in Morris you stand up, isn't it? <<

Would that be the knee trembling Morris Dancers then?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Betsy
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:55 PM

There was some famous author - who said you should try everything in life except Morris dancing and homosexuality.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:58 PM

Only if the sex is with the funny looking men that you're dancing with.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Acorn4
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 05:06 PM

I think the quote was from the orchestral conductor Sir Thomas Beecham who said you should experience everything except incest and Morris dancing.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: GUEST,MikeS.
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 05:10 PM

"Folk dancing and incest" - but who am I to split heirs?

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Jeri
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 05:31 PM

If it is, you're doing both wrong.

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Def Shepard
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 05:41 PM

"Would that be the knee trembling Morris Dancers then?"

The Knees Tremblers Morris? :-D

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Polite Guest
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 05:41 PM

In Southern Ontario, maybe:

Sure brings a smile

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Acorn4
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 06:45 PM

mmmm! I think this perhaps confirms my theory about a link between Morris dancing and the male menopause!

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Folkiedave
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 07:17 PM

Ruth Archer wrote

depends on the partner, and the morris side.

I would like to simply point out that such a statement is open to misinterpretation!! Or maybe she meant......no, surely not........

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Soldier boy
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 08:01 PM

Silly question put by a person with obvious 'morrisphobia'.

.....However many morris dancers are really 'FIT' and have lots of stamina and staying power...............with bells on!

Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex
From: Uncle Phil
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 08:19 PM

For Morris dancers or for straight guys?