BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 12:16 PM

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, Ebbie.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 01:12 PM

Hey, Chongo, how does "Swami Havabananananda" scan out? I live but to serve.

Re:   Not to keep beating on Laura Bush--she really seems to be quite a nice lady--but I did run across this, which may explain a lot.

CLICKY

Don Firth (aka Swami etc.)

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 02:44 PM

Well, Dick Cheny is no longer acting President, and the USA seems to be none the worse for his tenure. Or DID I miss all those proclamations he was going to proclaim (as prognosticated by BWL and others)? Or maybe you guys were just funning.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Alba
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 03:58 PM

Well I never thought I would see the day when I would say I was breathing easier now that King George is back on his throne (sitting on a fluffy cushion no doubt but on the Throne none the less!)
I know it was a case of one A'hole replacing another for two hours but hey....

So now it is time to get busy round the House. I shall bring my Comp back up from the cellar and start taking the Duct tape off my windows.

*Grin*

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 04:08 PM

Aw, shit. So Bush is still with us?

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 06:05 PM

282RA. I doff my donut to you, sir. Well done. Hilarious... sad for the truth of it, but hilarious. Thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 06:52 PM

First of all, good 'um, 282'zer...

Now accordin' to the Wes Ginny Slide Rule the polyp count is 5 down and 1 to go, the last one being Cheney himself...

I'd bet Bush goes to bed at night wishin' he had never heard of Dick Cheney... I know there's millions of other folks who feel the same way...

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 07:11 PM

Chongo, if given a two-hour tenure at the helm of America, would have accomplished more, I assure you...

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 07:33 PM

"Why are they doing this at Camp David instead of at Bethesda or Walter Reed? Are there better health care facilities there?"

They wouldn't dare to let ole shrub get into the hands of AMERICANS, Rap. It would destroy the aliens' master plan, if the medical profession found out how Cheney controls him.

It ain't Dicky boy's head up that arse, it's his hand!!!

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 08:27 PM

Well, gol danged, LH....

Of course Chongo would have accomplished more... Chongo has, ahhh, a friggin' brain... And it ain't no polyp implant brain but a real one...

Hey, who said that polyps is all that smart anyway... Hey, they chooze to live in poo... Does that make 'um Menza material???

Nevermind...

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 08:38 PM

Among other things removed, they finally found Jimmy Hoffa---and those elusive weapons of ass desruction.

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: GUEST,282RA
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 08:51 PM

The reason for the operation in the first place is that Tony Blair has left office and needs his nose back.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 01:00 AM

Well, on the same token, Canada would like Stephen Harper's tongue returned.

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Alba
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 12:53 PM

You know the title of this Thread has suddenly struck me as very accurate.
Cheney has indeed assumed that he has held the office of President since the get go! Just drop the vice and there you have it!!

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 02:17 PM

actual photo of Bush's colonoscopy proceure

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Alba
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 04:03 PM

I dare not click the link FP. shuuuuuudddddderrrrr

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: GUEST,Rich (Bodhránaí gan cookie)
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 05:48 PM

Maybe they put in a chip that'll allow him to lie in complete sentences now.

RIch

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: robomatic
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 07:32 PM

This thread belongs in the music section:


"Polyps, polyps who meet polyps..."

Subject: RE: BS: Cheney Assumes Presidency
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 07:34 PM

Would it rhymed with scallops.