James Taylor convert?

Subject: RE: James Taylor convert?
From: Slag
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 07:22 PM

Well Spaw, you've certainly dated yourself. Godfrey, the original insipid talk-show host, among other talents (didn't he used to try to sing? I mean, you know, between binges?)! If only Taylor smoked a hookah and could enunciate "A,E,I,O & U" with as much enthusiasm and tonal quality as the original Disney animation, why, with Carly's Cheshire smile.... New albumin! The Queen of Hearts! A little flat, you might say but certainly something to be dealt with!

Subject: RE: James Taylor convert?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 07 - 09:35 PM

You guys are just jealous, because Carly Simon has never shown even a flicker of interest in any of you and she never would. You don't fool me.

And, Spaw, at least spell the good doctor's name right! It's "Doctor Cojones". Porfirio Estancia De Los Gran Cojones. He was kicked out of the famed Pinche Cabron Clinic in Mexico City for his unorthodox procedures, but happily he found a new home at the NYCFTTS and the JTCFCB or whatever the hell the acronym is.

Subject: RE: James Taylor convert?
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Dec 07 - 01:09 PM

Ah get real Hawk.......Who the hell would want Carly Simon? She looks like Mick Jagger in drag. Actually, she looks more like Mick Jagger than Mick does himself. Funny how that works......Like how Winona Ryder is a bad looking copy with shorter hair of the lead singer for Crash Test Dummies.

Spaw

Subject: RE: James Taylor convert?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 07 - 03:19 PM

I have known some sick bastards, Spaw, but none of them could hold a candle to you! ;-) And they wouldn't want to either. It might cause the biggest explosion since the great Halifax disaster.

The Great Halifax Explosion


The main problem with Mick Jagger is that he isn't Carly Simon. If he was, he'd be 100% better and more delectable in every way. Same goes for what's-his-name and Winona Ryder, only more so.

Subject: RE: James Taylor convert?
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 01 Dec 07 - 07:25 PM

Wow, just goes to show you, eh?

I went to the website and was reminded of all the wonderful lyrics he's written that we DON'T get to hear on the radio, and how lovely his voice is... to me, anyway!

Mortician?! I think he looks like a real man who's lived a little, and has some stories to tell.

I am horribly paraphrasing here, but someone (Muhammad Ali?) said that if a man doesn't see the world differently at 50 than he did at 20, he's wasted 30 years.

Dani