Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 11 Jun 08 - 08:39 PM Looks like these blokes are trying to have the best of both worlds. |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Greycap Date: 11 Jun 08 - 08:47 PM No, it isn't. |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Nick, cookie lost Date: 11 Jun 08 - 09:42 PM I suppose it matters very much with whom one Moriss Dances! |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Michael Date: 12 Jun 08 - 12:40 AM "Getting Upstairs" followed by "Ladies Pleasure" (A very old joke from my dancing days, if I remember it correctly.) Mike. |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Barry Finn Date: 12 Jun 08 - 01:08 AM What's he doing to that nobby horse? Nobby? Barry |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Herga Kitty Date: 12 Jun 08 - 02:29 AM Michael - followed by Blue-Eyed Stranger, and Haste to the Wedding, IIRC.... Kitty |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST Date: 12 Jun 08 - 04:13 AM My advice to Les, who started this thread, is you really should try both and decide for yourself. Then you wouldn't have to ask. |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Rasener Date: 12 Jun 08 - 04:15 AM >>What's he doing to that nobby horse?<< It does look a bit suspicious. |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Trev Date: 12 Jun 08 - 04:20 AM Sex between morris dancers is great... if you get between the right morris dancers. |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Polite Guest Date: 12 Jun 08 - 04:29 AM Good heavens! |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: theleveller Date: 12 Jun 08 - 04:33 AM Are we talking about participating or watching here? |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Michael Date: 12 Jun 08 - 05:35 AM Not if it's a solo jig. (Bacca Pipes?) Mike |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Acorn4 Date: 12 Jun 08 - 07:04 AM Bee-dubya-ell :- Like the pic -brings new meaning to that old song "Dancing Cheek to Cheek", doesn't it? |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: JohnInKansas Date: 12 Jun 08 - 09:17 AM In the words of the esteemed philosopher: "It depends on how you define sex." or something like that - I'd think. (While it might be argued that it also depends on how you define Morris dancing, PLEASE don't anyone try to define Morris dancing for me. I don't believe I'd like being exposed to the details of deviant behavio(u)r of that extreme a sort.) John |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: Bill S from Adelaide Date: 12 Jun 08 - 09:36 AM These days, when I've been dancing I feel thoroughly f****d, must be the upright capers |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 12 Jun 08 - 09:57 AM That depends. Is there a fool involved? |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: rock chick Date: 12 Jun 08 - 01:21 PM Never tried the Morris dancing, but as for the other...too much information........ rc |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,North/South Annie Date: 12 Jun 08 - 05:49 PM RE Picture - Call themselves Morris Dancers - theres not one stick in sight! |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,North/South Annie Date: 12 Jun 08 - 05:51 PM Speaking as an ex-Morris dancer, I've never ended up on crutches after sex! |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: GUEST,Bill the sound Date: 12 Jun 08 - 09:13 PM It certainly is if you are doing it with other men. |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing bettr than having sex From: JohnB Date: 13 Jun 08 - 12:24 AM "I definitely did not have sex with that woman" Now Morris dancing with a mixed side is another thing. JohnB |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Date: 13 Jun 08 - 05:29 AM Definition of Morris Dancing The most common image of a Morris Dancer is that of a bearded, middle-aged man who likes the odd pint of ale or three before skipping around in white clothes and banging |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Date: 13 Jun 08 - 05:30 AM oops forgoat to paste the rest of it :-) sticks together with other similar men; while this image may appear to be true in many cases, there is an awful lot of skill that goes into Morris Dancing routines, often accompanied by musical instruments that are difficult to play, such as the accordion, pipe and tabor. |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Hawker Date: 13 Jun 08 - 05:52 AM The question states....... is Morris dancing better than having sex?.....I have never seen Morris dance so couldn't possibly comment. However, I saw Roger, Vic and several others (Trigg Morris and Tarka Morris) dance at Boscastle last night, If we are comparing the 2 passtimes, is watching dance on a par with voyeurism? Lucy |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Dick The Box Date: 13 Jun 08 - 06:07 AM I used to enjoy furry capers but there are too many brazilians these days....... |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Big Al Whittle Date: 13 Jun 08 - 06:31 AM We know a song about that, don't we children...... http://bigalwhittle.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/hairymary.mp3 |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Big Al Whittle Date: 13 Jun 08 - 06:32 AM oops sorry! http://bigalwhittle.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/hairymary.mp3 |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Date: 13 Jun 08 - 07:26 AM Whats hair got to do with Brazilians Al? And as for Dick the Box, what sort of name is that then? Anyway getting back to dancing and sex, what has a brazilian got to do with it? I am itching for an answer |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Hawker Date: 13 Jun 08 - 07:39 AM Villain, not wanting to split hairs, I think this may be the answer to your question................... From Wikipedia: Brazilian waxing refers to a removal of almost everything, front to back except for a thin strip of hair on the pubis.[1][4][5][6][8] An extreme form of bikini waxing, it involves a complete removal of hair from the buttocks and adjacent to the anus, perineum and vulva (labia majora and mons pubis).[9][10] Waxes that completely remove the pubic hair are known as a full Brazilian wax, full Bikini wax, Hollywood wax or the Sphinx.[1][5][6] While mainly associated with females, genital waxing also has a male clientèle.[11] The so called 'Full Brazilian waxing' is not particularly popular in Brazil, where it is sometimes considered extreme. For obvious reasons, there is no name or nickname for 'Brazilian waxing' in Brazil, since the English neologism was coined as a reference to the style or waxing technic used in the country. In Brazil 'waxing' is simply referred to as "depilacao", and has different names to distinguish both the area of the body where the waxing is performed as well as the amount of hair to be removed. The full Brazilian Wax is sometimes just refered as "complete groin".[9][12] The waxing style which leaves a small strip of hair is known in Brazil as cavado, a word that means "to miss peripheral material" and is also applied to small bikinis. In Portuguese, "to wax" is depilar, which means "to remove hair" regardless of the method.[13] OOooowwww! Now most of the Morris dancers I watched last night were bald......but that is probably a different issue!!!! LOL Brings a whole new meaning to waxing lyrical though! Lucy |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Date: 13 Jun 08 - 07:53 AM ouch, so thats why Dick the Box is not happy :-) |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Date: 13 Jun 08 - 07:59 AM Could that explain why Pele could never get an election. Its a bit rough for a brazilian me thinks. Just had a re listen to Al's Hairy Mary again and the lyrics make a lot more sense. You are truly a man of the world Al. I'll get me curlies |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Dick The Box Date: 13 Jun 08 - 08:22 AM For those who are curious about my handle (titter ye not) my name is Richard and I play the melodeon QED. I would like to point out that although I miss my furry capers (too much donkey shaving?), upright capers are no problem even at my advanced age..... |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Big Al Whittle Date: 13 Jun 08 - 08:52 AM My god, I wonder what Les thought it was about initially....... |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Date: 13 Jun 08 - 09:00 AM Well I thought it was about that sheep you keep in the garden Al. The one that keeps your grass down for you. |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: skarpi Date: 13 Jun 08 - 09:17 AM never seen or been on a morris dancing , I cant imagine that its better than sex . ATB Skarpi |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: GUEST,Betsy at work Date: 13 Jun 08 - 10:22 AM I think maybe Villain never finished off the Original Thread Title and had intended to write "Is Morris dancing better than having sex with a hedgehog " |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: TheSnail Date: 13 Jun 08 - 12:20 PM Well is it? |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Def Shepard Date: 13 Jun 08 - 01:11 PM Actually the finish of the title was while eating tomatoes |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Rasener Date: 13 Jun 08 - 01:52 PM LOL |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Greg B Date: 13 Jun 08 - 08:03 PM It's when she's calling for 'capers' while one is inclined to increase the tempo that it becomes a bit of a challenge... |
Subject: RE: Is Morris dancing better than having sex From: Kara Date: 14 Jun 08 - 05:53 AM I suppose it depends who you are doing it with??? |
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