Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: lady penelope Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:46 AM Bare with us Not long now Not yet dispatched New password required ( seems to happen far too frequently at work and I'm running out of memorable words/phrases ) "I've just used the last....." ( I know it'snot three words but... ) And on London Transport Public Address Systems...."We're experiencing delays....." TTFN M'Lady P. |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,gnomad (better try again) Date: 19 Jun 02 - 09:05 AM Cheque in post or you'll like this |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: C-flat Date: 19 Jun 02 - 09:38 AM Can we talk? |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 19 Jun 02 - 09:53 AM No toilet paper. |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 19 Jun 02 - 11:21 AM george w. bush |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: annamill Date: 19 Jun 02 - 12:50 PM Just trust me.... Right! |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Arkie Date: 19 Jun 02 - 12:51 PM You can't missit. |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario Date: 19 Jun 02 - 12:53 PM Do you think...? I've heard that..... The Mudcat's Down! |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Dead Horse Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:03 PM You're on next. It's your round. Pipe Returned False. |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Kim C Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:11 PM Can we talk? Want to help? (if you answer Yes to this, you end up getting the whole project dumped into your lap! Here's an idea. I've been thinking. Are you awake? What's for supper? Honey, guess what? It costs WHAT? Look at this. I broke something. The dog vomited. I'll check back. |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Charley Noble Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:32 PM I'm a singer-songwriter... I play banjo... I play concertina... |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:33 PM GUEST has arrived |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: AliUK Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:38 PM Have you finished? I won´t cum. This side up |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:43 PM get to work i fell out got a headache |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Catherine Jayne Date: 19 Jun 02 - 02:45 PM It wasn't me! Would I do......? Wait and see. You want what? I said what? Did you see....? |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: HuwG Date: 19 Jun 02 - 03:14 PM General Protection Failure as in, "Who is General Protection Failure, and why is he trying to read my hard disk ?" I'll play along Press for attention |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Kim C Date: 19 Jun 02 - 03:56 PM Read my lips. No new taxes. Touch my monkey. Sure, sing along. Bless your heart. |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 19 Jun 02 - 04:04 PM "Mahhh Ahhhh Meeeeeeeeee!!!!" (the pronunciation of "Mommy" when the child is either lost, injured, or interested in having Mommy buy the entire toy store) |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Just Amy Date: 19 Jun 02 - 04:28 PM I love this..... I'll have another another blonde joke (makes me run screaming)
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amergin Date: 19 Jun 02 - 05:44 PM a republican president... |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: ddw Date: 19 Jun 02 - 05:55 PM Your license, please I'm a cop Help is coming
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Herga Kitty Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:08 PM System memory low Where did I? Who am I? Who are you Did I really? |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: THE MAJOR Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:20 PM (Daughter on the phone to Mum) "I need Dad" |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Lanfranc Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:26 PM Could you just ..... ?
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: BanjoRay Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:37 PM Public Entertainment Licence (if that's what PEL stands for!) Cheers |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,outlawsinger Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:46 PM Wow! So many dreaded phrases. Someone should write some poetry out of these. Would you mind... |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Paul from Hull Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:55 PM STOP! Armed Police! (happily I speak NOT from personal experience in this case.....*G*) |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,kendall Date: 19 Jun 02 - 06:58 PM You are fired, Mike Wallace called |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:01 PM It's your turn.... Don't get upset..... I couldn't help..... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,kiwi Date: 19 Jun 02 - 07:36 PM Good onya mate! No worries mate.. Raewyn, you awake? (Aussie foreplay 1) brace yourself Raewyn.. (Aussie foreplay 2) I'm comin' in (A F 3) was that it?? (final response) |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Gray D Date: 19 Jun 02 - 08:08 PM "Darling, your wallet?" or "Dad, your wallet?" usually "Where's my wallet" (admittedly, there's one word missing there) |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Jun 02 - 10:58 PM George W. Bush James Tiberius Kirk Only in Canada... - LH
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Celtic Soul Date: 19 Jun 02 - 11:10 PM Ah, crap, MMario! You beat me to the punch! |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,SmashedFlat Date: 19 Jun 02 - 11:11 PM What's that smell? Did you tune? |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,SmashedFlat Date: 19 Jun 02 - 11:27 PM Oh, and.... I'm sorry, but...... |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Bobert Date: 19 Jun 02 - 11:29 PM Will, dangz, wears der bobberzt? Iz jus stopted en ta see ifenz he wanded me ta git any ting ad fer Dwedet Sprengz Stor and hez done lef the pudder own an youz'll be messin wid 3 dreated words and remintz me of a few mah ownseff. Will, Iz gonna triez out afew onya jus' ta see ifinz they okay wid ya an allz. Las Iren City? Shee Vetts Rulez! Retherz fir me. Gonna eat dat? Iz din'tz enhallz. Hay, Iz gettin pudry gud ad dis, ain Iz. Oh, I here der bobberzt. Donz knowbuddy teil hem Iz been hear, ya here? OK, one las won... God ta go...
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Tom Dowling Date: 20 Jun 02 - 12:15 AM ...long story short..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,Tom Dowling Date: 20 Jun 02 - 12:19 AM ...Assume the position. ...license and registration... ....where's the fire?
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: TeriLu Date: 20 Jun 02 - 12:31 AM dry clean only testing in progress |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Amos Date: 20 Jun 02 - 12:47 AM Boss wants ya. Not tonight, dear. Don't get it! Oh, shut up! Can if ahwanna Be very afraid... Latitudinal transvector polymorphism... I don't hafta! Congress passes law... New tax regulations! |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 02 - 01:21 AM A word please? (usually the boss) Let me just..... (It's never just, it always infernal) Although your work..... (softening up before the blow) S/he said you..... (putting the blame on someone else) Off the record..... (yeah, is it ever?) Have you done....? (I know you haven't or I wouldn't ask) Whilst I understand..... (meaning they don't) One more thing.... (and 17 others with it...) That your melodeon? Can I borrow? (guaranteed to bring fear and trembling into the hearts of both lender and audience alike) LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 02 - 01:40 AM Could be worse... (yeah, like I need that!) It doesn't matter (to you maybe.....) Why even bother? (Because if I didn't then who would, and nothing ever gets changed by not bothering). LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Chip2447 Date: 20 Jun 02 - 03:18 AM Not my fault
I'm not married
I'm almost eighteen
Sorry bout that
It'll never happen
Do you Mind?
Another Shatner Thread
Don't touch that(usually followed by a horrendous crash)
Your mother called
Internal Revenue Service
Are these poisonious?
"IT'S THE POLICE!!!" Chip2447
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: GUEST,mick /punch the horse Date: 20 Jun 02 - 06:17 AM "i've followed through" |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: VoxFox Date: 20 Jun 02 - 09:57 AM Are you busy? Hold this, please. Be right back. Just a second. |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: Kim C Date: 20 Jun 02 - 10:04 AM You'll know this. or Kim will know. Usually followed by someone asking me some ridiculous question that I really don't know the answer to, and I'm wondering why in the hell they ever thought to ask me in the first place. This is fun! |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: fat B****rd Date: 20 Jun 02 - 11:56 AM Told ya so |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 20 Jun 02 - 12:56 PM Back to work! |
Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: MMario Date: 20 Jun 02 - 01:10 PM bite your tongue!
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Subject: RE: BS: Three dreaded words... From: SharonA Date: 20 Jun 02 - 01:16 PM Okay... Bagghh thoo wurrgghh! |