BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Teresa
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:55 AM

Community service in exchange for government assistance? Not a bad idea, if it's worked right. I don't want to even try to go into it now, with my brain as fuzzy as it is at 3:50 am ... but maybe a modest try at a discussion later ... :)
Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 07:11 AM

hellooo, i pisssed now,, nbut in tsalkjm toom yoiiiu laterr.johnnnn.

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,Guest, Guest of 02:51
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 10:25 AM

I like jOhn...I like jOhn...however:

Are the last 2 posts by jOhn brilliant, as some have described his posts as being? I too like jOhn's wit, when he is sober (if in fact he has been drinking when he "types" some of his messages). I understand that he might have a drinking problem and made a New Year's resolution to cut down on the alcoholic drinks. I just don't think encouraging posts like the last two are helpful to him, if they are the result of too much drink. jOhn, your wit will remain sans the alchohol.

jOhn, please take this as it is intended. I think most people do like you (I do) and your posts (some of them). You are a Mudcat staple. If your typing is intentional and "tongue in cheek" that is fine, but if it is because you've had a pint more Guinness than you should have, you can bet that it will elicit those "crank" replies to your threads.

This reply is from someone who gave up drinking because of some of the foolish things done while inebriated.

Also, there are probably some typos and grammatical errors in this post (this is just a forum on the Internet, right?) and you are welcome to point them out.

jOhn, some of your typing and grammar skills are excellent and some, as exemplified by the last two, are not. Your mistyped posts may be funny to us, but probably not for you, if derived from too much alcohol. Sometimes you type and "sumtyme yu "tipe"

If you are the "Foster Brooks" of Mudcat and a comedian, then you have made your mark and fooled many of the rest of us. If you type in an alcoholic stupor, then please cut down on the drinking so we can have you and your wit around for many years to come.

I know, I have no right to judge you and I will never reply to another one of your posts if you tell me I am not welcome to respond. I respect you that much.

I like jOhn from Hull, I like jOhn……… one hundred times!

Guest of 02:51   (Am I forgiven Auntie Sorchy? My back is killin me!)

Quote: "Now, listen, Guest of 02:51 PM don't go picking my friend jOhn! He is way cool, and I like him! Don't get Auntie Scorhy on your back."

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 03:44 AM

Hic

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Bobjack
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 04:04 AM

Morning Harpmaker,
                Is it really that small? Ps: your babies are safe.

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 04:19 AM

Penisimo...

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 07:33 AM

Don't worry Harpy - if you can pee standing up and still manage to miss your shoes, then you don't have anything to worry about. Anyway you sound like the sort of person who can rise to a challenge.

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: harpmaker
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 08:43 AM

Do you think I should change my handle to little willy!?

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Bobjack
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 08:59 AM

How about Mr Tripod? NOT!

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 09:17 AM

To whom it may concern, the killer raffle ticket in the LoughStock11 draw was held by catsPHiddle. In a field of nearly 400 tickets, the winner was...................   9!

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 08:43 AM

We thought you were sailing in the curry ship jOhn, congratulations let us know what U won.

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 10:51 AM

jOhn - now that you're a superhero, do you have to wear your underpants on the outside ?

Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 11:03 AM

With or without curry stains ?