BS: Strange sexual practices

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 08:05 PM

truck drivers eat one of THESE? On a stick? Covered with chocolate?

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 08:09 PM

oh, I should have known but why is it not for girls?

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 08:52 PM

Well, It's not the actual dog itself, but something the dog produces - you only THINK it's covered in chocolate... and somehow, I think that's likely only a guy thing... if you read the wrapper closely it says "M Gibbon Productions".... and that certainly IS one of the weirder 'Strange sexual practices' I have, if you pardon the expression, come across....

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 04:47 AM

Was that the dog the drunk was sick over in a bar? [self punctuating sentence]
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: GUEST,Martian Gibbon
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 04:59 AM

I seem to recall being in bed once with my hot water bottle and it leaked.

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: MBSLynne
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 02:09 PM

Guest MBS.....I don't believe you!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: MBSLynne
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 02:10 PM

Not that way anyway.....surely???

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 02:21 PM

A Mars a day, helps you work, rest, and have it away!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: GUEST,MBS
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 03:16 PM

Sorry Lynne but its true.I enjoy my sex life.

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 03:44 PM

Tears running down my face -- gotta go to the bathroom. If you ever tell my kids I read the stuff in this thread I'll call you a liar.

Shakespeare, thou shouldst be living at this hour. Beats your ("Look for me tomorrow and you'll find me a grave man.") all hollow.
   Tw

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: GUEST,grave little digger
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 08:14 PM

One night as I was wandering, the graveyard along
alistenin to the little bards, their pleasant laughing song
three mounted bodies did i find
Foolestroupe, Giok and BillD
We've died and we've surrendered said
the wild Colonial three....

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Sep 04 - 09:00 PM

in the face of poetry like that, even McGonnigle would surrender!

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 04:58 AM

Stuffed and mounted, post mortem I hope!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: GUEST,graveyard digger
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 06:01 AM

Last night after working in the graveyard I had to get up and walk around, I was feeling a little stiff.

Little digger

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: MBSLynne
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 07:36 AM

Yes, Guest MBS, I can see that you do! So do I, but it doesn't usually involve chocolate. That's a whole separate sensual experience! And a lot depends on which end of the mars bar you are at, I think! Or which end of you the mars bar is at.........

Since you can't possibly be who I thought you were, and you are MBS....who are you??

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: GUEST,MBS.
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 07:59 AM

Thats for me too know and you to find out Lynne???????.See you at the reunion in February.

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: MBSLynne
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 10:58 AM

That's not fair! At least tell me if you are male or female?

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: GUEST,MBS
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 11:35 AM

Yes it is!.Patience is a virtue.

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 02:56 PM

mmmmmmpost 69

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 03:03 PM

Don't forget to brush your teeth afterwards. ;~)
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 03:29 PM

It's alright, there was some cotton 'floss' provided!

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: MBSLynne
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 03:44 PM

I've never been noted for virtuousness!

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 03:53 PM

I lost my virtuosity as quickly as I could.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 04:44 PM

Anyone having sex with Martin Gibson is involved in a strange sexual practice.

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 04:49 PM

Notice you don't use a name GUEST so assume you are the one involved with Martin and have first hand experience as you present as if you know what you are talking about.

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Charley Noble
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 05:00 PM

The boys always called her "cementary" because she liked to lay in graves.

Cheerily,
Charley Ignoble

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Joe_F
Date: 19 Sep 04 - 05:41 PM

She was only a gravedigger's daughter, but she liked lying under the sod.

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Joe_F
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 04:36 PM

Some years ago, some deep-sea researchers published in _Science_ an account (with pictures -- they had taken movies) of a sexual encounter between two octopuses. They were both male, and of different species. I doubt if it counts as flagellation, tho.

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 06:07 PM

They both had tentacles then?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 07:13 PM

Has anyone ever seen an octopus "getting it's legs over"?

Subject: RE: BS: Strange sexual practices
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android
Date: 20 Sep 04 - 07:25 PM

Have you ever seen an octopus trying to remove the kilt from a set of bagpipes?