BS: Boobs or bottoms

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:16 PM

*snicker*

That's one way to appreciate them.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: mack/misophist
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:17 PM

Beautiful faces are vastly over rated; too many have nothing behind the smile. An ordinary face with character is nice, though.

This thread reminds me of Socrate's fameous defense of the hetaira, Phyrne. All he did was lower the top of her robe.

"I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me a nice ass!"   (what Patric Henry actually meant to say)

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:21 PM

"Well, my friend, we know what we both like: a nice big piece of ass..."
    ~ Theodore Gericault in a letter to Eugene Delacroix


--a little bit of art history trivia that squatted in my grey matter and won't go away.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,mummy's boy
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:28 PM

Bums spell of poo..

Titties smell all nice and mumsy and talcum powdery

Some old ladies front bottoms smell of new lightbulbs

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:31 PM

And that's what I like about the South!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 09:38 PM

. . . he said, licking his chops.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:21 PM

w oo w oo w w w

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Justa Picker
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 10:27 PM

Men: 9 months to get out; the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:24 AM

For those still making up their mind . . . . nice car!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,18
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:40 AM

A slippery moist clitoris, every time!



Beautifull.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 12:41 AM

A very clean dirty girl.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:01 AM

Uh huh!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:07 AM

Take your pick (if your hand is steady enough)!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,lizzie lyon
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:16 AM

A gspot fur me
A g spot fur me
If youre no a g-spot
You're no good tae me

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:24 AM

.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:29 AM

Keriste, Cluin, check my shorts!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:30 AM

(I knew you were a dirty old man, brucie)

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,brenda
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:43 AM

G    .

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:14 AM

Mack -

There's no such thing as an "ordinary face" on a woman, if there's a smile and something behind it. Without the face, the rest doesn't merit much more than a glance (albeit an appreciative one sometimes).

Both Gerome and Siemeradzky painted very lovely pictures of "Phryne before the Areopagus" but they both showed he lowered the top of her gown a long way down. (Siemeradzky's is the better one - IMO.)Are those not "historically accurate," do you suppose?

John

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 06:23 AM

  W OO W OO W W W
  

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: kendall
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 02:30 PM

Help! Jacqui read my post and locked me in the cellar again. The only "boob" down here is me.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:11 PM

You'd think you'd've learnt by now Kendall!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:17 PM

Yeees Bye ! Make a spare key the next time your loose from the cellar.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: kendall
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:40 PM

But, she nails the door shut...

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:48 PM

And he STILL gets out! I am really going to have to have a rethink here....

There's always the garden shed, and it's just started snowing....

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM

Boobs boobs boobs - to snuggle up too, kiss and lick, what a perfect world

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 05:16 PM

Sooo, hide the hammer. Improvise. Or do you like being punished? Naughty boy.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: LilyFestre
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 07:54 PM

LOL....funny thread! I'm with CatsPHiddle on this one....I like thighs....strong, muscular thighs! *G*

Michelle

PS. There's so much more that makes a body attractive to me but since we are talking physical stuff....it's the eyes and the thighs!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: kendall
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:02 PM

Seriously, I think the most beautiful form in all of nature is the bosom of an attractive woman.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Klink
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:10 PM

Just had a hard day at the orifice.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:19 PM

What's that you said? A hard WHAT! at the orifice?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Big Mick
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:24 PM

To answer the original question: Yes.

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: allanwill
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 08:34 PM

Someone once asked why men get so excited over two lumps of fat with a bit of gristle on top.

Allan

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Terry K
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 05:09 AM

her legs are not the only thing I like but they go a long way towards it

boom boom

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 05:31 AM

alinact -

One prominent "mental therapist" who's name I don't recall remarked on not being able to understand why men get so excited over "what basically is an overdeveloped sweat gland."

All I can comment is that in this case I'm very much in favor of the development, and I've often seen it very nicely done. I see no negative environmental impact, and many positive societal benefits in most cases. While many instances could likely benefit from my close and personal examination of the underlying structural bases, and fuller exploration of the fundamental design integrity, the achievement of the individual artists merits and receives my respect and appreciation.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: gnu
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 06:05 AM

Sooo, you like tits.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 07:17 AM

( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) ( @ Y @ ) !

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: kendall
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 08:05 AM

If you want to get down to the makeup of a boob and call it a lump of fat, let's consider how much money and time is wasted on a growth of dead protein sticking out of your head.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 06:14 PM

Kendall are we talking top of head or bottom of head?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Ass
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 06:52 PM

Fundamentally...

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: beardedbruce
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 07:04 PM

Mick is, of course, correct in his answer.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,888
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 09:18 PM

Love those Swedish sites.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: LadyJean
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 11:24 PM

I do like to see a man with nice, firm, well formed buns.
I do not like to see a man with boobs.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 07:34 AM

U U ( @ Y @ ) ! U U ( @ Y @ ) ! U U ! U U ! U U !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 09:47 AM

"The female body, even at its best, is very defective in form; it has harsh curves and very clumsily distributed masses; compared to it the average milk-jug, or even cuspidor, is a thing of intelligent and gratifying design.... Below the neck by the bow and below the waist astern are two masses that simply refuse to fit into a balanced composition. Viewed from the side, a woman presents an exaggerated S bisected by an imperfect straight line, and so she inevitably suggests a drunken dollar-mark." -- H. L. Mencken, _In Defense of Women_ (1922)

*

First mouse: "Hey, look at the ass on that female over there." Second mouse: "Doesn't do anything for me -- I'm a titmouse."

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: Worse is one kind of different. :||

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Micca
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 12:48 PM

This reminds one of the line in "the Rose of Allandale"

" One Maidenform withstood the storm..." obviously a Valkeries bra

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:00 PM

You don't want to be dragging opera into this. There, you meet someone, fall in love within a few seconds, sing about it alot and then one of the following will happen.

They turn out to be you long lost brother/sister.

They're about to be sent to to the army/a nunnery etc.

They turn out to be a God playing silly buggers.

They turn out to be a member of the same sex as you, playing silly buggers.

They're a normal person, except some God, witch, etc is plying silly buggers with them.


Unless of course, one of the above happens to you instead....

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:06 PM

No point falling in love with boobs or bottoms. There is more to female people than that. (Well, more to MOST female people than that.) If there isn't, the union will fall apart when gravity takes its toll--as gravity always does.

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:08 PM

But to return the thread to the gutter, where it belongs.

BTW, did anyone read the first sentance in this thread?

Springs here and my eyes won't look where they are told.

Spring is here? Could have fooled me...
And eyes not looking where they're told, isn't that a year round problem?

Subject: RE: BS: Boobs or bottoms
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM

Except Summer when sunglasses will cover a mulitude of sins...
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