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BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau

Leadfingers 15 Jun 05 - 04:01 PM
John MacKenzie 15 Jun 05 - 04:27 PM
PoohBear 15 Jun 05 - 04:31 PM
jacqui.c 15 Jun 05 - 04:42 PM
artbrooks 15 Jun 05 - 04:53 PM
Liz the Squeak 15 Jun 05 - 05:04 PM
MBSLynne 15 Jun 05 - 05:15 PM
alanabit 15 Jun 05 - 05:17 PM
Catherine Jayne 15 Jun 05 - 05:24 PM
Leadfingers 15 Jun 05 - 05:29 PM
Rapparee 15 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM
Liz the Squeak 15 Jun 05 - 06:00 PM
artbrooks 15 Jun 05 - 06:38 PM
PoppaGator 15 Jun 05 - 07:13 PM
gnu 15 Jun 05 - 07:35 PM
Liz the Squeak 15 Jun 05 - 08:29 PM
Rapparee 15 Jun 05 - 08:50 PM
Shanghaiceltic 16 Jun 05 - 01:05 AM
Shanghaiceltic 16 Jun 05 - 01:09 AM
Shanghaiceltic 16 Jun 05 - 01:09 AM
GUEST,MMario 16 Jun 05 - 09:23 AM
Liz the Squeak 16 Jun 05 - 12:47 PM
GUEST 16 Jun 05 - 01:00 PM
Rapparee 16 Jun 05 - 02:24 PM
Stilly River Sage 16 Jun 05 - 03:10 PM
jacqui.c 16 Jun 05 - 03:55 PM
Shanghaiceltic 16 Jun 05 - 07:26 PM
SINSULL 16 Jun 05 - 07:55 PM
jacqui.c 16 Jun 05 - 09:42 PM
Rapparee 16 Jun 05 - 10:45 PM
Liz the Squeak 17 Jun 05 - 01:06 AM
Matt_R 17 Jun 05 - 03:38 AM
MBSLynne 17 Jun 05 - 05:26 AM
beardedbruce 17 Jun 05 - 06:20 AM
jacqui.c 17 Jun 05 - 07:39 AM
GUEST,MMario 17 Jun 05 - 08:28 AM
ranger1 17 Jun 05 - 08:57 AM
GUEST,SINSULL 17 Jun 05 - 08:58 AM
Rapparee 17 Jun 05 - 09:25 AM
GUEST,Charley Ignoble 17 Jun 05 - 09:33 AM
GUEST,MMario 17 Jun 05 - 09:37 AM
GUEST,SINSULL 17 Jun 05 - 02:53 PM
Rapparee 17 Jun 05 - 03:02 PM
Liz the Squeak 17 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM
Leadfingers 17 Jun 05 - 08:06 PM
Rapparee 17 Jun 05 - 08:47 PM
Shanghaiceltic 17 Jun 05 - 09:30 PM
Tinker 17 Jun 05 - 11:32 PM
Sorcha 18 Jun 05 - 12:17 AM
Troll 18 Jun 05 - 12:33 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:01 PM

Jello wrestling ? Not for me thanks . I'll just sit here with a pint until the session gets started .


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:27 PM

Set in your ways huh? You looked a bit wobbly last time I saw you.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: PoohBear
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:31 PM

Time for a little smackerel of something before the session starts? How about a little of this homemade clover honey mead I brought? And a fresh brownie with pecans? Help yourself. . . I'll just put the guitar case in the corner and curl up with one of the cats. . .
PB


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:42 PM

Yes Doug, but we're not too sure which piece you love. :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: artbrooks
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 04:53 PM

Get him in the Jello Pit and see which piece he grabs.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:04 PM

Pass me a bucket of something alcoholic - it's been a baaaaaaaaaaaad day!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: MBSLynne
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:15 PM

The shag pile may have BEEN a carpet....now it's something far more interesting......


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: alanabit
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:17 PM

Put me in the corner away from Liz and Rapaire until they have had enough of the hostelry's finest that I can no longer inadvertantly get on the wrong side of them. Now, Leadfingers, are you going to unpack those instruments or am I going to have to start the noise myself? I'll have a nice pint of bitter and begin to put the world to rights with Don while you are making your mind up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:24 PM

Yep the shag pile is interesting!!

c(_) fill me up with something long and cool!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:29 PM

OK - Start quetly , Mandolins in tune so how's about the Maidenhead waltz set to start with ? Swedish Waltz in Em into Fanny Power in G .


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM

Done! Now gimme something GOOD: Sheep Dip, maybe. Or Talisker. Or Glenmorangerie. Or Knob Creek. Or Bookers. Anything except my brother's wine -- La Bonne Merde (and I ain't kidding, that's Ye Olde Familye Labele).


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 06:00 PM

Bucket empty. Bring more.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: artbrooks
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 06:38 PM

Ahhhh-so many tippers, so little....appreciation. If Terry is getting out the mandolin rather than the banjo, I'll leave the bodhran in its case for a while. Shakey egg, anyone? And can I have another Mackesson XXX? Maybe in that bucket Liz was mentioning?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: PoppaGator
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:13 PM

Carpet, I believe, is either shag or pile. So whatever "shag pile" might exist in this virtual space must be something else again, probably a very interesting development indeed.

Gimme a big pint glass, a bucket of ice, a bottle of Black Bush, and a six-pack of good strong Jamaican ginger beer ~ I'll mix my own drinks. And not every drink will necessarily be mixed; I'll probably start with a shot or two neat, just to get primed and ready.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 07:35 PM

Well now. What tunes are on the go anyway? I brought me Rhan. And, I don't beat... I play. So, fire me up a mug of Turkey Turd Beer and let's get at it!. What's ye all what to sing?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:29 PM

Just make it quiet... must drink beer.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 05 - 08:50 PM

Barrett's Privateers.

And I want everyone, including Gluon and the Giant Squid, in on the chorus. Muy, muy, fortissimo, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:05 AM

Can I just have the slops out of the trays, bit short of sach this week :-)

Now I can sit nude at the bar again cos there aint no mozzies here---------> Artists impression (_l_)
                           /--\
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I dare not draw the front view!!! can't find a font small enough!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:09 AM

Sorry it all got screwed to the left, or right

                  
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                  /----\
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:09 AM

I give up, had too many from the slops tray!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 09:23 AM

everythigns going blurry - my caffeinne level must be falling too low!

quick beerkeep, some black stuff!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 12:47 PM

WOMAN NEED FOOD!!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 01:00 PM

chocolate?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 02:24 PM

Sceltic, doesn't it get uncomfortable sitting on the point of those triangles?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 03:10 PM

Jacqui, the dogs didn't go missing--they're out in the tavern yard playing in the sprinkler. That looks good.

Sage walks out the Texas door with beer in hand, picks up a plastic lawn chair and takes it over to the edge of the spray from the sprinkler. Toes extended into the cool water attract the attention of romping dogs, who pause to offer a friendly toe-nibble and to receive a scratch behind the ear before resuming play.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 03:55 PM

Knowing Seamus he'sprobably sitting ON the sprinkler!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 07:26 PM

get him to sit on a bottle of Budwieser, pretty much the same as water, only a tad colder.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 07:55 PM

That damn squid is back? Last I saw he had been sweet and soured in a Jell-o pit full of honey.

Seamus, get your cold wet nose out of that cat's butt! It's not Alice and this one may ( "YELP!!!!!") nevermind. Jacqui, got some Neosporin?

I'll have a slightly chilled Pinot Grigio and some banjo music.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 09:42 PM

Well, if Seamus will put his nose in the vicinity of Ed's backside he deserves everything he gets.

More chardonnay please - just packed the motorhome for a bluegrass festival tomorrow - a whole weekend with lots of banjos........


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 05 - 10:45 PM

Fencing is over for the summer! And no casualties! Gimme a bloody Mary to celebrate -- type O, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 01:06 AM

Ah.... after the consumption of half a box of 'After Eight' chocolate mints and the destruction of a large pan of veggie stew, I am, as you see, returned to my former erudite, witty and gorgeous self.

Line 'em up, bar keep, this round is on me!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Matt_R
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 03:38 AM

Gimme something to keep me awake!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: MBSLynne
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 05:26 AM

**I'M A BROKEN MAN ON A HALIFAX PIER........THE LAST OF BARRETT'S PRIIIVAAAATEEEEEEEERS***


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: beardedbruce
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 06:20 AM

Where do you want me to put the 80 pounds of crystalized ginger?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: jacqui.c
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 07:39 AM

Right down here beside me please - I'll make sure it goes to a good home.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:28 AM

jacqui.jacqui,jacqui! Don't just sit there clutching the ginger to you; OPEN THE DAMN PACKAGE!

Matt- how about a tripple shot of expresso? Or some chocolate covered expresso beans?


We fired our guns, shed no tears.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: ranger1
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:57 AM

I've slipped in for a few minutes before I go to work. How's about some hot cocoa with lots of whipped cream? It's going to be another soggy day in the field for this little ranger. I may NEED some of that ginger, jacqui. Will you share?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,SINSULL
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:58 AM

I am A+, Rapaire. Sorry I can't help.
Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:25 AM

Type O -- "universal donor." I'm an A+ myself; my blood type is reflective of my worth and my grade point average....

GOD DAMN THEM ALL! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,Charley Ignoble
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:33 AM

There once was a lady named Ginger,
Whose feminine gender did injure;
She settled down on a stool,
To much redicule,
The stool being upside down...

I'll have a Jack Daniels with cider.

Cheerily,
Charley Ignoble


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:37 AM

It's been six years since we sailed away,
And I just made Halifax yesterday.
*

Pass some more of that ginger, will you?

Made a ginger pudding last night for dessert. Delicious.






regardless of what the women say - it WAS NOT because we refused to ask for directions!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: GUEST,SINSULL
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 02:53 PM

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier...somebody fix the broken man......a drink. And make mine JD on the rocks with a twist.

Seamus! Stay away from that damn squid! You'll stink to high heaven and my car already smells like wet dog.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 03:02 PM

...She was broad and fat and loose in the stays... I think I went out with her when I was in college....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM

Ranger - is the ginger for internal or external application?.. I hear external works well on racehorses.....

Rap... I don't remember you.... but then I never went to college!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Leadfingers
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:06 PM

The Hell With The Bloody Ginger !!! I came in for a drink and a few tunes !!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:47 PM

'Nother single malt 'n' coke, please.

...Oh, Alferd Packer, you'll surely go to hell
While all the others starved to death
You dined a bit too well...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:30 PM

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. More slops and dregs please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Tinker
Date: 17 Jun 05 - 11:32 PM

SINS, I need a Jameson's fast. A stray lady stopped by to tell us the statue in the Godess garden was posed for by her Grannie (Rest her soul). She asked about buying it, but as she lives on The Upper Westside I'm not sure where she'd put it.... So now I know it's somebody's naked Grannie frolicking in my back yard.

Make it a double.

Tinker


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Sorcha
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 12:17 AM

Ay Up here! Just gimmie a beer! Terry, just let me get maggie out of the case...what is first song? Semaus! BACK OFF! NO butt sniffing, OK?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Nouveau
From: Troll
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 12:33 AM

Barkeep, a flagon of your best Diet Pepsi over ice.

Hullo, Liz. How's the squid? Don, Sorcha. MMario, when did they let you out?

troll


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