BS: Women's euphemisms for 'penis'

Subject: RE: BS: Women's euphemisms for 'penis'
From: Teresa
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 10:08 PM

Well, I've heard some pretty lusty, raunchy conversations among women, I'll tell you. I do agree with some of the other gals on here: there seems to be a different quality about the discussion, at least compared to what I *think* men talk about.

As far as I know, I think of men discussing cup size, penis size, and other specific aspects of the body.

Women, in my experience, tend to discuss concepts more than parts, as in: "I just bet I know what you were doing." It seems to me that even though the discussion is very suggestive, there's still some room for the imagination to fill in the blanks (which probably makes such a conversation even more graphic).

I really haven't heard many alternative terms for penis. dick, cock, willie,all the usual names.

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Women's euphemisms for 'penis'
From: GUEST,HILDA FISH
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 10:30 PM

I've just come back from up north and while up there I met one of my sons and his wife as I was walking along the main street of a small town. Forgot they were there!!! I was delighted and sat down with them. They looked beautiful, particularly radiant, and I said so. They advised me that they had just had wonderful news. They were expecting their third child - 7 weeks pregnant. They already have the just turned two year old, and the just turned one year old, both boys. I said, "jeez, you don't waste time" and my daughter in law said "Nah, I don't but it's his old bloke that's been extra busy". Another daughter in law has just had her third girl, all pretty close together. She said, "His loaded gun don't waste time and don't shoot blanks". What can you say? So there you go, Old Bloke and Loaded Gun.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's euphemisms for 'penis'
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 10:51 PM

I recall seeing a televised debate years ago from a rather austere English university which I cannot now name. Germaine Greer was debating a panel and at one point said something to the effect of : Little Suzy finds out at the age of five that little boys can simply stand and pee at the edge of the woods while on family outings in the country... at that moment, from the gallery, a voice asked, "Is that why they call them picknickers then ?"

Subject: RE: BS: Women's euphemisms for 'penis'
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 11:42 AM

My great big heaving nob.

Subject: RE: BS: Women's euphemisms for 'penis'
From: GUEST,Rufio
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 04:42 PM

"His Majesty"

Subject: RE: BS: Women's euphemisms for 'penis'
From: Peace
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 04:44 PM

"My great big heaving nob."

Wheel barrow to get it around, then?

Subject: RE: BS: Women's euphemisms for 'penis'
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 02:35 PM

In my youth, I used to meet my Mother in the local ladies' salon on the odd occasion. Once I was old enough to understand the conversation, I was shocked - my Mother certainly didn't talk about such things... and I'm not sure whether the conversation was toned up or down for my benefit...

In my adult life, however, the most frequent comment has probably been - "not that...again!"