What if it never happened?

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Musket
Date: 15 Apr 15 - 07:52 AM

So I thought I would leave by the M62
To St Helens by the old M6
But the queue past Warrington pissed me off
Cos they coned it off just for kicks



Your turn

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 15 Apr 15 - 09:44 AM

Oh fare thee well, Paddy's Wigwam and the Kop
When I return United we will goad
It's not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves me
But the roadworks on the East Lancs Road

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: GUEST,M
Date: 15 Apr 15 - 11:45 AM

What if my milkshake didn't bring all the boys to the yard, but instead sent them to the infirmary?

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Musket
Date: 15 Apr 15 - 11:50 AM

I have bought a rusty old transit van
Taxed and tested, or so they say,
And I know it's going to be a long long time
Till I get the gears in play

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 15 Apr 15 - 12:18 PM

Well the East Lancs Road is an owld death trap
Hair-raising right to Salford, quite a ride
My old transit van, that rusty old tin can
Puts the fear of God in anyone inside

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Apr 15 - 01:46 PM

If we still used Roman numerals, would it have challenged some song writers and limited the use of numbers in lyrics?

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 15 Apr 15 - 03:06 PM

Hmmm.
"Get your kicks on route LXVI"
RtS

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Apr 15 - 03:12 PM

:)

XCIX bottles of beer my friend...

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Apr 15 - 03:15 PM

And, cry XCVI tears

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 15 Apr 15 - 04:05 PM

You trumped us all, Roger! :-)

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 16 Apr 15 - 04:56 AM

If the Arabs hadn't invented the zero:
"Something less than one compares 2 U"

RtS

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Musket
Date: 16 Apr 15 - 09:49 AM

It's not the leaving of Liverpool that grieves Stevie Gerrard
But that they are worse now than when he started.

(Just about scans so Steve can join in...)
😎

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 17 Apr 15 - 08:48 AM

Yebbut two great Jordans now grace the Reds
Daniel, Joe, Raheem and Phil the genius too
There's no leaving of Liverpool for any of them
So start grieving if you back Man U

Subject: RE: What if it never happened?
From: Musket
Date: 17 Apr 15 - 09:32 AM

I have signed on a couple of foreigners
To make Anfield roar once more
But the Saturday traffic on The East Lancs Road,
Is to Salford to watch Rooney score.



Writes itself, this bugger..