BS: Busier than a ???? jokes

Subject: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Dickey
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 10:54 PM

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There are 489361 busier than a whatever jokes, the oldest one probably being "busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs".

Have you heard any new ones like:

"Busier than a set of jumper cables at a West Virginia wedding?"

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Peace
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 10:56 PM

Busier than a paper hanger with crabs.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 21 Mar 07 - 11:19 PM

surely the one about the "one-armed paperhanger in a gale" is older!

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: GUEST,Bardford
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 12:36 AM

Busier than a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond. and others.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 01:43 AM

Busier than an anonymous troll in the help section at Mudcat...

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Chip2447
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 02:16 AM

busier than a one legged man pushing a wheelbarrow

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 05:36 AM

... lint picker in a blue serge suit factory.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 05:43 AM

...than a busy person that is very busy?

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Big Mick
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 06:36 AM

.....than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Joe_F
Date: 22 Mar 07 - 10:06 PM

In my childhood, the one-armed paperhanger had the hives.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Mr Red
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 10:06 AM

than a prostitute on Christmas eve.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Dickey
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 08:02 PM

Busier than a cross eyed rooster on an ant hill.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Becca72
Date: 23 Mar 07 - 08:06 PM

In my neck of the woods the long tailed cat is nervous, not busy...

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Dickey
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 02:40 AM

Busier than a two peckered Billy Goat.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Dickey
Date: 25 Mar 07 - 10:20 PM

Busier than a one-armed taxi driver with bad case of the crabs.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: leeneia
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 04:44 PM

My father used to say "busier than a cranberry merchant." We never really knew why until my brother learned in an engineering course that for a long time cranberries presented a problem in food processing. How to get rid of the spoiled cranberries without a lot of onerous hand sorting?

Then somebody figured out that good cranberries bounce and spoiled once don't. Thus canned cranberry sauce was born. Until then, a cranberry merchant had to act fast to sell all his inventory. Hence, "busier than a cranberry merchant."

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 11:27 PM

Btw, two 14 year old New Zealand High School girls tested the amount of Vitamin C in a whole lots of things - Ribena (GSK) has touting for ages that Ribena has 4 times the amount of Vit c than orange juice. They were so puzzled by their results that they repeated the Ribena test several times - it was the second lowest of all the things they tested.

Now GSK is in Court in New Zealand for false advertising 0 and the ads have been redone to remove any reference to Vitamin C!

Australia's ACCC is looking seriously at taking GSK to court too.

Bet the media hasn't spread this one too far.... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 11:28 PM

Sorry, should have added, 'Busier than GSK in Court'.... :-)

Galaxo Smith Klyne

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: GUEST,meself
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 11:31 PM

"busier than a ???? thread"

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: GUEST,meself
Date: 26 Mar 07 - 11:32 PM

I mean "... joke" - aw, forget it -

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: GUEST,ib48
Date: 27 Mar 07 - 03:51 PM

joan collins snatch

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: GUEST,superlate97
Date: 15 Nov 14 - 08:08 PM

Busier than Wal Mart on the first of the month.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: GUEST,Steve Shaw
Date: 15 Nov 14 - 08:14 PM

Busier than a swarm of dancing ants on honey-coated testicles.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Nov 14 - 08:18 PM

Busier than a mosquilto on a nudist beach.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: gnu
Date: 15 Nov 14 - 08:54 PM

... ten peckered hoot owl.

Don't ask me. The old fellahs up country used to say it.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Mrrzy
Date: 15 Nov 14 - 10:14 PM

I originally heard busier than a one-armed paperhanger. Seemed enough.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Nov 14 - 04:31 AM

Busier than a vacuum cleaner in a dirt factory.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Nov 14 - 04:33 AM

Busier than a toothless hooker at a BJ convention.

Subject: RE: BS: Busier than a ???? jokes
From: Musket
Date: 16 Nov 14 - 05:57 AM

Busier than a Keith A Hole of Hertford "checking with the internet" before denouncing opinions of others on Mudcat.

Ok,

Err..

Busier than three mates of a cat that ate my experimental duck egg vindaloo. One digging holes, one filling them and the third looking for fresh ground.