BS: How will they know it's bigger???

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: GUEST,meself
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 09:00 AM

Wasn't he talking about his beard?

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Slag
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 03:23 PM

Turgid, Man! TURGID!

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 03:46 PM

There was a young man from Glenglozle
        Who found a remarkable fossil
        He deduced from the bend
        And the wart on the end
        'Twas the peter of Paul, the Apostle

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 09:26 PM

meself,
Then you should see my vagina art. i HAVE ONE THAT IS ANIMATED.

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Nickhere
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 09:31 PM

I heard of a great scam once. This guy advertised a penis enlarging service - basically some kind of pump. The money came rolling in, he didn't bother to send any of the devices out. Complaints came rolling in, people wanted their money back. He sent everyone out a cheque to the value of whatever they'd sent him. Stamped across the front of each cheque was printed 'refund for penis-enlarging pump'!!

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Fergie
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 09:58 PM

An ex once told me that men came in three sizes; Small, Medium and Liar.

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: GUEST,meself
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 10:03 PM

Donuel: um ... if it's all the same, I think I'll pass ... (I have seen the real thing!)

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 10:06 PM

A 28 inch penis is rare but has fewer nerve receptors per sq inch.

Comon, how many women here would really want to try a 28 inch penis.
It could damage a womans diaphragm... not the contraceptive type but the diaphragm for her lungs.

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 10:35 PM

"the tip drags on the group" ?   no thanks...

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 11:30 PM

AWRIGHT, Amos!!! Best limerick I've heard in a long time.

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 12:14 AM

Amos you choked my wife with your
limmerick

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 10:35 AM

Okay...28" long x (say a radius of) 6" x 3.14^2 = 1656.4128 cubic inches of blood, divided by 2 (because there's stuff inside a penis besides blood) = 828.8064 cu. in. of blood.

That's 14.34 US quarts (or 13.57 liters) of blood to engorge the penis. Since the adult male human body contains only about 5 US quarts of blood (or 4.73 liters), erection couldn't be accomplished without a bunch of friends to help out by pumping in some of their blood.

This, of course, assumes that the 28" is attached to a human being....

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: GUEST,1950s Blood Brother
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 12:55 PM

"...a bunch of friends to help out by pumping in some of their blood."

Some of us became "blood brothers" with other guys as kids by cutting our fingers and mixing the blood of our minor wounds, but this is stretching that commitment a bit to the extreme.

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 03:42 PM

Rapaire you did not use the volume of blood within the blood vessels.
Instead you used a bag of solid blood model.

There is a mosaic unearthed in an ancient Pompei villa that portrays a man with a 20+ incher that must have been the epitomy of dick jokes in ancient Rome.

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 04:02 PM

Ah, but the Romans are metric, so it should really be 20 centimetres!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 05:50 PM

Or 20 micrometers....

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: JennieG
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 09:46 PM

My brothers used to have a rhyme:
"Don't let your dingle dongle dangle in the dirt
Put it in your pocket where it won't get hurt"!

I wasn't going to join this thread (being the well-brought-up lady as what I am) but I couldn't help it.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: How will they know it's bigger???
From: GUEST,meself
Date: 15 Apr 07 - 10:30 PM

Atta girl!