Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 14 Feb 08 - 04:03 AM

Captain or cat, puss
Charles Hypertension.

A Mao, the only left his three sons, his mill, donkeys and cats. The Department completed very soon. They have set up an employee or a lawyer, however, because they eat all the poor legacy. The adoption of the oldest mill, and the second is the donkey and the youngest, but not cats.

The poor young man, and not comfortless has received, if less. "My brothers," he said: "can be a better life in a unified shares together, but to me, when I eat my cat, and my sleeves, his skin, I would have to starve . "

Cat, it is all on this point, but obviously different, of a heavy air and seriously, "Do not worry, if it is my good master me, but if a bag and a pair of boots, I do so, I scamper through dirt and blackberries, then you will find that you are not bad, because you and I imagine. "

Cats captain is not too much of the built-in his remarks. However, it is often a very large number of clever tricks to get the rats and mice, suspended after his footing, or conceal, even in the food, do so, because his death, he has given some hope assist them in their miserable situation.

After that, he has been completed, the cat out courageously on the boots, bags and shoulder belts in his neck. Move the lever in its forepaws, he has been in one place, there is a great abundance of impact. This is a sound and the Greens in his bag, if it is dead. He expects that the number of young rabbits, is not familiar with the scam in the world, the future in his bag.

He sad placed before, he had what he wanted. Rash and foolish young rabbit jump, in his luggage, and the captain cat, the rope immediately closed to traffic, and killed without mercy.

He is proud of the victims, he was also with him to the National Palace Museum, and asked to speak to His Majesty. The results show that in the first floor of the home, the king, or a little before, he said: "Lord ah, I distant a rabbit, my noble Lord, Lord Backlasher" (the D, and even Heading cats are pleased that he is to champion).

"Tell your masters," said the king, "I am very grateful, I am very pleased that his gift."

On another occasion, he went so far as their own and hidden in a box of cereal. This once again forced to open his bag, if there were a Partridge came to him, and he has power to pull in the background and all. He appealed to the King, as he had previously done in rabbits. King, in the same way, the partridge is with great joy, and gave him a reminder. Cats, from time to time 2-3, to His Majesty the King of the game, and his masters.

Day, even though he knows for sure that the king will be a road along the river with his daughter, the most beautiful princess in the world, "he told his Lord said:" If you follow my suggestion of your assets. You need to do is to swim in the river at one point, I would like to show you and the rest for me. "

Marquis of Caracas, cats, which is before the Director 'and not know why. At that time, he was the King of Baden, cats, and began to scream, "Help! Help! My main Marquis of Caracas drowned in a while."

In this clay, the king of hedging on the windows of cars, thought it was the cat, so he often had a good game, it has its vigilance to walk immediately help his domination of the Marquis Lebanon even. Although they were poor Marquis mapping the river, the cat is automobiles, and to the King that his teachers were swimming, some flights to rogue states and by his clothes, and he shriek "thief! Thief!" Time and again, as loud as he can. The truth is that the cat has hidden cunning, clothing, a big stones.

King immediately ordered his staff, the wardrobe when one of his best costumes, the Marquis of Caracas became God.

King is very polite. Because of the beautiful dresses, the king gave him a vivid representative (because it is very beautiful and well-being of proportion), the daughter of the King has a tendency, it secret. Marquis of Caracas threw two or three small tender and mutual respect eyes in his head, but he fell in love with him immediately after. King asked, in the car, and take them in their cars.

Cats, very excited to see that his project was a success, running on the front page. Meeting people, trim lawns, he said to them: "my good colleagues, if you do not, you are cutting the lawn King is one of my main Marquis of Caracas, you will mince."

King does not fail, machine-gun meadow, it is him, they are pruned.

"It belongs to the Marquis of my main Caracas," she replied, a total of cats, the threat was shocked.

"You see, and said:" Marquis, "This is a meadow, as it always is a crop every year."

Captain cats, it is still in operation, along with some harvesting assistants, said to them: "I am a good compatriots, if you say this is not all it is the king and the party's core of the Marquis of Caracas, Gastric, such as mince . "

King, after a while, and was later asked seeds they harvest.

"It is my main harvest Marquis of Caracas said Assistant, I am glad that both the King and Marquis. His welcome for their own good harvest. Capitan cat rotation, and say the same thing, all he met. Overwhelming majority of the succession surprised Mr. King Marquis of Caracas

Cats captain and finally to a beautiful castle, the main ah, what is the Ogre, the richest, it is not known at any time. All surfaces, through the castle belonging to the King. Cat, it is found information in order to understand what happened, Ogre what he can do, he asked to speak with him and said that he might not have happened if he and around the Royal Palace, or not 'honour, which is due respect He.

The Ogre him as a citizen, can be used as an Ogre, and urges them to get. "I have heard, and said:" Cat ", you will be able to change you in any kind of animal, you have a mental ', you can, for example, a lion, elephant, or other."

"This is a fact, the response was very fast Ogre", and to ensure that I now lion. "

Cats are so terrified over the Lions, is next to his, he jumped on the bandwagon of the roof, so that he even more difficult, because his boots, and will not do any good, all of them, it is by concrete slabs. However, to take over its natural form Roger, and the cat is the case, he is actually very scared.

"I was also informed that said:" Cats "because you can also smaller animals, such as rats or mice, but I can hardly believe that, because I have to confess that I think that people will be completely impossible . "

"Impossible!" Scriabin the Ogre. "You will see!"

He immediately changed, and even rats, and began to walk on the floor. Once the cats, see it on his, he ate.

During this time, the king, in this beautiful castle Ogre, because it was successful, has decided to get. Cat, the noise is part of His Majesty the bus at the bridge just to the King said: "Your Majesty, welcome you to the castle, to the Marquis of my main Backlasher"

"What are you my main Marquis, who has been called the king", and you are not in the castle? But this is only the Court, and all the buildings are surrounded him. Let us from the inside, if you do not oppose the unfavourable position. "

Marquis has his hands on the princess, and then again in the first king. They are in a large concert hall, where found an exciting Roger, has been preparing for his friends to see him that day, but did not dare to enter, because the king decided.

His Majesty the King is completely intoxicated with the Marquis of Caracas, good, as well as his daughter was brutally fallen in love with him, to see the field, he said, after drinking, in five or six years glasses, "that you yourself The fault, my main Marquis, if you were not my son-in-law. "

Marquis, several bow low, honour, he is because of his Majesty, and so this day, the princess married.

Cat is a great Lord, and did not run, after the mouse, in addition to entertainment.

Morality:


There is a big advantage to a large legacy, but the hard work and wisdom, and apply to more wealth by a third party related.

Another moral:


When her son MILLER to win the heart of Princess Margaret, in such a short period of time, causing them to express their views on this issue, and the Lovelorn eyes, it is because his clothes, his appearance and his youth. These factors play a role in international affairs in the core.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 14 Feb 08 - 03:40 AM

Little red hat
Perot talked, as Charles.

Once, and live in a small country town, and a woman, a beautiful creature had seen ever. We also have her mother; happens, she and her grandmother still more. She is a good opportunity for women to create a little Red riding Hood. It fits all the people that call girl until they are very small red hat.

One day, her mother made the cake for its part, "Go, my love, my grandmother and she heard see how distressed brought cake and the butter in a small container."

Go for a little Red riding Hood, Grandma begin immediately, and others who reside in the village.

As it through institutions and met with the wolf, which was very large, heart, I eat, but he did not dare to, because some of the woodcutters working in the surrounding woods. She asked where they are going. Poor children, who do not know the risks that time to stay and talk to say it is the wolf, "I went to see her grandmother and father moved from butter cakes and small receptacle."

"Long live far away?" Wolf

"Oh, and I say," replies Little Red riding Hood; "It is there to show that, in addition to wheat for the first time in a house in the village."

"Well, that the" wolf "and so I go and see them. Olga go this way, and we will be there to see who would be the first."

It is also inconsistent with the wolf. Suit, taking the shortest routes, and a young girl riding happy birthday - - going round way, and on entertainment by collecting nuts, and after the operation of the butterflies, and small bouquet of flowers collected. It has not been long before the wolf has arrived at the house-old woman. He said when he reached the door: spying and bugging.

"It?"

"Your grandson, a little Red riding Hood," the wolf replies, voice forgery; "People take a little butter cake, and you have to raise the messages sent by the mother."

Cheddar-Aziz, who was in bed, because it somewhat bad, scream, "gamine trigger, up Latch."

Gamine wolf is the trigger, and soon opened the door and then fell on top of her, and the Harem, women ate a good moment for more than three days, and continued: eating. Then, when the doors closed, and my grandmother beds, and expect little red hat, and a little time, the World Health Organization later and stayed outside the door: spying and bugging.

"It?"

Little red hats, and listen to the voice of the wolf first big fear; but found belief in a cool Hoarse, and the replies, "The grandson 's your little Red riding Hood, who brought you the cake and little butter in the receptacle mother Whisper."

His voice just as he cried wolf Raytheon out of it, "gamine trigger, up Latch."

Gamine trigger and a small red hat, and the door was open.

The wolf is, please come in to see them, and said she was hiding under her bed, "butter in a small container at the top of the cake Chair, and come to bed with me."

Little red hat on the bed naked accept her clothes aside. She was very surprised to see the face of their sleeping clothes How my grandmother, telling him: "Grandma, what big weapon."

"All Together, the better to Hug, my love."

"Grandma, what big leg!"

"All the more, and run, my baby."

"Grandma, what wine great!"

"All the best to listen to my children."

"Grandma, what big eyes you have!"

"Everyone can see the rock, my baby."

"Grandma, what big teeth it!"

"All you have to swallow more."

I say these words, a small town located to the vicious wolf Red riding Hood, and said she ate the Whole.

       Ethical: children, especially glamorous, in addition to its youth - Ladies, you should not talk to strangers, and if they need to do so, it will provide a dinner suit. Well, the wolf. I say "wolf" but there are different types of wolves. People there, and attractive, quiet and polite, simple, only, and sweet, young woman in the street, which seeks to home. And, unfortunately, and those people who bid by the wolf in most of the risk.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 11:13 AM

As you I taste the only little girl to the world.

Grey of Clifford and NATIONALIST D. Ayer 1916,

Sometimes when I feel myself below and the thing seems blue.
I wish a boy who says... for if you were necessary.
Someone in my heart so that he builds a throne.
Someone not - part WHO d, so that he calls my.

As you, I taste the only little girl to the world
And eats the only boy.
Nothing would disadvantage other one the world today.
We in the same old manner are able continue.
A garden has a net exactly for two done.
With nothing so that he damages our joy.
I would say such marvellous things. ,
The such marvellous things that to do would exist.
As you I taste the only little girl to the world
And eats the only boy.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Gene Burton
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 11:09 AM

...and now for something more familiar- also from the southern free flight of tape Anglii...

SALLY IS FREE and LIGHT (word and notes Cyril Tawney)

Sally it is free and by lung, then must be it named
Sally freely and easily which must be its name
accepted sailor loving for the game of nursery

however heart, it was which it gave me not was made stone
any heart it it gave me not was made stone
it was sweet and floor, as hundred

think 4 it awaits to sunset, it pulls ensign downward
yes I await to the sunset, it pulls ensign downward
after this 4 tonic road tide for my burying the terrestrial

Sally freely and easily, which must be its named
Sally freely and easily, which must be its name
when my bones will be by the landed hope it dies. The shame.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Gene Burton
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 10:47 AM

A little self-indulgent, but here goes...

IRONY WOUNDED ME (word and the notes D.ZH.G. Of burton)

Once upon a time, in the dozhd-.podmetennom hinterland,
certain DNA combined
it was red-hot love in the leased caravan in outskirts St Ives
a certain little-one it howled on stereo
about the god both death and law
and irony did not elude 4- its never they made earlier

now guy on the right, they will be which through all my influences and guy on the left side they had completely my sex
still, I was which I love my neighbor exactly the better I, I can fall in love the irreproachable skin above the injured person
but now this little-one it holds to howl on stereo
about the god both death and law
and irony did not elude 4- its never they made earlier

(scat peya)

Once upon a time on the southern free flight of tape Anglii-
all still rolling up, mark this, downward-
it was which nil by mouth on convention Fuckwit's;
Yeah men, they add upward on that sound
I now certain little-one it holds to howl on stereo
about the god and death and law
ampere-hour but irony it wounded me as it never it made earlier
that will be right, irony wounded me as it never it made earlier

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 09:02 AM

........& Gerry rolls over on his pacemaker!

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 08:54 AM

They Will Not Take The Train To Do

If you are in a storm
Hold your head high
We are not afraid of the dark.
At the end of the storm is a golden sky.
And the soft money song joke.

Together with the wind,
A walk in the heavy rains,
And "Get up, your dream is in the bombing."
Walking, you want to heart
That is not the case,
They have never and will never act.

Walking, you want to heart
That is not the case,
They have never and will never act.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 08:08 AM

Trench knife bank.

The bank navigates in regard to the trench knife.
There was no teak tatie?
Wind A blast ' that from period is, still ' it is depended.
So we must give the seat.
They must look at our thing assemblies.
You blow the wind sufficiently.
Trench knife bank of transfer.
Large Grimsby.

Choir.

The note which that you can do so cause.
That is straight judo bier.
As for that seat slowly Rissoles se giving.
We are the boys who extend that.
The weather vane which meets to Ably ass freely.
Because it has our ones there must be they.
Trench knife bank of transfer.
Large Grimsby.

Now our captains are the staff his seat handle.
That keeps Ale of decrease of quality.
Our partners are that stone of sprout inspectors.
Purpose was seen with those.
Our 3rd hands are that Strauss foresters.
He comes to the bridge and the post office where it is received.
And the view of his cock when we are old is given.
So there is a shrub of ¥Û¥Ä¥× of deep resonance to that.

It meaning that we should do noise in the boy.
If the overseas house we come.
We maintain brood jet which is drunk straightly.
Pollute us ourselves.
In order to bring and commemoration day.
We receive the beer as correct punishment and perfection.
We become dirty in order to extend, completely.
And us leasing, if those are used exclusively to that.
We go into the foreign country, it decides many.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 07:11 AM

Delaney is stupid
(William is Hargreaves).
Dominican fall - 1967.


Now all of the Delaney admiration for the donkey,
Temporary and permanent tired lazy
Each corner of the balance of the bridge head,
And you know, this is the tail end of the Federal Reserve Bank he wanted
Lyle Riga insidious and said, "we will go, why not train him?"
Then take the cloth
They run jail creosote, limit,
They rig and re-allocated,
She got a job.
When the signal to drop the flag
Lyle was Riga, push, payment, it Shy
Hogan, and all the people in the city Logan julienne
The beatings, losses, and they pay for
In addition, it will try to pay off the City Hall
They are controlled hammer
They openly defying
Flashing, wink out of the fishing reel and place
Riley Station,
All these
Delaney to manage today's race half mile Zebras.

Strong muscles, and let's not flinch,
They shift donkey pseudopod 4 inches.
Delaney is exhausted, the hanging round the neck.
And the fist, Scotland, as shown in Note 5 pounds
Start, Jimmy Carter, and the rest of the Mekong Abyssinia lines.
When I saw them, and he's ready to
They were racing, hang Steel, more than ready for the 'they.
At the beginning of a cheerleader, but it changed its mind again
Lyle was Riga, push, payment, it Shh
Hogan and Mary Logan macramé Arab News Network,
She began charm, and it is an argument suffocation
He chaste noise and laughter, "he awoken!"
Whigs, and the conservatives,
Superior radical
Liberals and conservatives,
They were rushed to the place
I stood there Unit,
Help Communities
Delaney to manage today's race half mile Zebras.

Chicago began to crowd him. Then Offertory, the judge
He said coming to help them, but still it will not change
Stories were riding, and reminds John Maggie.
This is a completely everything that the town went to the bother of Tea
Hagar, a student of psychology pagan,
I would like to shift some of the oath dynamite
They take it to the mountains, and then, without apology
French hammer passing sneeze, my God, the sight of the things
Lyle was Riga, push, payment, it Shh
Hogan, and all crew are ballsy Logan,
Police, and the secondary,
Gary cannon.
Article 2 of the life and the expenses are too semi-skilled
They are suffering from a confiscated,
They started it and
The victory went to the place cheering for him.
He then Drew money aside,
They both committed suicide
Well, today Delaney half mile Zebras won the race.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 06:38 AM

Ocean heat generation. John minefield 1878-1967.

English poet rewarding 1930-1967.

I must again strike pour to the sea.
To remote sea and sky.
And possesses me to request is an own goal
China and the star manipulates her.
And wheel kick gentle breeze song and white sail vibration.
And the pessimistic mist in the sea face.
Daybreak breaks with gravy.

I must again strike pour to the sea.
The continual tide makes the phone call.
Is a wild telephone and may not a clear telephone which denies.
And possesses me to request is as soon as.
Has the wind day by the white cloud flight.
Spume which and which is thrown the spray.
And is in full bloom, with sea gull sob.

I must again strike pour to the sea.
To vagrant's gypsy life.
Likes to the gull way gentle breeze.
The knife whale's way which rubs.
And possesses me to request is a ball merry yarn.
The fellow hobo which smiles from.
And the peaceful sleep.
And a fond dream work as long acrobatics.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 06:21 AM

....or, in other words, 'I mustn't go down to the sea again!'

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 06:16 AM

Our God To Help Us In The Recent Period

In other words: Cakewalk, Psalm inspection - Visitors Guide, 1640.

Music: St. Arab News Network, is - I AM beans, 1629.

Our God to help us in the recent period,
We hope that in the next few years,
We explosion typhoon
Our eternal home.

Your throne
This paradox protect your saints;
Including inadequate in the face, and weapons alone.
The Pentagon is uncertain.

Before the mountains, in order to remain unchanged.
Was on the ground, or framework,
Your eternal God, in the arts
In the same year, is endless.

We have orders to the flesh and blood, you dust,
"Invincible return man's son, said:"
All ethnic groups rose from the ground in the first place.
Turning once again to the ground.

Despite the age of your vision 1000
Sarah on the same day evening;
In the short end of the evening
Before sunrise.

Each tribal movement in the body and blood,
Everyone has his life and his mind,
In the bottom by floods
Following mononucleoses lost.

At that time, and not rolling with flow
All bear a son away from the city;
They fly, I forgot, dreams
In the opening day of his death.

The Standing Committee is like a wonderful country areas
Satisfied with the morning light;
Bedouin flowers at the bottom of the hands of the Ministry of Education
The main stream of the city is narrowing 'night.

Our God to help us in the recent period,
We hope that in the next few years,
You are our concern, in the past frontier
Our eternal home.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 05:51 AM

Not I Do not regret anything.

Charles Dumpnot & Michel Saucier, 1956.

Not, Nothing Of Nothing, Not, I Regret Anything.
Neither The Good Quoin Moa Made, Nor Evil.
Any Car Quite Equal Mess.
Not, Nothing Of Nothing, Not, I Regret Anything.
Chest Pays, Belayed, Oubliette, I Insane Master key.

With My Memories Jay Lights Fire.
My Shah grins, My Pleasures.
I Nay Plus Deluxe Need.
Sweep The Loves With Their Tremors.
Sweep For Tumours. I Repress A Zero.

Not, Nothing Of Nothing, Not, I Regret Anything,
Neither The Good Quoin Moa Fait, Nor The Evil.
Any Car Quite Equal Mess.
Not, Nothing Of Nothing, Not, I Regret Anything.
Because My Life, Because Me Joys.
Abuja our dhoti Car Starts With You.

Not I Do not regret anything.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Feb 08 - 04:39 AM

Ja, das ist gut - Alice Clark!!

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 12 Feb 08 - 12:00 PM

Germany, and Germany all,
Anything in the world,
While it is always to protect and stutter
Sister together,
Los Angeles de MEUSE in Melba in,
Adagio seat of --
Germany, and Germany all,
Anything in the world.

2nd Dutch women, German loyalty,
German wine and German blood
Do I have to remain in the world
Creative your old son,
We noble work permits
We have throughout life.
Dutch women, German loyalty,
German wine and German blood.

Third unity and justice, freedom and security
Of the German nation!
Then, let us all look forward
With the heart and sister!
Unity, justice, freedom and security
Is a guarantee happiness.
Flowers' in this glaze Excellencies,
Blythe, German Sutherland.

(4)
In Germany and France about everything,
The misfortune more than that now.
Only misfortune can love
If introduced strong and real.
Thus, chitterlings by sex:
Germany, and Germany all,
The misfortune more than that now.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Feb 08 - 11:40 AM

MARCEL¡ÇS ALIASES.

The wires of Ye of France, awaken gloomier!
They loan the ear! They loan the ear!
The people offered to you that he aroused himself!
Your children, wives, and grandsires Brian queer-ass.
To see its tears and they understand its shouts!
To see its tears and they understand its shouts!
The detective¡Çs tyrants, multiplication softies.
With balaclava receives it a brutal band.
They scare and they desolate the land.
While alignment of freedom and peace lie?
To the arms, to the arms, ye faces!
Unsheathe avenging of sword!
March above, walks above, all the decided hearts.
On the freedom or the death.

The freedom of Oh can equip fires thee. _
A time that after to have to feel flame generous thy?
The calabooses, the bolts, and the bar can confine?
Or docile noble spirit of thy whips?
Or docile noble spirit of thy whips?
They desire also the world burning hotly cried to cry.
The tyrants of the Punjab of this falseness use.
But the freedom is our sword and shield.
E all the arts are useless.
To the arms, to the arms, ye faces!
Unsheathe avenging of sword!
March above, walks above, all the decided hearts.
On the freedom or the death.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 12 Feb 08 - 11:02 AM

Rose of Trailer

Moon rises Palestrina
Green on a mountain;
The sun is reduced
After blue sea.
If the love with the humiliation
Pure Crystal Fountain
As of the beautiful
Away from Trailer

Excellent and just
Summer flowers
However, the "beauty, and the Third World Academy of Sciences.
I am alone.
Oh, yes! 'T was the truth
Never disclose eyes
Maria is my love,
Arabia 'n' Rose '

The shadow of the evening cold,
The distribution of the mantle
And Marie, all with a smile
You hear Moon Valley Road,
Bali explosion of light
He won the hearts, if
Rose of Trailer

Nevertheless,
Excellent and just
Summer flowers
However, the "beauty, and the Third World Academy of Sciences.
I am alone.
Oh, yes! 'T was the truth
Never disclose eyes
Maria is my love,
Arabia 'n' Rose '

Nevertheless,
Excellent and just
Summer flowers
However, the "beauty, and the Third World Academy of Sciences.
I am alone.
Oh, yes! 'Twas the truth
Never disclose eyes
Maria is my love,
Araba 'n' Rose '

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Feb 08 - 10:26 AM

WHISKY IN THE GLASS.

Such as I that and Kerry-Berg have left.
I have captain Farrell and money have been met that he has expected.
I produced firstly my gun and produced then my rapier.
Say ', ' place of score and provide, because I am the fat defrauder.

Installation of corn salad rum suitable.
Around a condemnation of Imbecile.
Whack the imbecile of papa O.
Whack papa o.
Is there a whisky in the glass?

The superb dories have gladly looked at mint stickmen.
This way luminous.
And I have ' me with me the house and I have given '.
I to my Molly taken.
She has promised it and has sworn that she would deceive me never.
But the devil in the women and them can be simply never.

I entered at six and was awoken at seven.
Protection was entirely around me in odd and the equal numbers.
I have flown to my guns, but I was unfortunately confused.
For Mollies which my guns and prisoner I became am.
Signed have become, taken.

You I in the prison without place judges or letters.
Of the captain Farrell of Calgary mounts me to strip off.
But they have not taken my fists.
I have down therefore found the guard.

And to a departure the city offers some joy in fish.
To very narrow teen.
To the prison in Sligo and Bowling spiel now take.
And others take the joy in the car roll.
But I take the joy in the juice to barley.
And beautiful little girls who aim at the morning, thus asked.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: pavane
Date: 11 Feb 08 - 09:39 AM

I hope no-one attempts to harvest these for the DT...

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 11 Feb 08 - 07:24 AM

A result of the pine

A result of the pine
(Carol Meek become old Eugene)

Apostrophe from:
Virginia of the Blue Ridge Mountains
Single: larch

Apartheid hearts pale moonlight
Where is my name carved sculptures mines,
Oh, I - and the blue mountains-
Pine - people like myself.

Virginia mountain pines single Jainism-
These young girls are only a handful of large mining cabin.
June, the company name is very near future, and this is my comeback:
I know they are waiting for me, one of the pines;

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 01 Feb 08 - 11:49 AM

The PARCEL TO COVER YOUR PROBLEMS IN YOUR OLD SAC of EQUIPMENT.

Felix Powell. 1915.

The private flowerbed is little codger joke with the mice.
The joke mouse.
The five legs nothing, are not this small.
On duiker artifice with the mice.
The joke mouse.
My pomp jinx has shattered; ay toast his small joke you have.
It cannot smell late stale cat'.
All other companions it should grimace.
When it acquires his sticky thing.

Gear' your!

CHORUS.

The parcel in the bags.
Makes to cover your problems in your old equipment.
And grins, grins, grins.
Knack¡Çs you have a match it turns on fag, mice, your boys?
That the style.
Whoever is his does become the uneasy utilisation?
It wasn't never pay ante?
The parcel of your problems is in the old bag of your equipment.
And the mice so much in the cover, the mice, the mice.
The private flowerbed has goes a-march.
Erect flounder with his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.

It has been kept privates and the governors for his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.
While throng van Bosches has come with one powerful shambling.
Is that fine 'zeta flower-bed?
"This of his one of small forest, he is my!
If the heads keep impossible, your boys, and tragedy yon.

Gear' your! "

CHORUS.

The private flower-bed has returned.
This bosche not spurt with his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.
For his house, it then begins with straw.
To log inset with his mouse.
Be aster¡Çs mice.
That leeway this already his cultivators.
Short, long, that had one year he' d.
And startling men¡Çs as each one as a person,
The private mentioned before flower-bed.
"Maintaining lad your my, gear'!

CHORUS.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Jon Bartlett
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 08:24 PM

There is much wisdom here. "Your work is your characteristic", indeed!
Jon Bartlett

ROLLIN ' AT THE HOUSE

Round disappears the wheel from fortune. Do not be afraid to go up.
There is a ground of milk and honey awaits other side.
There will be peace and there will be abundance.
You will have to never wander, When we go rollin ' to the house,

CHORUS: 1ST VOICE: Rollin ' with the house, rollin ' at the house.
Rollin ', rollin ', when we go rollin ' to the house.

People of the high society in his fine line, who thrive night and morning,
While we with the fields must go to plow and sow corn.
The rich person can steal the power, but glory is our characteristic,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS

The summer of the resentment, the winter of despair,
the voyage to satisfaction is placed with the trap and the trap.
True stand and stand together. Your work is your characteristic,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS
Freezing is on the edge of hedges. The winds glacials blow,
While we of the hard-working poor mow strike by the glaze and snow.
Our hopes fly until the glory, to the top from where the larks go,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS
Pass the round bottle thus and leave the toasts to go freely.
Here a health with each worker, that which that it can be.
Right wages now and never; let us collect what we sowed,
When we go rollin ' to the house, when we go rollin ' to the house.

CHORUS

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 10:02 AM

LAST THING TO MY BRAIN. C*Tom Paxton.

He is a rate too slow for the education.
Fragment ' us of sand, fragment ' nor of sand.
Closed the eye of an eye the soul which addresses me.
To your hand, to your hand.

Are you long passage without the word good-bye?
A track will not exist that is left to the back.
Well I of you are possible will have kept better.
He has not meant that he is impolite.
Wheat what was the last thing to my brain.

Whereas we run, my ideas continue.
Circle and circle, circle and circle.
Under our feet voids of cellars.
Underground paces, cellars.

CORN!

Since I in the bed I in the morning am myself.
Without you, without u.
Each song to the udder puts me a-boning.
Without you, without u.

CORN!

Has the speeches in abundance.
This wheat I, what I know.
For tisanes he has regularly increased.
I do not request you go, I do not request you go.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 06:20 AM

Sang a version of this in the sesh last night, but not this one!


RIDING DONKEY.

Were you always in Quebec?
Piling ' timbers on the deck?
Where you would break riding necks.
Your haemorrhaged ' on the donkey!

To chau-chau:

Road about and away we go.
Riding donkey, riding donkey.
Road about and away we go.
To go on the donkey.

Were you always from the horn?
Where it will be always precise and warm?
Where there will be lion and unicorn.
To go on the donkey.

Were you always in bay Cardiff?
Where the people everything shout, "Hooray!"
"Here come Johnny with its 6 months it pays.
To go on the donkey."

Were you always in Timbuktu?
Where by the gallons will be black sin?
And they are twined them arses, too.
To go on the donkey.

Were you always in Vallipo?
Where the gallons dressed in exhibition?
Be twined them arse with the bank and go.
To go on the donkey.

There were ye always downward from the mobile moulded edge.
Screwing on ' cotton completely day?
Dollar day will be pay of white person.
To go ' on the donkey.

Were ye always in the canton?
Where the people do bear the sections of wire by length.
And gallons do play Hong- Chi -Kong?
To go ' on the donkey.

Were ye always in Mirramashee?
Where connection ye to the shaft. '
Skaters do hold in control us?
To go ' on the donkey.

Was ye always on Bromeliad.
Where yanks will entire go.
Boys they do dance heel and the finger of leg?
To go ' on the donkey.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 03:22 AM

Mock in Bird Hill

In the morning, when the sun peaks over the hill
Flowers and kisses to the edge of my window.
That's why my heart is filled with joy to hear the trinity,
Bird trees in the hills, the capital mock in bird.

Choirs.

Los Angeles de Los Angeles Berg tar and counterfeiting, and to give up the emotion.
Trinity, mock in 'bird knew coyote morning.
Los Angeles de Los Angeles Berg tar and forgery, and goo will peace.
You are welcome to mock in bird Hill's flower.

Conner three, or even plough acres.
The mules, who bought dollars to 10 laws.
And the ruins of a mill with the previous Hut, Rusty,
Two of the hill from my home, but Sweet Home mock in 'bird

Choirs.

Take the first time late at night, when the hills
Everything still studying while my kingdom.
Only heaven and a new road out of the old eating insects
Singing 'song mock in 'bird hill at dusk.

Choirs.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: RoyH (Burl)
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 05:09 PM

What a brilliant thread, just hilarious. Can't believe it's been out since last December and I 've only just seen it. Thanks for posting it Mr Happy.
I've got nothing similar to add to it but I do remember once writing something about Maud Karpeles which my spellchecker read as 'Mad Carpools'. Burl.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: pavane
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 01:20 PM

Very good, but Japanese, not Korean

Interesting to see BLIND translated to BIND. I wonder if that was where the Seizing came from.

Dear sometimes becomes Expensive but not always.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 12:39 PM

German, Korean, Greek ?

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: pavane
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 12:34 PM

Now you have to guess which other language was used:

The dear mother of Oh which imbecile I is
Six young comrades came a continuation that of me
five were seizing and the other could not see
the dear mother of the OH which imbecile I is

OH- dear nut/mother which fool I
six young companions are, came a Umwerben, which was I,
five connection and the other one could not see
dear nut/mother to OH-, which fool I is

How, it was to invite companion me whose
6 idiot I Tsugas is young or, as for the mother who becomes love of Ohio state
5 it comes were binding, were the how idiot I Tsuga or as for other things it was not possible to meet to
the mother who becomes love of Ohio state

Dear mother OH what one foolish I is
six new collaborators came a flerta'rjsma
with five was commits also other it could see
dear mother OH what one foolish I is

Mother oh expensive, is which that fool ii1 of
6 young fellows it arrived to care me
5 were bind and other could not see
mother oh expensive that fool ii1 it was

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 12:07 PM

BEETLE MR. BAGGY BREECHES
(Words, R. P. Weston. Music, Herman Deerskin. 1915)

1. He was a fat little Hollander boy.
He was watching the boats going by.
Oh, my! Oh, my!
He was watching the boats going by.
She was a little pink Hollander girl,
And she said from behind with a sigh,
"If I can't put stitches in poor Yahoo¡Çs breeches,
Mooch better don dot I villa die!"

CHORUS: Beetled Mister Baggy Breeches, I love you!
If you'll be mine Sunday fellow,
I'll patch 'me mitt purple, mitt pink and mitt yellow;
And folks will say as you lean on the old sea wall,
"Lena's been patching her Yahoo till he's got no breeches at all."

YODEL (OPTIONAL.)
Yah! Yah! Yah! Patches big, patches small.
Yah! Yah! Yah! He's got no breeches at all.

2. He turn¡Çs and saw her and said, "Ox curse me,
I was watching dew poets going peep,
I'm shy. Oh, my!
'Cops you're laughing, and I can guess why.
I've got no murder to sew for me."
Then she said with a tear in her eye,
"If I'm not offending Venn they vaunt some mending,
Let me half joust von beetle try." CHORUS

3. Trove' leers who come to the mighty sea wall
That keeps back the great Solder Zee
Can see, ah, me!
Some wonderful Dutch scenery.
It's Yahoo¡Çs breeches that they can see,
And, oh! he's as proud as a king.
When all of those trippers see ten little nippers
Lean over mitt fader and sing, CHORUS

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 29 Jan 08 - 11:21 AM

Address: I am very model of a modern Major General
Artist: Gilbert and Sullivan


[From Pairwise Abu Peninsula]

I am very model of a modern Major General
Your information is plants, animals and minerals
I know that the Kings of England, and I quote the historic battle
Waterloo from the marathon category

I know, too, sports issues
As far as I know, this equation, whether it is a simple quadratic
Newton between the two countries came to Australia about a lot of news
This is a very interesting fact, the square of water in a corner of the list

This is a very interesting fact, the square of water in a corner of the list
This is a very interesting fact, the square of water in a corner of the list
This is a very interesting fact Square hypothesise

I have a very good team, and the establishment of a Stone
I know that the name of the biological sciences miraculous
In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
I am very model of a modern Major General

In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
Model is a very modern Major General

I know that our mythical history, King Arthur and Sir Karaoke Road Claimant
I was embarrassed acrostics, you have a good taste of irony.
Estimated to be for all crimes elegiacs heliography
Conifer project is a specific telephone paraboloids

I can say that there is no doubt. Raphael's doughs and Gerard profanities
I know that this chorus of croaking frogs performances from Aristophanes
Well, I Lohengrin lost memory and music, I listen to the debt
All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry neuron

All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry neuron
All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry neuron
All the performance of the whistle nonsense infantry pianoforte

Well, I will have adequate funds to write a draft law wedge biharmonic
I tell you, the details of this standard every Shakespearian
In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
I am very model of a modern Major General

In short, whether from plants, animals and minerals
Model is a very modern Major General

In fact, when you know what is the meaning of "ma melon," "meniscus World"
See is, when I say Mauser rifles Javelin
When these things out suddenly, because I more carefully
You are doing, and know exactly what is the "UNHCR"

When you understand what is the progress of modern science and artillery
When that is not just tactical nun Sister
Simply put, if you have a superficial understanding of race strategy
Brigade said that it was best not to G

Brigade said that it was best not to G
Brigade said that it was best not to G
You never said that the best brigade Saturday Saturday, Chi Laotian

As far as I know, the military, even though I was a courageous and adventure
Has been reduced to only the beginning, the century
However, no matter in plants, animals and minerals
I am very model of a modern Major General

However, no matter in plants, animals and minerals
Model is a very modern Major General

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 07:38 AM

The coastal coast. At 1927 nautical mile tree.

See you this sun of the mornings.
A view over the hill throw?
It of Stun him at jig.
I was determined that he has always.
And some this always.
It is that I think partially.
That partially it thinks mine.
We are sure that we are arrested '.
Is the kind it that we will always be?

Revere and.

Ah! We were not received a barrel to money.
We are perhaps loquats exurb and aster ' bones.
But will travel us the length, singin "a song.
The coastal coast.

Does not wet it is this morning comin ".
It is perhaps the load and the pain.
But us the road, sharin "our debit journeys.
The coastal coast.

From all types it survives, if into that the sky falls?
They determined that we together are.
It does not go in by any means.
If they have damp lint jumper to already make them and be separate.
We one us to have even begun to be swum.
Precise meant in "the length singin a song.
The coastal coast.

They hunt us for something.
Something does not know we.
That "the cause of nobody is content us it.
With the things we know that we have.
They forget easily it to us from moon.
As soon as we will give our desire.
But I' masts it as either.
If we would begin now and tragedy:

Revere and repeat.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Dec 07 - 07:11 AM

SHINING ENGLISH BEER.

Choirs.

English beer, English beer, shining English beer.
4 approximately served on its plinth.
More tar! Speaks the history.
Some persons like the endives.
Some eyes pastry ' of wave Kohl.
But flexibility erased the Passionate.
And of the large Cockle taters.
And the closely united piece of ham.
And pinto of the property it is ill.

If I were young individual, the father said to me.
The summer comes also time makes hay.
If you make hay, in order the failure to never experience now.
So that power ' the health is ill ape '.
Not the property more gaffer on.

Now our delegates in the parliament are our security.
This, which indispensably it that they keep.
Now we that we set there now it for us.
Do not hope it assayed step and NSP will have ourselves.
But all will organize my choice, if these exist the failure.
So that you price approximately under the panties.
For well ill to be keep.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 06:07 PM

Babelfish--English, Russian, English

FROZEN LESOPOGRUZCHIK (James Stevens)

Un proportion to I sat downward one evening
Inside small cafe,
Waitress foot 7 and 6
To me these, it was which words they said:

"I see that you will be lesopogruzchikom,
And exactly general bum,
Reason no one but lesopogruzchik
Stirs it kofeyego will be thumb.

My lover was lesopogruzchikom,
There none as it today;
If you would pour on whisky on them,
Then it could eat bale hay

It never it shaved its whiskers
From its horny hides;
It exactly would govern them inside with the hammer
And would hold in control them inward.

My lover arrived to see me
On one freezing bottom;
He held me in him fond it embraces
It broke 3 vertebrae.

He kissed me when we they divided,
So difficultly that he broke my jaw;
I could not have a talk in order to say to it
He o she forgot it mackinaw.

I saw, that my lover left,
Sauntering through the snow,
Going gaily homeward
On forty-eight below.

Weather, it is which it attempted to freeze it,
It attempted its level most in the best way;
By 100 degrees under nul,
It buttoned upward along its vest.

It froze clean through to China,
It froze to the stars above;
By thousand degrees under nul,
It froze my love of lesopogruzchika.

They attempted in the vain to melt it,
And you would believe to me, to Mr.,
They were which it made it in axeblades,
In order to interrupt fir douglas.

And so I lost my lover,
And I come to this kafu,
And here I await to someone
It stirs it kofeyego with its thumb."

That actually makes more sense than most two-way translations!

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 03:44 AM

Lully, lullay, small very small boy of thousands,
close, close, lully, lullay.

The sisters of Or also, how we can do,
to preserve this east day
poor Youngling for which we sing
close, close, lully, lullay?

Herod the king, in his to rage,
loaded to hath this day to him
its men of the force, in its own Vista,
all the young children who killed.

That affliction is I, young poor man for Thee!
And the morning and the day for the separation opinion of
Thy neither nor always sing,
close, close, lully, lullay.

Lully, lullay,
small very small boy of thousands, close, close, lully, lullay.

LTS

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 12:37 PM

Surface-to-air missiles hall.

Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds with the territory of hemline,
The territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds, the territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds, and I have viols and.
And my neck will pay them, as I die, as I die.
And my neck will pay them, as I die.

I do not have twenty books in the store, which him amidst is, which is not a lie.
I do not have twenty books in the store, which him amidst is.
To have me twenty books in the store, and I more for twenty flies.
For the rich weapons so that the assistance of necessity must I of a similar fashion owe me.
For the kingdoms, must help the weapons, and then you owe me.

I have the candles, lilies the bar of space, more levies to hang what hangs more levies.
I have the candles, lilies the bar of space, which hangs more levies.
To have me candles; to see the bar of space, and they have volt enticements I by the night. Them my piece of will fill lager, until y'! What I will die, until y'! What I will die.
Them my piece of will fill lager, until y'! What I will die.

It say that y'! Me in the prison me towards the scheme to go, me sachet goes.
They say that y'! Me in the prison me towards the scheme to go.
They say y'! Me in the prison, no which I will drink English more strong biceps.
But it is well hung for, like E ' him which I miss, until y '! What I die, until y'! What I die.
But it is well hung for, like E ' him which I miss, until y '! What I die.

Then they took me at the time of the foul-up hill in a car in a car.
Then they took me at the time of the foul-up hill in a car.
Then they took me at the time of the foul-up hill, and I have cuss, means will make.
For the best of the piece of friend so that the necessity must I owe me so much.
For the best of the friends, must join, then you owe I.

In top of the criteria which me it feeling which is not a joke has recherché, which is not a joke.
In top of the criteria which me it feeling which is not a joke has recherché.
In top of the criteria, which I feel has recherché, and then of Hank the cobbler has trim.
And it is ' him by the word which me him it tats oblique downwards, been done warts dug ring plant has pearls.
And it is ' him by the word which me him it tats oblique A pearls downwards.

Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds with the territory of hemline, the territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is Surface-to-air missiles resounds, the territory of hemline.
Ah, my name it is abhor van Surface-to-air missiles resounds, and I of you and them.
They are not a group of queue managers of all, in the bucket of eyes, anything are your eyes.
They are a group of queue managers of all, in the bucket of your eyes.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 05:34 AM

Carsick Fergus
Artist: SHARUROTTO CHACHI

Carsick Fergus 2006, and I
Where castle out of the sea to see.
I said the deep ocean swimming
I love me.
However, the answer to a wide sea and swimming through
I was flying wing
I was born 2006 times
Through Perry, I, love

We prefer to land in the air to see,
Where the mountains to reach the sea.
I remember going to my flowers.
My true love is and where he says to them.
However, sea and the server via the configuration will be swimming.
I was like blown wing.
Now back to elementary school, carsick Fergus
Joint Tokugawa Prefecture love ..
Joint Tokugawa Prefecture love ..

Carsick Fergus 2006, I,
Love at the same time

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 03:33 AM

'An Weighty Stool'- is that a follow up to 'A Mighty Wind'?

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 12:23 PM

YE piles and BRAS. Robert ignites.

The ye the pile and the bra.
Oh the crooked o' the fate which is healthy.
As is the ye possible and blossoms.
Obsolete language freshness to do and it is fair?
Ye praise and the eye which are possible as the dickeybird.
And the 1 obsolete language is tired, futon' care.
My mind and to eye the sun shouts the bird the sound is born sickly.
The writing the bad attempt from first until end uses the thorn.
Which the flower decorates.
The ' the joy which departs avoided my hole.
Returning departs assuredly.

Is frequent and the fate which is healthy.
Approximately it sauntered it will carry sand.
The rose and the welcome jute hair, which it adds.
It will load and it sees.
And the ilka ' it loved it in the o which dawns song.
And obsolete language of love is iron ore.
The holiday ' sent a rise to the hearty isopod which is cheerful.
Inside the tree where it thorn is many.
With food sweetness fortune meal.
But item woman loves me, who made an weighty stool?
It happened for ampere-hours!
He will carry and puncture hazard.
In the holiday when it sends he is remaining.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 03:49 AM

TEDIOUS PREOCCUPATION BEGONE.

Begonia, the tedious preoccupation!
I writhe begonia my.
Begonia, the tedious preoccupation!
Thou and I cannot go never the agreement.
Kew¡Çs long thou hast here tarrying.
Kay fain thou wouldst Scotch wine tag.
But the I "conviction, the tedious preoccupation.
Thou shallot has not wanted never thy.

The surplus preoccupation.
New men¡Çs entrails will make.
The surplus preoccupation.
A old person in the clay will turn.
My woman will dance, and tragedy¡Çs.
Thus merrily the day passes.
For I keep this waste pustule I am.
Chase the tedious preoccupation.

Duo, the tedious preoccupation.
No one thy enterprise.
Duo, the tedious preoccupation.
Thou art a union for with.
We the wild boar will chase from wold.
Thus merrily the day passes.
And then logs harms, him our cheerful boil.
We will chase the tedious preoccupation.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 12 Dec 07 - 03:48 AM

She was like a rainbow
(Pop / Richards)
RORINGUSUTONZUMASU.

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

She did not wear the blue
Reconciliation before you empty
He dealt with a similar boat people
Bali is fair and white spots
His wife, their massage

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

She won gold medals in both absolute
Earlier today, as the Queen
She shot more than color
Disembark as sunset
His wife, their massage

Her English is provided by color;
Comb her poetry,
She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

She was like a rainbow
Color air conditioning
Oh, I
Her color input

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 12:07 PM

Family, boy, family.

Who oh gushes out not to be able to be a sailor.
Young fellow navigates in is main.
Gains him captain's good name prestige.
His ashore came evening for to see.
And that is the beginning I the real love with me.

Chorus.

And it is the family, the boy, the family, the family I hoped is.
The family has the period of time in I country.
And the oak and the ash and the lovable flower clutch tree's place.
Are all growths green in the North Country?

I request her candle to light my way to supply the lodgings.
Similarly is the handkerchief hitch nearby Minehead.
She tended to have needed to look like the young maid to me.
To be supposed to do.
I to her that then said at present, I cannot jump you and I also am.

Chorus.

She has not plunged into the bed and makes the warning.
Thought a young sailor young fellow can do to her.
Does not have the harm.
I hugged her, I have kissed her for a long time all night.
She has wished the short night is seven years long time.

Chorus.

Very good, a sailor young fellow early time under morning raised.
And entered Mary's apron to gain several gold medals.
Said took this I dear has done for me the mischievousness.
I fear I for the tonight to leave.
Behind you and the daughter or the son.

Chorus.

And if this is the girl child dispatches her to the nurse.
With gold medals in hers pocket and with silver in hers wallet.
If this will be the boy child he wears the jacket blue colour.
And rises the rope embodiment.
His daddy to pass water frequently does.

Chorus.

Then comes your everybody to be fair unmarried, warned takes by me.
Never lets a sailor young fellow each inch above yours knee.
I trusted you and he have cheated me.
He leaves behind me by pair of twin dandelions in mine knees.

Chorus.

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 10:06 AM

If you want to move overseas, I

If you want to move overseas, I
Some aspects retreat Greenwood
I heard a girl singing
"I was a bride."
"Thank you, beautiful fair maid
This song is a song;
This is a sign of my marriage. "
"Polite guests, and my brother."

"You are a good young
My bride for a more suitable
Everything in this world who is
My wife and I married servant. "
Nine years time, I said the future of Ruby lips
I saw her eyes Sparkling
I watched white hands in training
One night, and said she was lying.

This is all part of the night ahead
How do we compete with sports and I
The following is the latter part of the day, every night
Homespun still my age:
One day, the day before,
Today also marks.
Young Rose, clothing,
He said: "The price of a ticket, and of course, my dear."

"What can you promise last night
Ray, I am on your side?
If you promise to marry you and me!
I am your bride is legal. "
"Last night I did promise
Feel great;
I swear, I swear, and another Declaration
So I am not very good.

Even your father's garden
Saturdays, colour, and fill out the dimensions
What has been completed is probably feel murder
Responsibility for progress logs. "
"My Father me
Like a bird cage
Now, I recommend that children
Rarely elderly 14 years.

Then another daughter Farms
So the market
However, I am a poor woman, a child at home
O'er the Bethlehem and rocks
The cradle rocks o'er and o'er
Classic singing 'me lullabies;
At the time, a beautiful maid and paper
Through my love "?

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 09:28 AM

Beautiful woman of the edge of Blake of water.

Wide Howard is surrounded and Jimmy Smith.


OH -!
The edge bloke of the water which it beautiful woman is.
Goes far from the races of station of North the train.
The happy sight in Saturdays harms, the one area is ' Greenhead.
The mother and the dad, do not have the girl right.
And who them young vehicles, which are young with free.
At side to smile in the thousand yellow gilded.
In the edge bloke of water by the sea.

Choral society.

I remember very well.
Beautiful woman of the edge all happy groups bloke of water.
I remember to them my Crumpet above.
If I assemble those peripheral line bloke of water.
And we sing together a song bloke.
With the beautiful woman of the edge of water.
There little handles to have Greenfield him inside.
It thought that it is equal impressive.
It bought a hat in the thousand gilded yellow.
The thought hat "embraces my rapid".
Young vehicles mania to have it is all the girls.
But it drank beer much.
It made it support on a race.
And on its Wharf girl of boy of Liverpool.

Choral society.

The ice Quilting its Lining never stabilizes.
She lives for her Knickerbockers room.
She clicked with the man who said that he is a cunt.
But it can freeze him to it IQ, which humiliates the history.
It took it completely, to smile above and to grin seem.
It stumbled for Jake sailor.
They go for the island of anybody of room for manoeuvre.
And never turned over.

Choral society.

Some-of we let us assemble that now peripheral test bloke of water.
The people like the tunnel.
Some-of made peripheral sand bloke water for that.
Under Wharf in top.
Always has with haste in the hour of midnight.
But formed we it same.
And me Liverpool used lasso, to make.
But I can never recall to his name me.

Choral society.

That has the beautiful woman bloke now edge of water 1.000 fables.
If all they can say.
Much those which I point out.
The similar morning of way me to increase oldest.
They are happy a few days to miss time.
With me is similar for us to slow down behind the curtain.
And the open truck of passion can absorb the family.
Because us at the city outward journey capacity.

Choral society

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:09 AM

Hornpipe bone of calculation.

On port to wall in the helmet of sailor.
Old, old person with the old grey tomcat.
And it dreams entire day about the time, which it was twirled.
In hornpipe sailor entirely around the peace.
Before it there was much slow-acting yr.
When it began on the high-speed, the finger of leg.
For to win the price of silver zeros tossing they.
It is which peace around the dance.

In the country of France they became and as d'ye -.
For the old bones Billy it did not be able parlyvoo.
And people started themselves completely.
Along their helmet of sailor further.
And its zips tarred and its dancing tomcat of free flight.
From France to the homosexual Parsee.
Frenchmen began to cry, "la, la! Louis, oui!
Oh -, it wins the price of silver zeros toast.
If it dances peace all around ".
Then from port wall it began its dance.
And it accepted road on the road to France.

And its old grey tomcat, because they fell in love thus such.
Hornpipe further to the part of the end made.
Also to the finger of leg.
They danced to the platform and seventeen brigs.
With hornpipe first and after this tightened.
For it wins that the price of silver zeros tossing.
They must dance peace all around.
After this, ye the weeks, and months grew by length.

And it danced Rodney¡Çs trunks downward.
And juju, it is which people they broke into a run away in the fear.
As to be twirled men its tomcat drew closely.
To withdrawals sandier Timbuktu.
They accelerated forward stroke into one yr or into 2.
For it wins that the price of silver zeros tossing.
They must dance peace all around.

But Lethe sends in the past on port wall.
And no communications of pair arrived to everything.
And people sighed and they said, "that those!"
And calculation it forgot bones and his reliable tomcat.
But when 20 years away exceeded.
Old, old person and grey tomcat arrived thus.
For it wins that the price of silver zeros tossing.
They must dance peace all around.

The mayor and consultation also raised after this.
And they asked rapidly, "now, which you.
With your jagged clothing and your old blacks by helmet.
And by you tarred zips and your dancing tomcat?"
"I will be bone Billy and my wand am of feet.
And 4 he wanted it would be to dance never not at all more length.
But I arrived to state that silvers zeros tossing.
For me the peace danced all around."

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:00 AM

I promotion
(Clarke / Hikes / Nash)- The Thorny Plant Parties

Payment of straw, and I pay straw

When we have a simple Our Games in school
I may have a role in monitoring a security guard
Then, in the age of the boys and rulers with Performances
What you want to do is magic

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

Will you always be a special one for me,
Quite independently, the absolute attention
If you are aging, it loses its magic
Where is the magic disappear

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

Even you, as a woman, like me, (so that a woman like me)
, (Even), will be (even), a woman like me, (for example: a woman I)

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

People live and learn, but, in this case, and that he was still learning
Teachers will use my mind
The lesson of the case, with me, I saw this sign
Then other people say that these votes, and we will

I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois
I straw follow-up, and why you play the game is one of Whois

I promotion

I promotion

I promotion

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 06:47 AM

Swing Low, Sweet Basket

Do not

Swing low, sweet basket,
The first time I to do the following:
Swing low, sweet basket,
Following the first move.

Jordan, I can see that at least we can see?
The first time I to do the following:
Band of angels to me,
Following the first move.

Do not

And then, if I did not accept and
The first time I to do the following:
I have all my friends to talk.
Following the first move.

Do not

Sometimes, sometimes I quit,
The first time I to do the following:
I still feel the spirit of God obligations,
Following the first move.

Do not

Bright, today, I said, has nothing to do with you,
The first time I to do the following:
Jesus Christ is my guilt, a waste of money,
Following the first move.

Do not

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 05:53 AM

Audible mangles??

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 05:18 AM

Dunno about spelcheking but I definately heard a few 'strumpets will sound' last Saturday during our performance of the Messiah!

LTS

Subject: RE: Mangled Lyrics Spelchecked!
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 04:23 AM

Beating The Bottom Of Men

And then you come to all the young comrades of the sea,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
And pray for me to pay attention and listen,
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


I am only in the deep sea water in Hong Kong,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
If keeping a close eye on some grog, the first to sing songs and to determine the standards,
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'When the first line, and I have my Baller Twas the first black Africans working hours,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
I lost my prime minister in the Black Baller,
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'Tis black Baller ready to fulfill If the Sea
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Viewed from the perspective of your laughter is desired Split scene of the killings.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


Along with the reformers and tailors, and all soljers
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Room provided by the black of the prime minister gongeule the right.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'Tis black Baller is clear land,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Then, the word is the command us our gimsamrye
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


"Radius Blow," is crying, "the citizens of the rest!
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
Or, will help with my Toe shoes! "
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


'Tis in the left corner, Starboard deck will be walking,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
"Kicking for Jack" Williams, a black gongeulhapnida leadership.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.


Attention to orders, and now you Kamel,
My wooden manner, hitting two men quit,
There are over flying rights for the black ball.
The man is a little more time to reach the bottom of the monitoring body.