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Subject: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: alanabit Date: 08 Dec 07 - 08:20 AM Life in the Australian Army... Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a smalltown, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing! At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!! This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of cake!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload! Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster. Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer. I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is. Your loving daughter, Sheila |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: Janie Date: 08 Dec 07 - 09:20 AM LOL! |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: artbrooks Date: 08 Dec 07 - 09:58 AM ...picking Christmas cookie crumbs out of the keyboard. |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: mack/misophist Date: 08 Dec 07 - 10:39 AM Could you please cite the source? There may be more hidden away. |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: alanabit Date: 08 Dec 07 - 06:12 PM I am sorry that I don't know the original source. It came to me in a friend's e-mail today. I thought it was a hoot, so I passed it on here. |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: artbrooks Date: 08 Dec 07 - 07:53 PM Looks like it has been around the block a few times. More here. |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 09 Dec 07 - 12:29 AM I received the Oz version some time back & it's great to see the alternative versions. thanks Alan & art sandra |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: JennieG Date: 09 Dec 07 - 07:29 PM I have come across this one before but it still raises a chuckle. Us girls from the bush are a tough lot.......! Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: gnu Date: 09 Dec 07 - 07:49 PM Heheheheheheheheeeeee!!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: frogprince Date: 09 Dec 07 - 11:58 PM I was getting a kick out of it anyhow, thinking of the comparison between growing up on a hardscrabble farm in Minnesota and my Navy days; then I got to the "signature" and split a gut. Love it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 10 Dec 07 - 01:00 AM JennieG I think we need to point these guys to the song "Girls from the bush are back in town"... |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 10 Dec 07 - 02:50 AM egads, Google is fast - I just searched for 'Girls from the bush are back in town' & Google has this thread as no. 1 reference! sandra |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: JennieG Date: 11 Dec 07 - 01:17 AM I don't know 'Girls from the bush are back in town' - should I? Sounds as though my life has been sadly lacking until now! Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: BS: Life in the Australian Army... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:05 PM Wasn't it a parody of "Boys from the Bush are back in Town"? I seem to remember a video clip a few years ago. |