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BS: Satalite-gate...

Bobert 16 Feb 08 - 09:15 AM
Dave Hanson 16 Feb 08 - 09:20 AM
Tweed 16 Feb 08 - 09:29 AM
number 6 16 Feb 08 - 09:49 AM
Amos 16 Feb 08 - 10:24 AM
Amos 16 Feb 08 - 10:27 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 Feb 08 - 10:29 AM
CarolC 16 Feb 08 - 11:46 AM
Bobert 16 Feb 08 - 01:51 PM
Amos 16 Feb 08 - 01:52 PM
McGrath of Harlow 16 Feb 08 - 02:49 PM
Bobert 16 Feb 08 - 04:43 PM
number 6 16 Feb 08 - 04:47 PM
CarolC 16 Feb 08 - 04:49 PM
Bobert 16 Feb 08 - 07:44 PM
Little Hawk 16 Feb 08 - 09:12 PM
Sorcha 16 Feb 08 - 09:20 PM
Little Hawk 16 Feb 08 - 10:12 PM
JohnInKansas 17 Feb 08 - 07:02 AM
Bobert 17 Feb 08 - 09:23 AM

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Subject: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 09:15 AM

First of all, I don't belive that the so-called spy-satalite is anything but a satalite shaped object with a big ol' bomb in it that George Bush could blow up with a remote switch from 1600 Penn Ave..

Now we're gonna shoot it down with a missle??

My butt!!!

Yeah, they is gonna shoot the missle off and soon as it get outta sight they are gonna detonate it and then detonate the fake spy statlite and everyone will think that the US has all this techical knowhow???

Like I said, my butt....

Heck, If I had that little remote box I coiuld shoot the sumabich down with my 22/410...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 09:20 AM

What you been sniffin boy ?

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Tweed
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 09:29 AM

Don't encourage him. He's stove up and in a highly drugged condition and could go off at any second. ;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: number 6
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 09:49 AM

Feelin' a bit uptight this mornin are we Bobert?

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 10:24 AM

Have a little hydrazine on your Cheerios this morning, Bobez. It'll cheer you right up, like a whack on the nose or sompn.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 10:27 AM

HIGHLIGHTS: Hydrazines are colorless liquids that are used in rocket fuels, chemical manufacturing, and as boiler water treatments. Exposure to hydrazines may cause nervous system effects, as well as liver and kidney damage. Hydrazines have been found in at least 8 of the 1,416 National Priorities List sites identified by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).

Most hydrazines are manufactured for use as rocket propellants and fuels, boiler water treatments, chemical reactants, medicines, and in cancer research. Hydrazines are highly reactive and easily catch fire.


What happens to hydrazines when they enter the environment?
Hydrazines can be released into the environment during their production or use, or from accidental spills. Hydrazines easily evaporate to the air, where they are broken down by reactions within minutes or hours.

Hydrazines can also dissolve in water, where they usually break down into less toxic compounds within a few weeks.

Hydrazines may build up in some fish living in contaminated water, but are not expected to remain at high levels over long periods of time.

In soil, hydrazines may stick to particles and be changed within a few days to less harmful compounds.


How might I be exposed to hydrazines?
Breathing contaminated air in or near a facility that makes, processes, or uses hydrazines.
Eating fish contaminated with hydrazines.
Drinking or swimming in water that has been contaminated with hydrazines.
Touching soil contaminated with hydrazines, such as near some military bases or hazardous waste sites.
Breathing cigarette smoke indirectly or using tobacco products may expose you to small amounts of hydrazine or 1,1-dimethylhydrazine.
Working in greenhouses where the chemical Alar is used may result in your being exposed to small amounts of 1,2-dimethylhydrazine.


How can hydrazines affect my health?
Breathing hydrazines for short periods may cause coughing and irritation of the throat and lungs, convulsions, tremors, or seizures. Breathing hydrazines for long periods may cause liver and kidney damage, as well as serious effects on reproductive organs.

Eating or drinking small amounts of hydrazines may cause nausea, vomiting, uncontrolled shaking, inflammation of the nerves, drowsiness, or coma.


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 10:29 AM

Yo, Boberdz! The liddle pieces of paper with dancey bears on 'em are NOT the right medicine to be takin' fer yer achin' back.


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 11:46 AM

Looks like it's an opportunity for the Navy to do a bit of target practice...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080215/ts_nm/usa_satellite_missile_dc_8


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 01:51 PM

I'd rather send Dick Cheney up in a U2 with his shotgun...

(But, Bobertz... The sumabcih prolly shoot the pilot...)

Nevermind that one...


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 01:52 PM

And show the world how pow'ful the Navy can be.

Gunboat diplomacy, in the age of the international corporation...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Satellite-gate...
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 02:49 PM

I suppose they'd get very annoyed if the Chinese or someone else did the job for them...(NB spelling amended in heading.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 04:43 PM

Yeah, Amos... You got it right...

More of Bush's Cold War woofin'... That's why I think there's something fishy going on here... Like, if they were gonna shoot the sumabich down then why not just do it???

Why talk about it???

I mean, if they miss and it doesn't work then the world will say, "Hey, yer stuff ain't all that great"... So, they are 100% sure that somehow the satalite is gonna get blowed up or they'd just shut up, do it, and ***then*** announce that they had done it, right???

This is a trick...

That satalite ain't gonna get hit by no missle... It's gonna take a hit from one certain wiezel in D.C. with a remote...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: number 6
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 04:47 PM

McGrath ... they will probably have to ask the Chinese for help ... after all, they sold all the manuals to them.

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: CarolC
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 04:49 PM

It's probably connected in some way to the government's star wars program and its policy of weaponizing space. My guess is that if it's successful, the government will use it as propaganda to warm people up to the idea of weaponizing space. "See... we're keeping you safe from bad things in space. Give us more money."


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 07:44 PM

Bingo!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 09:12 PM

Bobert, you say the USA is going to shoot down yer butt with a missile??? I am shocked! Outraged! I know you're a "dangerous subversive" and all that, but shooting your butt down with a missile is going too far in my opinion. It's overkill. And it's not fair for them to do it when you're already disabled and feeling poorly.

I intend to send a very angry letter to the White House right away about this, and I have thrown out my posable 12-inch action figure of "George Bush, Commander-in-Chief and Aviator" in the trash!


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Sorcha
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 09:20 PM

And then we all get millions and millions of little pieces of Top Secret Stuff raining down on our gardens....so we have to let the CIA, FBI and all them other alphabet soupers come gather it up.

GODS forbid we should actually find and KEEP a piece! International secrecy has been compromised!


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 08 - 10:12 PM

That's what Chongo said when his pants fell down...


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 17 Feb 08 - 07:02 AM

The real, actual, true, and verified purpose of this whole exercise is to get the Star Wars (or whatever they're calling it now) anti-missile funding through the Senate.

Careful calculations have shown that the satellite, if left to it's present course, will land precisely in the southeast corner of the swimming pool in the side lawn at the DC home of Senator Boylondabutt, who has been until now a leading opponent of the anti-missile defense program.

They are going to pretend to try to blow up the satellite (using a missile with a maximum operational altitude of 105 miles) at an altitude of about 170 miles, with the almost perfect assurance that nothing will happen to the satellite.

The when the $@#%! thing lands in Senator Boylondabutt's swimming pool, they can all shake their heads and say

"If only we'd had the funding ...."

John


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Subject: RE: BS: Satalite-gate...
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Feb 08 - 09:23 AM

Bingo, Part B, John!!!


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