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BS: $4100 a Night??? Whatcha want me to do??

Bobert 12 Mar 08 - 08:56 PM
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Subject: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 08:56 PM

Man, geeze oh Pete...

I'm in the wrong business...

So Spiz paid $4100 fir a hooker for one night??? Heck, I'm a bargain... I'll do whatever it is that you wnat me to do, short of killin' somebody, for half that... I'll even do windows...

You name it, write the check an' you got me...

Well kinda... I do have my pride... I ain't gonna pose in the nude with no goats but that's about it...

Bring it on... But write the check first...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Peace
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 09:33 PM

I fail to see why the simple matter of killin' somebody should be a sticking point, Bobert. Or the thing with the goats. OK, maybe the goats . . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Jeri
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 09:36 PM

The goat thing is just weird.

Sheep, maybe, but goats? Naaaaah!


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 09:39 PM

Yeah, you have to wonder, eh? ;-) How on earth can a sexual encounter with a complete stranger get someone to fork out $4100???????????? What the hell for? Figure it out by the hour, for gosh sakes!

Could Mr Spitzer not have found plenty of willing women who would have done it for free? I bet he could have.

To me, if you have to give someone $4,100 to have sex with you, then what that means is....that you are so totally undesirable and disgusting in every way that it takes more than $4000 to persuade a woman to get intimate with you. That indicates a really serious level of undesirability!

I would personally find that pretty devastating, but I guess Mr Spitzer sees it all in a different light somehow. ;-) It must have made him feel like a big "mover and shaker" to spend all that money, I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Emma B
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 09:40 PM

How much?


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Peace
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 09:41 PM

I must admit that the beard would be a real turn-off.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Emma B
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 09:45 PM

quite possibly.....


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 09:49 PM

$4100 would be chickenfeed to a top lawyer.

Does anyone remember that silly movie where some rich guy offers $1 million to a couple if he can spend one night with the wife? Never saw it, but there were jokes about it in the papers.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Bee
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 09:55 PM

EmmaB, I'd be ascairt that bearstachio would catch afire on the romantic candles a girl likes to have about....


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Louie Roy
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 10:00 PM

Or the story about the Ship Captain betting his ship and cargo against a Stradivari Violin


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 10:00 PM

My favorite expression for an outrageous amount being used has always been, "No shit......$4100?   Man, I'd go underwater and fuck fish for that amount."

Just an expression though............................maybe.................................

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Sorcha
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 10:00 PM

Now, lookee here...that last one is a CUTE beard! Unlike some I've been exposed to..... LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Emma B
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 10:02 PM

Bee you just need to have enough water around to extinguish them :)


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 10:15 PM

But is Bobert as cute as The $4100 Ashley Alexandra? (2 pics, scroll down)

I'd figure on at least a small discount ...

John


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 10:31 PM

Hmmm- what would I do if I was 50 years younger- and had $4100 in my roll------ it's only money, one can always make more. She's a NooYawker, however, so probably not my bourbon submarine.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: number 6
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 10:35 PM

Jeeezuz .... he paid for $4100 for her !?!?!?!

I can buy a pretty good used car with that money.

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 11:01 PM

Yeah...or several dachshunds. Think about that.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 11:08 PM

GROSS-SPEAK AND BLUNT SPEAK WARNING FOR THE SQUEAMISH:

The problem is not what someone will want you to DO, Bobser, but that you will have to act like you LIKE it, LOVE it, can't wait to do it-- or have it done to you no matter what it is-- no matter how nasty "it" (or they) may be in ways you cannot begin to imagine. And that you will have to convince them, not just try to convince them, while they are squirming around inside of you. IN you. In your most private places.

You think the P-Vine thought that bathroom was dirty-- you ain't seen dirty till it rolls down your throat and you can't spit it out, wash it out, or even make a face.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:17 AM

"$4100 a NIght"

Ah - but you have to give 90% "commission" to your agent...

So like all entertainers, you end up getting screwed for far less than you thought you agreed for...


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: GUEST,Chicken Charlie
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:59 AM

Q: Indecent Proposal. Demi Moore, aka "Gimme More" etc., etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 02:19 AM

It's prostitution, not sex slavery. And this woman was clear that she didn't let him do anything sans a condom. No spitting required (though one hopes she had good-tasting condoms.) ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 06:10 AM

Tell me No Llamas Were Harmed in the making of this scandal....

Dani


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 06:37 AM

Minor quibble: Although he paid $4100 that night, only part of it was for that girl. He was upset at having to make a deposit to complete the arrangement, so he deposited an additional "advance" in case he wanted more later. (Estimates are, however, that he may have spent something like $80,000 total with that agency up to that time.)

Added gossip: One of nine others identified by the FBI as clients is claimed to be "the richest man in England." The Duke of W ... (Perhaps he hired one of the higher priced ones? - or not.)

John


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:24 AM

Actually the ladies worked for $500 per night and 50% of the take.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Barry Finn
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 09:28 AM

Can I get a nickle's worth?

Barry


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 09:42 AM

Emma-

You really posted some great picts above.

$4100 could purchase a very nice 5-string banjo. Kristin (or Ashley) is a very nice looking young lady but a banjo is something that you can rely on.

Or as Kipling is alleged to have said:

A woman is only a woman but a good cigar is a smoke.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 09:56 AM

I wonder if he had to buy the condoms, too?


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 10:06 AM

Hey, look, folks...

Maybe I just don't get it but I don't find Kristin, Ashley or whoever she is, all that hot...

Morgan Fairchild??? Now that's hot...

Just my opinion...

B`


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 10:13 AM

Bobert-

According to the link above "Kristin, Ashley" needs a new boyfriend. Maybe you wouldn't have to put up $4100 (or even $500) a night, just buy her a few roses and sing her a few romantic songs.

It's really hard to judge a whole person from a photo or news article. You might consider giving her the benefit of the doubt.

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 10:21 AM

The 58-year old Patsy McClenny (aka Morgan Fairchild) is also a probably much more interesting companion than the 23-year-old Ashley/Kristin who is just starting out and already making some rather dodgy choices. The path to bimbo is a fast one, fraught with difficult choices (just ask Donna Rice, Fawn Hall, Jessica Hahn, or Monica Lewinski).

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 10:24 AM

If I gonna buy roses, Charley, they gonna be fir the P-Vine, who in my opinion, makes Kristin look like something at the loacl animal shelter...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 10:27 AM

Kristin is a musician. Ease up on her. (Not trad I don't think.)


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: bobad
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 10:31 AM

"Kristin is a musician."

I hear she plays a mean skin flute.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Grab
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 10:42 AM

None of the royals are anywhere near being the richest man in Britain. AFAIK the Queen isn't even the richest woman in Britain.

The murdering, lying, gun-running Nicholas van Hoogstraten was a candidate for the title. Don't know whether he still is, since he got banged up for hiring two guys to assassinate a business rival. But hiring prostitutes would be entirely in his line, since he's a criminal and is so unpleasant he'd be unlikely to get a partner any other way.

And am I the only one who winced at JiK saying

He was upset at having to make a deposit to complete the arrangement

Graham.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 10:43 AM

LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Bee
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 10:50 AM

I blame those little blue pills. All these old guys whose original (or second or third) trophy wives were thoroughly relieved at getting the general rabbiting down to once a month or so now want more! More! More!


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 11:18 AM

Ah..but did he, for all his money, get a woman who held him as if he were the most treasured possession in her life? Did he forget everything around him as he felt her lips come down, so softly, slowly, upon his? Did he know that she would die for him in an instant, such was her devotion? Did he know that his whole world was wrapped up in that one person who enfolded him, so lovingly, into her? Did he wallow in ecstatic warmth, knowing, that come the morning, he would be loved all over again, in exactly the same way, without *ever* having to ask? And did he know that every day, for the rest of his life he would be loved as if every single time were the very first time?


If not, then he wasted every single dollar.



Appaloo :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: skarpi
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 11:29 AM

I say ......... this is a good lookin girl but as always in America
some one is always tryin to make a scandal , so who is the mistery
man/woman who wants his chair ???

I dont taking this .............. this is a dirty matter
there is a mud around this case .:>))

so

ATB Skarpi


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:11 PM

More money than brains.

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:32 PM

Right with you there, Apaloosa Lady! Let's get the glory and wonder of romantic love back into sex, I say. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:56 PM

At $4,000 a pop I friggin' HOPE so.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: PoppaGator
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 01:03 PM

For that kind of money, a client is supposed to be buying discretion ~ secrecy ~ as well as sex.

Ther's undoubtedly a thrill in indulging oneself in a forbidden activity, but the extra charges are supposed to guarantee that there's no real risk of getting caught.

Eliot didn't get his money's worth this time ~ but it's not the agency's fault, they did their part. He can blame himself for setting up tougher-then-ever anti-sex-trade laws and investgators, and for unnecessarily transporting the girl across state lines.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a NIght??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 01:07 PM

No man is ever rich, unless he finds a woman who loves him with her very soul.

'Sex' is merely a physical act.

Love, however, is something *very* different.

The two are so far removed as to be almost opposites.

$4,000 may buy you the first one, but it would not even begin to touch upon the value of the second.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a Night??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:29 PM

What a saccharine turn this thread is taking. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a Night??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Don Firth
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:42 PM

$4100 for a bit of rumpy-pumpy?

Now, that's what I call horny!!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a Night??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:45 PM

What a bunch of twaddle. It's the oldest profession. Grow up, I say. If a PERSON has the $$$ and wants to employ another PERSON, that is their business. Not mine... or anyone elses.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a Night??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:47 PM

It's the second oldest profession, gnu.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a Night??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: GUEST,Coyote Breath (without cookie)
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:56 PM

I don't wonder at the amount, I don't wonder that he felt the need to hire a "professional" but I really am puzzled as to why a man who had built a very successful carreer as a crusading Mr. Clean should want to risk all that he had built so carefully. No matter what he may have felt he "needed" to do, as far as his sexual appetites were concerned, he acted about as stupidedly as was possible. He MUST have wanted to destroy himself!!

If one feels the need to have uncomplicated recreational sex, seeking the services of a hooker is a good idea. It is legal in Nevada. Cheaper too! A plane ticket geeeze!

What a jerk!

CB


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a Night??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:57 PM

It's legal in SOME parts of Neveda. Not everywhere in Nevada.


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Subject: RE: BS: $4100 a Night??? Whatcha want me to do??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 06:29 PM

Some people just figure they can get away with anything...because it's them doing it and they are so special. It's other people who get caught, not them, right? Maybe that's what happened to Mr Spitzer. Just plain old arrogance.


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