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Subject: BS: Alert the Temple! From: beardedbruce Date: 13 May 08 - 09:19 AM http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PainManagement/story?id=4823025&page=1 "ABC News reports that, with the help of eight operations and a gallon of silicone, a Brazillian woman has size 34FFF breasts. That is not a typo. According to the story, that's a record for Brazil, but the woman isn't done yet. In a Fox News interview, the 28-year-old woman says getting humongous breasts has increased her self-esteem." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: bobad Date: 13 May 08 - 09:59 AM Take a load off Annie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: frogprince Date: 13 May 08 - 10:34 AM This tempts me to take back every apology I've ever made for bad blonce jokes... Just a little more seriously, it's certainly another case to make one torn between feeling sorry for the individual, or just saying why not just relax and laugh. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Amos Date: 13 May 08 - 10:45 AM Sheyla Hershey, the woman in question, has been interviewed by the Upper Deck Council of the Temple of the Divine Curve for possible employment as a figurehead, so to speak; there have also been unsubstantiated whispers of possible candidacy for ainthood. However, the Council -- to come to roseate point directly -- has concluded that it raises too many issues. One critical argument against her candidacy on both equally impressive fronts is that the elevation, as it were, of her super structure in this manner would be tantamount to allocating divinity to plastic surgeons. This step would enmire the highest curves of our religion in a bitter cup of metaphysical perplexity, and we would find ourselves hard-put, as it were, to detect the higher truth. Although Ms, Hershey does appear to have an aureola of inspiration, we feel (whenever possible) that it would not be upfront to conflate that with the halo of divinity. Therefore, after comparing our feelings of the matter at some length, we have declined the opportunity to embrace these enthralling but fraudulent iconic curves, on the grounds that we would be placing ourselves out of touch with our genuine subject matter. The Council has concluded that breasts of silicon have feet of clay. Fr. Lingua da Mammaria Director, Computation and Analysis Department The area under the curve is no differential Temple of the Divine Curve Founding Brother and First Fondler, Brotherhood of the Golden Globes Chater Member, Gazers Anonymous |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Wesley S Date: 13 May 08 - 10:58 AM I guess she's given up jogging. She's bound to regret it someday and have reduction surgery. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: artbrooks Date: 13 May 08 - 11:05 AM Big and tan and young and lovely, The girl from Ipanena comes bouncing... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: katlaughing Date: 13 May 08 - 11:16 AM Right, Wesley. She will feel it as she gets older and things head south. Shakes head in sadness and amazement. Why so many women still think they have to alter themselves to be attractive... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Jean(eanjay) Date: 13 May 08 - 11:22 AM She should talk to Jordan who has now had hers reduced and looks so much better and more comfortable. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Jean(eanjay) Date: 13 May 08 - 11:28 AM She also would do well to read this. Lolo Ferrari |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Little Hawk Date: 13 May 08 - 11:33 AM Yuck. I wonder if Frank Cho has heard about this? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: C-flat Date: 13 May 08 - 11:51 AM I think we should offer Sheyla our full support! She needs it!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 May 08 - 11:51 AM Karen will be having reduction surgery in the near future. Anyone who thinks large breasts are "wonderful" is a sick fuck who has never loved and lived with a woman whose breast size has affected her physical and mental well being. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Morticia Date: 13 May 08 - 12:38 PM I am still bemused by the first linked article which showed a picture of a woman in a low cut top but not the woman in question. Presumably this was in case some of us did not know what breasts were. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 13 May 08 - 12:48 PM That may actually be the same woman, Morty. She's just spent all her money and energy on her tits and has let the rest of her appearance go to hell. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Bill D Date: 13 May 08 - 12:51 PM Suddenly the OLD joke springs to mind about the woman of that size who landed a job in a strip joint....her entire act consisted of crawling out onto the stage and trying to stand up. Seriously...there needs to be a way to warn women of the pain & problems awaiting such "enhancements". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Emma B Date: 13 May 08 - 12:59 PM From Michael Jackson to this bloke there are some odd people who are prepared to endanger their health to look like repulsive freaks! What kind of ethics do the 'doctors' who undertake this kind of surgery have? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: katlaughing Date: 13 May 08 - 03:32 PM You are absolutely right, Spaw. Good luck to Karen on that surgery and good for her for doing it! WARNING: ADULT CONTENT THIS IS SICK and obscene and any doc/person/spouse who had a hand in it, which eventually led to her demise btw, should be thrown in jail or something worse. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: beardedbruce Date: 13 May 08 - 04:51 PM "On the morning of March 05, 2000, one month after her 37th birthday, Ferrari was found dead at her home in Grasse in the Alpes-Maritimes département on the French Riviera of undetermined causes. Originally, she was thought to have died of a drug overdose, but a further autopsy revealed that she had died from mechanically induced suffocation. Her husband was suspected of her death and was arrested, spent one year in prison, but was later released." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: katlaughing Date: 13 May 08 - 04:59 PM Hmmm...I missed reading that. Nevertheless, there was also this: ...and as a result of her many surgeries she suffered from a number of medical afflictions and lived with a heavy regimen of drugs.[5] I am sure that didn't do anything to lengthen her lifespan. AND, it also said her husband urge her to get the surgery in the first place. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Amos Date: 13 May 08 - 05:03 PM On the morning of March 05, 2000, one month after her 37th birthday, "Ferrari was found dead at her home in Grasse in the Alpes-Maritimes département on the French Riviera of undetermined causes. Originally, she was thought to have died of a drug overdose, but a further autopsy revealed that she had died from mechanically induced suffocation. Her husband was suspected of her death and was arrested, spent one year in prison, but was later released.[8]" (Wikipedia) There's the sad consequence of worshipping false versions of divinity for ya. Sick, and sad. The genuine article is so enlivening, why would anyone get so upside down about it all? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Emma B Date: 13 May 08 - 05:16 PM 'Ferrari was known to suffer from severe depression and anxiety—two conditions that often accompany Body Dysmorphic Disorder, a rare psychological condition....She turned to alcohol, as well as antidepressants and other pills. Thus, to many observers, it seemed no surprise that Lolo had overdosed on prescription medications and finally become the lifeless blow-up doll she so desperately wanted to resemble. However, questions soon began to emerge as to whether or not the death was intentional. ...two years later, a curious thing happened: A team of three police scientists reported that the medications in Lolo's body thought to have caused her death had not completely metabolized. More significantly, the team concluded that Ferrari had died of suffocation. They detected cyanosis of the lips, nails and hands, a symptom of asphyxiation in which deoxygenated hemoglobin in the blood creates a blue tinge. Some people speculated that the former Miss Tits Europe, who couldn't sleep on her back because the weight of her breasts interfered with her breathing, may have been strangled to death by her own mammaries.' from the September 2003 issue of Hustler Magazine "She could have been huge in the U.S.," said photographer Mark Kismet Gross! what a tragic, wasted sick life pandering to a sick 'cloentele' |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: open mike Date: 13 May 08 - 05:27 PM Hooray for the doctors to refuse to add any more plastic to this woman. Some make it a cult to "enhance" their bodies. I have seen a picture of a man with a star fish emplanted beneath his forehead and metal spikes embedded in his scalp. unfortunately (or fortunately) I cannot find his pic now.. http://www.bmeink.com/body_enhancement2.html |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Little Hawk Date: 13 May 08 - 05:28 PM Man, I just don't get it. How can anyone think that that is "attractive"???? Or "sexy"???? How can people get that far away from reality? An attractive body is a body that is healthy, efficient, and in good balance and proportion...like a well-conditioned person in the prime of life who is nimble, light on their feet, and well-toned in each area of the body. What works best in a functional sense...as a healthy living body...is what looks best too. The woman that this thread is about must be out of her tiny mind if she thinks that having breasts that big is any kind of asset to her life or her self-esteem. Ditto for the men who agree with her. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Sorcha Date: 13 May 08 - 06:11 PM Here's another....Maxi Mounds I don't get it either.....sad, really. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Art Thieme Date: 13 May 08 - 06:24 PM To paraphrase my own song, just add hamburger and beans and you've got silicone carne! Art Thieme |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Amos Date: 13 May 08 - 07:15 PM Art: I think it's;spelled silly con carne in this case. Drawing on my limited crane knowledge. \ A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Don Firth Date: 13 May 08 - 08:16 PM When I was working as a Production Illustrator at Boeing in the late 1960s, there was a young woman who came into the PI department a couple of times a week with an armload of blueprints to drop off. She was maybe 5'4", and from the waist down, her figure was normal. But the poor kid had a bustline that looked like she was trying to smuggle a couple of basketballs. Some of the male goof-balls in the department used to snicker and whisper to each other when she came in. And she was aware of it and was obviously embarrassed. She was carrying a burden in a couple of senses of the expression. I felt sorry for her. She was definitely a candidate for breast-reduction surgery. I'm mystified at the thought processes of any woman who would elect to do that to herself through surgery. Weird (and a bit sick) standards some folks have!! Normal, healthy female bodies come in all sizes and shapes, and I'm as fond of the female body as any normal testosterone-sodden male, but ye gods, some people have no sense of proportion!! Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Date: 13 May 08 - 08:23 PM The French say that more than a mouthful is a waste. It's getting to the point where it's more of a pair of boobs with a B-cup woman jutting off of them. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Little Hawk Date: 13 May 08 - 08:32 PM It might be the aftereffect of a society that took too many kids off mother's milk and put a crummy bottle of formula in their mouths. And then there's Hugh Hefner of course, and his many imitators. They might have had something to do with it too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: JennieG Date: 13 May 08 - 08:37 PM Golly. The only word that comes to mind here is "deformed"....and by choice??? Cheers JennieG |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: frogprince Date: 13 May 08 - 09:03 PM About 30 years ago I saw a stripper who claimed a 72" bust. (Yes, I went to see a stripper; no, I wasn't thrilled by the idea of a 72" bust). With her bra off, she couldn't put her arms down at her sides; that's where her breasts were. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Date: 13 May 08 - 09:11 PM LittleHawk, I think the blame more rightly lies with the economic machine than with good old Hugh. He does like women with large breasts but I don't recall anything more than natural ('cepting when it was some celebrity like Pamela Anderson). Same for Bob over at Penthouse. I see much more of this sort of thing on Beer commercials and other advertising. After all, Hugh and Bob were selling to a select group, not everyone capable of watching TV. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Sorcha Date: 13 May 08 - 09:21 PM Look, I can SEE fixing a major deformity by surgery...cleft palate, etc...but small bosoms are NOT a deformity....I'm SO happy that I don't HAVE to wear a bra, don't have more back, shoulder and neck pain than I do....I just don't 'get it'. I think it's sad when people feel they have to deform their bodies in any way to feel 'acceptable'. Just sad and so unnecessary. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Amos Date: 13 May 08 - 09:34 PM Brothers and sisters, let us hold in our minds the Great Truth: God works in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform. And let us give thanks that we are blessed with a wide, high, low and in-between spectrum of such beauty and sensitivity. Fr. Tacitus Infinitus Pastor Chapel of the Form Divine, Zaftig, Germany |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: GUEST,Chief Chaos Date: 13 May 08 - 09:36 PM I find I agree with the French. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: katlaughing Date: 13 May 08 - 10:29 PM E-x-c-u-s-e me, Frater T.I. it's God works in mysterious ways, |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Ebbie Date: 14 May 08 - 01:04 AM Two of my nieces chose breast reduction surgery. One is a married woman, the other is single and they both report their happiness with it. Both have always been active and athletic but they look the part now. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: bobad Date: 14 May 08 - 10:42 AM Great tits cope well with warming |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: katlaughing Date: 14 May 08 - 11:18 AM Criminy! WHO actually named those birds? I know, it's not the first time I've heard them called that, but "great" tits? I just want to know WHO named them that?!:-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: frogprince Date: 14 May 08 - 11:33 AM I know, Kat:"Nice boobies" sounds much more genteel! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Donuel Date: 14 May 08 - 11:36 AM Currently she is doing a got milk commercial. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Alert the Temple! From: Sandra in Sydney Date: 14 May 08 - 09:13 PM One of my friends had breast reduction surgery a few years ago. She is a short woman, & it was first suggested by the technician who was doing her annual mammogram. I didn't know her before the surgery but as others have said, her huge breasts on a small frame caused pain in her back & shoulders. I also know another woman, also over 60, who had reduction surgery for the same reason. And at the same time fools are increasing their breast size, cos their partners want it (I'm not talking about those women who decide on their own, that slightly larger breasts would be a good thing for their self-confidence). Why go thru surgery with all the risks it entails, just cos another person says you aren't perfect as you are? sandra |
