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BS: just for men to answer this question

skarpi 09 Jun 08 - 09:14 AM
Stilly River Sage 09 Jun 08 - 09:15 AM
John MacKenzie 09 Jun 08 - 09:18 AM
Little Hawk 09 Jun 08 - 10:07 AM
mack/misophist 09 Jun 08 - 10:10 AM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 10:21 AM
artbrooks 09 Jun 08 - 10:24 AM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 10:25 AM
beardedbruce 09 Jun 08 - 10:25 AM
Amos 09 Jun 08 - 10:44 AM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 10:45 AM
gnu 09 Jun 08 - 10:45 AM
GUEST,Jack the Sailor 09 Jun 08 - 10:47 AM
Bill D 09 Jun 08 - 10:47 AM
John on the Sunset Coast 09 Jun 08 - 10:52 AM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 10:58 AM
bobad 09 Jun 08 - 10:59 AM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 11:10 AM
GUEST,Neil D 09 Jun 08 - 11:14 AM
Little Hawk 09 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM
Ebbie 09 Jun 08 - 11:27 AM
John MacKenzie 09 Jun 08 - 11:28 AM
Amos 09 Jun 08 - 11:28 AM
dwditty 09 Jun 08 - 11:32 AM
topical tom 09 Jun 08 - 11:33 AM
John MacKenzie 09 Jun 08 - 11:36 AM
Megan L 09 Jun 08 - 11:38 AM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 11:41 AM
Paul Burke 09 Jun 08 - 11:50 AM
SINSULL 09 Jun 08 - 11:56 AM
PoppaGator 09 Jun 08 - 12:16 PM
John MacKenzie 09 Jun 08 - 12:24 PM
Rapparee 09 Jun 08 - 12:34 PM
kendall 09 Jun 08 - 12:40 PM
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Peace 09 Jun 08 - 12:57 PM
Deckman 09 Jun 08 - 01:11 PM
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GUEST,Neil D 09 Jun 08 - 01:53 PM
skarpi 09 Jun 08 - 02:48 PM
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frogprince 09 Jun 08 - 03:30 PM
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Subject: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: skarpi
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:14 AM

I was asked the other day in work a question , now this person is a
woman and is a very good friend of mine and we can almost talk
about anything when we are together , and this time out of the blue she
asked me
   


       " Skarpi do you shave your " balls " or what ever you call
         in English ?? " I say down below - and I could not say a word for few min .

         hmmmm I told her .............. " ?????

So is it common that men shave them self down below ?????
like woman do ?


So just wandering .........   around the world


This is a question , like do men wear something under the scottish uniform ?


?? o(-/-)o

ATB Skarpi


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:15 AM

Oy.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:18 AM

Back, Sack and Crack :)


G


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:07 AM

No. But occasionally I get the urge to trim some of the longer hairs back a bit with a small pair of scissors. Why? Who knows. I mean, it doesn't really matter, right? Maybe I do it for the same reason that a bird plucks at his feathers or someone runs their fingers through their hair. Personal grooming instinct? Nervousness? A desire to superimpose existentialist doctrine on traditionalist mores? ;-)

I don't think that shaving that area would be wise, as it would probably itch like hell when it started to grow back in.

I wonder what Brad Pitt has to say about this?


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: mack/misophist
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:10 AM

I hope it's relatively common. I had to do it when I got my vasectomy. But only once.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:21 AM

Crabs. I had crabs once--twice actually, but the second time was just a continuation of the first time--and I believed the instructions (to shave the pubic area). It was itchier than the damned crabs when hair grew back in. Piss on that. Never again. Let the bloody stuff fall out like the rest of my hair.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: artbrooks
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:24 AM

No


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:25 AM

What Art said.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: beardedbruce
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:25 AM

It is itchy. My first angioplasty was with a complete shave, knees to neck.

They have improved things lately.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:44 AM

As a general rule, men do not shave their balls, except for medical purposes as described above.

At least all the ones I have met. I've never heard of it as an aesthetic practice. But these days, with chain link septums and chrome-hitched labia, anything is possible.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:45 AM

SHAVE?? I thought you said SAVE.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:45 AM

.... with a rusty razor....


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:47 AM

Nope, I've never shaved south of the neck.

tap tap tap, knock on wood.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:47 AM

"common"? HA!

Maybe in some groups, but I'd bet that 94.638% would laugh at the idea.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:52 AM

I don't shave there for two reasons: I want to hide them when I'm nekid so the the world doesn't laugh at what the missus has been laughing at for years; and nothing (repeat, nothing) sharp gets anywhere near that delicate area. One last thing, it's the last place I still have most of my own hair.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:58 AM

Ping pong balls? Hell, I thought you said King Kong balls.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: bobad
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:59 AM

Shaving one's balls would be a rather tricky operation, the scrotum on the other hand would be much easier, for those who are so inclined.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:10 AM

Just don't use an electric razor while yer in the bath.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:14 AM

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 10:21 AM

Crabs. I had crabs once--twice actually, but the second time was just a continuation of the first time--and I believed the instructions (to shave the pubic area). It was itchier than the damned crabs when hair grew back in. Piss on that. Never again. Let the bloody stuff fall out like the rest of my hair.



    Peace, down here when we get crabs we get rid of them thusly: Light one side of your pubic hair on fire and when the little beasties flea to the other side beat them to death with a club.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:16 AM

LOL! That sounds like something Shane would do...once.

He's not completely stupid, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:27 AM

Crabs? Do you prefer king to dungies?


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:28 AM

Ebbie, you haven't gone and changed sex have you?


G


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:28 AM

RIght. IN the battle of wits, that man (Shane) is only half-armed. Fortunately, as a figment, he doesn't need much.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: dwditty
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:32 AM

Can't wait until Spaw weighs in on this one - he is so hirsuit.....I mean astute!


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: topical tom
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:33 AM

Nothing ever below the neck.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:36 AM

Oblate follicled spheroids.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Megan L
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:38 AM

Whit a bunch o big girls blouses


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:41 AM

"Peace, down here when we get crabs we get rid of them thusly: Light one side of your pubic hair on fire and when the little beasties flea to the other side beat them to death with a club."

Thanks for that, Neil. Wish I'd met you years ago. Last time I stabbed them with an ice pick.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: Paul Burke
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:50 AM

So is it common that men shave them self down below ?????
like woman do ?


None of the women I know shave there either. Hence the phrase "chewing the carpet".


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 11:56 AM

LOL - skarpi, I know for a fact that men do shave their nether regions...shall I name nmaes?


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answear this question
From: PoppaGator
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:16 PM

Who'd want to?

I men really, WTF is the world coming to?

I don't even shave much of my face, let alone any more tender and more private area.

Of course, having spent my young adulthood in the "hippie" subculture, I've never had much interest in any kind of hair removal, for myself or for others of either gender. I'm perfectly OK with women not shaving their legs or armpits, although I do accept that most women, at least in the US, find it necessary to conform to societal norms by removing their hair from those areas.

This may mark me as an old fuddy-duddy, but I've never encountered a "bald" public area ~ on anyone. I don't understand how any red-blooded male would find anything attractive about a grown woman's hairless crotch. Sort of smacks of pedophilia, if you ask me. Also, there's the issue of STUBBLE, which could become very uncomfortable!


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:24 PM

Too many women in here. Why is it they can't keep out of men only threads, but bitch like hell if men post on their womenz only threads?
That's 4 of them so far!

G


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:34 PM

Cut 'em off when the male hasn't yet reached puberty and the problem solves itself. If, indeed, it IS a problem.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: kendall
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:40 PM

The best way to deal with crabs is::
Rub sand on the whole area, then pour alcohol around. The little bastards will get drunk and stone each other to death.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: jacqui.c
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:41 PM

#5 weighing in - now you know that if you suggest that a thread is purely for men that us womenz is going to have to check it out. WAY too much temptation there!

On the question - how about waxing? No sharp objects to deal with.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: bobad
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:53 PM

"On the question - how about waxing?"

Why?


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 12:57 PM

"Whoa, Peace! You dark horse, you"

I never looked that good in my life. And it's too late now.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Deckman
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 01:11 PM

Hmm? I've been trying to think of an appropriate song? How about if someone, prefably a woman of the opposite sex, try a re-write of the olde Baptist parody:

"My face I don't mind it,
For I am behind it,
The one in the front gets the jar!" CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Acorn4
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 01:24 PM

I trust the womwn on this thread are wearing beards.

Never shaved mine though they have caused me to have one or two close shaves!


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 01:43 PM

The last woman in my life had everything a man could want.......................













Hairy legs, hairy chest, two beards


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 01:53 PM

Skapi, I would think living that close to the Arctic Circle you would want all the insulation you could get so as to not freeze them off.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: skarpi
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 02:48 PM

who said anything about me being shaved ???

ATB Skarpi


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: fat B****rd
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 02:55 PM

I've been shaved 'knees to nipples'for hospital purposes on 4 occasions. Bloody itchy when it's all growing back. Great for 'The Last Turkey In The Shop' but no good for using your glasses and doing 'Groucho Marx'.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: skarpi
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 02:56 PM

well Poul b , I know a lot of woman who shave or wax their
private place ,

and its understandable why woman comes in here .

if you only knew what we Vikings do here up in the artic :>) LOL

I suppose you americans should look at the TV shows from USA
like on " E " channel or STAR channel the things you see on it
my oh my .



Atb Skarpi .


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: frogprince
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:30 PM

NOT ON YOUR LIFE. Had 'em shaved for a vasectomy. When I did advance paperwork, a few days before, I was alerted to expect it, and assured that it would be done by a male; I still don't know why that was supposed to make me feel better about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Megan L
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:31 PM

Skarpi SKELP


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: skarpi
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:37 PM

jabb I ave been waiting for this Megan


:>)))


ATB Skarpi


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 04:26 PM

When I was a teenager, I worked as a construction worker one summer.
I heard every poor dirty joke ever told. Some did not make much sense, but it did not matter, as added to the work atmosphere.

One male hairy rhyme that I remember a worker recite was:

"The hair grew so thick
between my a&@x*le and $#@xk,
that my balls wouldn't jingle
anymore".


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 04:29 PM

It doesn't rhyme.


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Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 04:44 PM

I don't imagine a bunch of granola eating old folkies is the best group to whom to pose your question. Most of us don't even shave our faces.

Shaving of privates is probably far more common among the younger set with their tattoos, piercings and other aberations of appearance. They're also probably more influenced by the "aesthetics" of modern-day pornography where almost everyone, male and female, shaves for the benefit of the camera.


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