BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!

Subject: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 05:04 PM

Major problem! Amos... sound the alarm!

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 06:16 PM

In my opinion that Double D-breasted bird should not wear orange - ever! She looks just like that grouse- the one that shakes itself and fills its pouches with air- you know the one I mean?

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 06:42 PM

Give her a break! My daughter is a 36-DD and would look cute in that. :)

(Rough grouse and blue grouse both puff up)

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:11 PM

Omigod, that's a classic; thanks, Bill.

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:14 PM

Ah, but does she wear orange?

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:39 PM

After due consideration, the forward thinking leaders have decided to enlist the assistance of experts in addressing these issues. These folks seem to be particularly good and getting right to the point.

Fra Punctus Terrificus
Public and Polyrelations Specialist
Temple of the Golden Curve

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:39 PM

Bill - I don't know what to say. You have always been the logical voice of reason around here. Has Rita gone off fo a long weekend and left you surfing the web unsupervised? Are you looking to be the next Mudcat ToyBoy? Senility?

Shocking.


And I sure as hell haven't noticed any shrinking breasts in my house.

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 07:47 PM

(I ALWAYS surf unsupervised.... I found that be sheer accident, and thought 'someone' should be warned. I, myself, don't see the emergency, as 'smaller' seems a lot easier to cope with. But being in favor of equal opportunity for all.....oh, never mind...)





(knew a woman years ago who complained bitterly about the attention she got as she ran down the hall to class one day. She was almost ready to get a plastic surgeon to reduce them...)

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 08:26 PM

The gal who played Wonder Woman on TV had hers all tightly held in by a sort of armoured chest girdle, precisely so they wouldn't do "that" when she ran (as the script frequently required her to). Television guidelines were much stricter and more prudish in those days than they are now.

***

All I can add to this discussion besides that is that I ate at one of the local restaurants tonight, and was served by two lovely young women who were both quite small in that area. I can't say their appearance suffered any from that fact. They looked great. Made me wish I was 25 again! (sigh)

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 08:26 PM

I can't run - doctor's orders. Possibility of shattered jaw.

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 08:38 PM

Orange, red, yellow, they all look good on my Puerto Rican girl.

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 11:48 PM

I like tits.











What were we talking about again?

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 11:58 PM

Must have been goldfinches.

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Cluin
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 12:01 AM

Chickadees.

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 12:03 AM

My named bird comes closer to matching up with Amos's requirement of golden and tits.

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 07:56 AM

Two lovely black eyes, oh what a surprise ♫♫

Try not to run Sins.


XG

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Midchuck
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 08:16 AM

A classic story, on the topic:

News Bulletin - for immediate release:

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps
women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken
outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of him.

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 10:26 PM

Since you're on the Onion, don't forget to check the links to other stories. Two absolute classics in the 17 Oct 2008 issue: "Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight" and "Bush Calls For Panic".

Particularly the second: "In a nationally televised address to the American people Wednesday night, President Bush called upon every man, woman, and child to spiral uncontrollably downward into complete and utter panic...."

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Mar 09 - 09:02 PM

Oh, fel-lah-s, I've found just the song for you, in This Video (which does not start automatically for those on dial-up.) The link was sent to me by a friend who knew me back when this coulda been my theme song when my rose tattoo was brand-new and I liked to show it off!

WARNING - Contains brief flashes of frontal nudity!**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Mar 09 - 11:24 PM

That's pretty funny! He manages to get through that song without too much laughter (on his part).

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Megan L
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 04:40 AM

Katlaughin LASSIE yer askin Granny tae come ower there and pit ye ower her knee and skelp yer hin end globes whit a thing tae show an auld wifie first thing in the mornin. Mind you if a did that an jumped aroon like some o those lassies they wid hae tae treat three rows either side fur concussion. Kat SKELP

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 06:41 AM

As any guy, with taste knows, its shape, not size!

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Emma B
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 06:44 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhV3REtKuKY&feature=related

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 07:16 AM

that is LOVELY, Emma....

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 08:30 AM

I love that song, Kat. I'm gonna sing it at the Getaway next year.

Just to see what happens...



A

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: frogprince
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 10:32 AM

Darn it, I just get an opening still for the video on Kat's link; when I hit play, it goes black and sits there forever.

Emma, every jerk who complains if women don't go into hiding to nurse should be forced to watch that video; anyone who would find that offensive needs professional help.

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: katlaughing
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 10:48 AM

frogprince, maybe youtube would work better for you.:-)

Amos, I want a recording if you do!

Emma, that is really lovely, thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Big Mick
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 10:59 AM

Why don't you just come to Getaway and record it yourself, kat? You would fit right in with this merry lot. And then you could show us your rose tattoo......

I'll get me coat....

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 11:17 AM

Oh dear... what is it about a singing guy in a hat that makes apparently sane women get their puppies out...





































my window cleaner had one hell of a shock!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: katlaughing
Date: 27 Mar 09 - 11:41 AM

LOL, sure Mick, in yer dreams!**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 09 - 11:27 AM

"A Topless Day Parade was held to celebrate National Go-Topless Day in Venice Beach. "Free your breast, Free your mind" was chanted as people marched from Navy St. down the Venice boardwalk to Muscle Beach. The demonstrators believe it is a woman's constitutional right to equality, to be topless. Women are free in other countries to make this choice without consequences, attention or humiliation.
Men joined in to show their support by wearing bras or bathing suit tops wanting women to have the same rights that they receive.
The demonstration was held at Venice Beach because during the mid-70's this was once the most popular "Bare it all Beaches" in Los Angeles County. Now Public nudity is illegal at all Los Angeles county beaches.

This peaceful parade and demonstration was supported by local law enforcement and fire department, who looked happy to be on duty! This falls into the "Only in California" category!

All women were totally covered-up by "pasties" that looked identical to the female anatomy they were covering! Clever but making for a most challenging report to cover .. .. editing was essential!
They do pose an interesting question... what is your view?"

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-319409

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Jack Campin
Date: 13 Jun 15 - 07:47 AM

growing breasts in the lab

I see a future for those in the pet trade. Or perhaps you could attach USB cables to them and use them as mice.

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jun 15 - 12:43 AM

The Brethren of the Temple of the Divine Curve, assembled at the request of the Senior Prelate for Technology, have conferred and disputed amongst themselves about this remarkable, um, devlopment. We hereby declare that breast cancer is a Satanic evil visited up the world, and invoke our maxim: What God has fully developed, let no man or spirit undevelop".

Where Satanic influences have done the majestic work of Infinite Grace, the question remains whether or not it is heresy for man to intercede and seek to do the development work which by rights is the jurisdiction of the DIvine Touch. Our conclusion is that if the Infinite had not wanted man to assist in casting out the work of various debbils, and restoring the DIvine Curve to its proper elevated curvitude, he would not have revealed this technology for the stimulation of Regeneration and Renewal of the Blessed Bounty and the Restoration of Pulchritude.   We therefor in Council declare this technology sanctified by the Decree of the Forward-Looking Council of Curvaceous Continuation. Ainsi soit!

Fra. Tactilius Aereolus, Chief Protector of the DIvine Curve

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 14 Jun 15 - 10:05 AM

...funnily enough... I was only just thinking about about nicely proportioned natural bosoms... ?????

.. and for some odd reason, that keeps on happening every half hour or so....????? 😜

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jun 15 - 11:59 AM

" We hereby declare that breast cancer is a Satanic evil .."

Well..umm. sure.. sort of... evil, anyway

"...restoring the DIvine Curve to its proper elevated curvitude.."

I knew a woman who dealt with it by just removing all signs of 'curvitude'.

There is so much more to dealing with breast cancer than aesthetics. (as you well know, Amos)

Subject: RE: BS: Temple of the Golden Globes- hot alert!
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jun 15 - 12:09 PM

Well, Bill, the larky spirit of the Temple focuses on curvaceous Divinity.

The sober, rational, logistic, medical and sociological aspects are left to the wiser and more sober-sided of the forum.

Fr. Tacitus Circumularum
Defender of the Spirit of the Temple