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Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: GUEST Date: 06 Jun 09 - 03:51 PM I thought someopne would have started this thread already ~ did I miss something? I mistakenly send b-day wishes a day or two early on Faceboo, and then saw this morning that today's the day. I think...?
Happy birthday, Spaw. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: gnu Date: 06 Jun 09 - 03:59 PM You think? No matter. Let's kick him in the nuts anyway! Grit yer teeth bud!!!! KAAAAWHACKO! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Rapparee Date: 06 Jun 09 - 04:01 PM Let's sing a happy birthday song while doing it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: gnu Date: 06 Jun 09 - 04:05 PM Happy birrrrthdaaay to you... get up!... Happy... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 06 Jun 09 - 04:38 PM gnu and rapaire, your jealousy is showing. Happy birthday, dear Catspaw. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: jeddy Date: 06 Jun 09 - 04:39 PM ah happy day for good old mrs spaw. just too bad for the rest of us!!!! happy whatsits you reprobate. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: gnu Date: 06 Jun 09 - 04:49 PM Hey, you try to keep it tucked in whilst kicking him in the nuts. He won't stand still! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Amos Date: 06 Jun 09 - 05:07 PM You broke dick mammalucca, you second-hand desiccated nutsack, you worthless sack of elephant phantasm!! You let somebody start a fuckin' BIRTHDAY thread for you? You know damn well how Joe (Onnerand) Offer feels about that. Some noive you got. Now, just knock off the aging crap, buddy. Don't make me come out there... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: ranger1 Date: 06 Jun 09 - 05:28 PM Happy birthday, Spaw! I bet SINSULL has something lovely for you, and it probably sings and dances, too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Gervase Date: 06 Jun 09 - 05:35 PM Happy bloody birthday, you daft old bugger. May there be many more. Just don't go accepting any dares from Cletus, or trying any of that fancy liquor from the Reg boys. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Cats Date: 06 Jun 09 - 05:45 PM happy Birthday. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: olddude Date: 06 Jun 09 - 06:37 PM And a big happy birthday from me Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Jun 09 - 06:49 PM Happy Birthyday, man! May the Weimaraners from Hell gnaw on your privy parts while a Dachshund lifts his leg and decorates your pansies with his personal essence. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: jacqui.c Date: 06 Jun 09 - 07:22 PM Happy birthday to you, Squashed tomatoes and stew, You look like an onion, And you smell Well, I don't really think we'll go there on your birthday. Many happy returns darlin'. Live long, die happy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Hawker Date: 06 Jun 09 - 07:40 PM Hope you had a great day Spaw, sorry I missed it! Cheers, Lucy |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Geoff the Duck Date: 06 Jun 09 - 07:40 PM Far be it from me to annoy Joe Offer, BUT!!!!! QUACK!!!!!! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Janie Date: 06 Jun 09 - 07:46 PM Hope the big birthday bash planned by Paw and Cletus is well underway. But remember, if you are in a drought situation that lighting farts before sundown is strictly prohibited! May this be a year that brims with health, laughter and love. Happy Birthday, Dear One. Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Micca Date: 06 Jun 09 - 09:03 PM Yah!! you old Scrote, Many Happies from yer namesake across the pond... and after the radishes and peppers (thats bell peppers to you transponders) in the salad with dinner, I will no doubt be adding a fragrant and audible greeting also in due course! From the UK branch of the Clan micca |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: SINSULL Date: 06 Jun 09 - 09:57 PM Since I now own Spaw (see the auction thread) I have barred all use of beans, peppers, cabbages, etc. Mr. Patterson is on a bland diet of gruel and white bread. Happy Birthday, Mrs, Spaw. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: katlaughing Date: 06 Jun 09 - 10:35 PM Jaysus, that is cruel, Sins! Esp. with corn season coming up! Happy Birthday, Spawdarlin'...after all of these years I feel the need to 'fess up and admit that you are NOT the evil twin after all...'tis I, for real! Everyone knows all your gruff bluff is just that and that you are just the nicest, sweetest, most per-lite one of the bunch even if you are odoriferous now and then. BUT, that still won't getcha outta help to clean up the litter now and than! All our love to you and Karen. Hope your day was wonderful and the year to come just keeps getting better! luvyakat & my Rog |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Little Hawk Date: 06 Jun 09 - 10:38 PM You own Spaw????? Good God. You must be a courageous woman. It's a far bigger challenge than owning a Dachshund, and that's saying a good deal. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Rapparee Date: 06 Jun 09 - 10:44 PM Methane, hydrogen and cabbages And a summons from the EPA! Let there be no complaining from the bar For the birthday boy is he. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: wysiwyg Date: 06 Jun 09 - 11:21 PM Another year younger?!? ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Dave Swan Date: 07 Jun 09 - 12:18 AM This is the day you get to do nothing and not have to bill for it. So do what you're best at.....nothing. Many Happy Returns of the Day, you useless, flatulent sweetheart of a man. D |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Lonesome EJ Date: 07 Jun 09 - 02:29 AM Jesus Christ, Spaw. We were both mere lads of 49 when we started posting here. Now you are leading the way into the sixties! A happy one, Greaseball. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: VirginiaTam Date: 07 Jun 09 - 05:43 AM Damned internet was down all day yestidy Wanted to give you something real nice for your berfday, but decided on some wise advice for you in your advancing years. All I could find was this Happy berfday mate. Keep them paws attached. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Neil D Date: 07 Jun 09 - 06:03 AM And many returns of the day. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Zen Date: 07 Jun 09 - 06:31 AM Happy Birthday Pat! Have a great day! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: freda underhill Date: 07 Jun 09 - 07:17 AM happy birthday, Mr Spaw! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: catspaw49 Date: 07 Jun 09 - 07:24 AM Thank you all......and not a one of you is late as my birthday really isn't until tomorrow. That's okay.......you're not alone......The state of Ohio has never had it right either but that's a long story. Didja' ever notice that the older you get, the longer the stories get? And when you tell them, somewhere in the middle you forget why you are telling them at all? And when you try to go back and tie your boring-ass story into something which you have already forgotten, it triggers another memory-fart that starts you on yet another long-winded tale which then follows the same pattern? And then repeats once again? If a person is intelligent, that process is referred to as the "Wisdom of Age." If they are worldy, perhaps it is called the "Wisdom of Experience." In my case, I overhear people asking, "Who is that dumbass old fuck?" I now reach the point in this story that I no lomger remember why I'm telling it but let me try to wrap it up anyway............................ Geeziz......I can't think of any way to do it with the possible exception of saying how grand it is to have been here at Mudcat all these years in the company of so many dumbass old fucks...........and I love you all. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Bobert Date: 07 Jun 09 - 08:27 AM Well, first of all, in the few years I've been here it seems that the Spawzer has had more birthdays than Mosses... But that's okay... I mean, heck, it's all a cycle and, yeah, there are peaks and vallies and there are these valleys known as "dumbass old fucks vallies" (DOFVs) between the "wisdom of age peaks" (WOAPs)... Well, Mosses understood this and the Spawzer, tho he might deny it, knows it as well... That comes with being a couple hunnert years old, ya see??? Now being a mere 49 years of age, me and EJ are just dumbass young fucks so we ain't been to the mountain top yet so we ain't seen all that the Spawzer has seen... But that ain't nuthin' to hold against us or hold for or against the Spawzer... Jus' an observation which, ahhhhh... ...brings me to my young dumbass fuck point and that is, ahhhhh, well, seein' as the Spawzer has taken on yet another of these things -birthdays, you know, that in itself is cause to get drunk so... ...think I'll run out to Sweet "No-peein'-in-the-parkin'-lot" Springs Store, get me a 12 pack of ice cold Iron City, take it and my fishin' pole down to the river and hopefully be passed out by noon there on the banks of the Shenandoah... But whilst I still somewhat conscious another Happy One to the dumbass old fuck!!! Boberdz |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Bat Goddess Date: 07 Jun 09 - 10:48 AM Happy B.D., Spaw! Now if we can just get Micca to fart "Happy Birthday" to the tune of the Halleluyah Chorus for you! (No sense in wasting all those carminatives.) Celebrate for at least a month! Linn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Peter T. Date: 07 Jun 09 - 11:52 AM What hath God wrought? yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: topical tom Date: 07 Jun 09 - 12:21 PM Happy belated birthday, Spaw! Hope you had a good one and will have a good year! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Date: 07 Jun 09 - 12:41 PM Happy Early Next Birthday, you Bad Boy! :0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: karen k Date: 07 Jun 09 - 01:16 PM Hope you had a great birthday. Sorry to be late. karen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 07 Jun 09 - 01:56 PM First, I'd like to apologize to Spaw for my comment on last year's Spaw's birthday thread. In that thread, I suggest that he go fuck himself. That was rude, crude, uncouth and totally uncalled for. So, this year, DON'T go fuck yourself. You'd never be able to anyway 'cause your dick's too short! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 07 Jun 09 - 02:26 PM Must we worry so about getting old? Two true stories from my recent travels: Man of about 35 is standing on an escalator in Heathrow airport. Has his suitcase right behind him. Four-year-old son is doing his damndest to push through his legs and escape down the escalator and into the airport. Mom is shouting 'Sammy! Sammy! Samuel, stop!" Boy ignores mother completely. Father never notices or says a thing, just stares into space, completely self-absorbed. ============= Airport in Key West has a sign above the luggage conveyor: "Moving parts. Keep children clear of conveyor." Man of about 30 has his three-year-son sit on the rim of the conveyor to get his shoe tied. A plane has just landed, and the conveyor will start any moment. Child is sitting right under the warning sign. Oh well, does the little guy really need all 10 fingers? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: gnu Date: 07 Jun 09 - 03:30 PM The sentiment, the love, the admiration, is just overwhelming. I feel tears coming to my eyes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Lonesome EJ Date: 07 Jun 09 - 04:00 PM Who said anything about admiration?! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Rapparee Date: 07 Jun 09 - 04:18 PM Ya know, I'm just such a sentimental old softy I guess I just get all filled up when I think about birthdays like ol' Spaw's. Good dose of salts generally gets things right as rain, though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Amos Date: 07 Jun 09 - 04:59 PM I can only assume you must take them with every meal... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: mouldy Date: 07 Jun 09 - 05:11 PM Not been on for a couple of days, so happy birthday, and hope it was a good 'un! Andrea |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: My guru always said Date: 07 Jun 09 - 05:16 PM Many Happies for tomorrow, yesterday, today & all your days! Hil |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Bill D Date: 07 Jun 09 - 05:50 PM Unlike some, I READ threads: "Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: catspaw49 - PM Date: 07 Jun 09 - 07:24 AM Thank you all......and not a one of you is late as my birthday really isn't until tomorrow. " ..so, I'm waiting...and thinking.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: gnu Date: 07 Jun 09 - 05:54 PM Well, if they were reading at all, or, maybe, thinking at all, somebody woulda picked up on my straight line and knocked one down. Anybody? Or was it tooooo easy? Jaysus... Spaw woulda been all over that one if he ain't gettin too loose. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: GUEST,Russ Date: 07 Jun 09 - 10:49 PM Late to the party as usual. Happy Birthday Spaw. My personal preference is that my birthdays go unmarked. Not much luck convincing my family to do that. Russ (Permanent GUEST of indeterminate age) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Art Thieme Date: 07 Jun 09 - 11:46 PM Pat, You pull out the fuckin' worst in all of us. How's that for a magnetic personality! So here's to you, Spaw, the man who did for folk music what pantyhose did for sex!!!! Art (and happy birthday too, I guess) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 08 Jun 09 - 05:54 AM Sorry to be late with the jello, but I bought the candles, tried them out, set fire to the pickup, had to use some of the jello to put it out.... RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Jun 09 - 01:18 PM Has he sent you a Bigmouth Billy Bass yet? |
